The Big Secret (aka F.A.R.T.)

I, Horatio Martin Stobbard, can no longer live with this secret. I must write this down and hopefully someone can use it. I work for a top secret organisation called F.A.R.T. We are an organisation that operates outside the government and the law. Most of the electronics we use have never been heard of.

We have some of the greatest brains working for us. Once they have been recruited by us they effectively disappear forever, they are never allowed to leave. The secrets that we have discovered are so incredible that they would rock the very foundation of human belief.

Contrary to what everyone is taught, the earth is not round, it is actually flat, or slightly convex to be precise. How is this possible you ask? Why has not anyone found out before? Surely it would have been discovered when planes fly around the world.

Not so. The earth is surrounded by a rather peculiar magnetic energy field that, unknowingly to the observer, keeps you away from the edge, giving the appearance that the world is round.

It was only when we accidentally invented a device, which we call a Spectralingulazor, that we were able to negate this magnetic energy field. To our surprise we travelled past the edge of the world and even underneath it. There is nothing there. No skies, no stars, nothing.

Not far beneath the earth we came to a complete stop. We had reached the end of the universe. It was like hitting a blank wall. There seemed to be something beyond this wall but we were unable to make any sense of it. Everything was too blurred.

The universe is not infinite. Once we had overcome the magnetic energy field the shocking truth hit us. In every direction we hit a wall. It was as if we were in a container, I can only liken it to a fish tank.

Up till now, we of F.A.R.T. are the only ones aware of the truth. This magnetic energy field disguises reality and gives the appearance that the earth is round and that the universe is infinite. It is not.

I leave this document in the hopes that someone will find it. I know that they are hunting me for they do not want the truth to be known. They believe that this knowledge will bring about the end of mankind.

I, on the other, hand hope that this will unite all to work together to seek the truth out there.

Horatio Martin Stobbard
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Posted: Nov 2013
About this poem:
This document was found in a cellar in Munich ... it was torn and blood stained ... I do not verify its authenticity

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Comments (1)

moongirl1
Ha, ha! Fancy working for F.A.R.T. This is hilarious.

rolling on the floor laughing
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