Reasons to Root for The Ravens
Just having some fun with the Super Bowl. My favorite is a tie between the Bears 1986 win and the Packers 2011 win. I still have the Super Bowl Shuffle record and my friend who works for the Packers still has the 2011 Superbowl ring with 92 diamonds.
Be not what you say I am....
it's a personal situation of domestic abuse and chemical abuse; someone I once knew, to that someone that is they way they are now.
Good Presidents
Today is President's Day. Just think about some of the presidents and what some have done for good. Even the really bad ones did some good. Bush Jr. gave some money for AIDS for Africa.
Leprechaun Editorial
I based this on the Leprechaun movies. Leprechaun 3 is my favorite. He goes to Las Vegas. He has some funny quotes. "This town is full of riches, I'll rip them off, those nasty sons-a-b#$%@es!"
Her Special Day
A mother is there for you to lift you up. A mother is there for you in time of need. A mother is there for you in happy and sad times. A mother is there for you to rejoice in all you do. A mother is there for you no matter what you say. A m
Angst(Unbalance)
Existential unbalance...
B-Day
Birthdays come and go at times it seems without even being represented. Therefore i wanted to take this time to say may this one bring you joy like you have never seen. May all your dreams come true for you and the family too. For you have a
Halloween
T'is the time of year when things do go bump in the night a time when witches come back to life ready to snatch a child to boil up in their evil cauldron that walks and even can talk oh the vile stories it could tell of potions made from their fle
Boooooooooooo
just goofing around...hope every one has a great hollloweeeennnn. oh and for those of you that dont know what post toasties are..its a breakfast cerial from years back lol showing my age now lol
Cube
I just got done watching the Cube, Hypercube, and Cube Zero. All are good movies with the first and the last being the better ones. With our government shutdown and just the not niceness that goes on there this movie really fits into the Halloween season.
Sleigh Bells
Sleigh bells tinkling in the wind thunder of the reindeer's hooves as they climb up high into the sky it's Christmas eve and all is quiet Colourful fairy lights are glinting pale starlight pointing out the way snow sparkling like diamond flak
lands end
On the road to no where To the very end A sign just read Lands end No where else to go The road just falls away Rock and cliffs Beneath your feet All the rest fall into the sea flying above seagulls The sunshines The skies blu
update Halloween Challenge
Tomorrow is Halloween so come on folks lets have some spooky, scary or humorous poems theme is Halloween join in the fun
Beware my Pretty!
Trick or Treat
The city I Blame..
not a good one but i guess some thing is better then nothing lol...hhahaha
Thanksgiving Turkeys Unite!
I love the turkeys as they wander through my backyard!
Santa Slay
I start watching Christmas movies on November 1 through Christmas. This was my first Netflix rental for this Christmas season. I highly recommend it unless you're not into seeing Santa as a bad guy.
I Want A Day Off
Looking forward to the holiday breaks I am going to get starting with deer hunting weekend, four days for Thanksgiving, and nine days off for Christmas. I was so happy I got yesterday off as I have worked about 20 Saturdays since I started working in April. This is a parody of I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas.
waterfall
Un der the waterfall She stood Her heavenly naked body on show for all to see Her sensual curves she glides her fingers cold to the touch She tilts her head to the drenching water eyes shut hypnotic to the cold falling flowing rapid flow The
Santa Santa
A parody of Eartha Kitt's Santa Baby. I'm sure there lots of other things I would add to the list, like a house and millions of dollars so I could retire in luxury.
I'm Thankful For
Just some random things(in alphabetical order) I am thankful for. Some letters were tougher than others.
Christmas Tree Ornaments
Put up my tree today. I put my Christmas tree up the Saturday before Thanksgiving. I try to add one ornament each year to change up the look. I prefer cartoon characters if I can find the right one.
Christmas Magic
Christmas Magic The air is full of expectation mystery lurks round every corner the presents passed out bring exhalation none of this possible without your partner Close your eyes, let go and think back to the days of your childhood rememb
Closed For Thanksgiving
I remember that it used to be that the only businesses that were open for Thanksgiving were gas stations, and that was it. No grocery stores, department stores, or resturants were open on Thanksgiving so the workers could at least have two days off a year.
I Wish You A Merry Christmas!
Tis the season to be merry!
Juggling at the Badger Camp Telethon
I was having a hard time remembering all the performances, there have been 11 so far. I was told this would be the last year for it due to lack of student help. I hope they are wrong. I enjoy the talent shows more than anything else on the show. My favorite so far was a girl dancing to Betty Boop, she was spot on.
Frosty the Snowflake
A parody of Frosty the Snowman. We have snow all week here, thankfully just the 1 to 2 inches a day stuff.
Christmas is For All
Trees bare from the depths of autumn, winter stealthily creeps upon us, leaves are missing for the lack of the sun, but soon the christmas cheer will make such a fuss, Our children and grandchildren will be full of highs, wondering what gifts
Dancing in the Snow!
Because the snow is so pretty the way it swirls!
Rudolph's Diary
Rudolph was my favorite Christmas movie when I was a kid. I based my whole Christmas belief on it.
Christmas Presents
I have had some good Christmas presents from my past. I once got a shark game I already got, but I kept quiet because I was touched they even got me anything.
Noel
happy christmas everyone...
Santa's Present
Thinking of Mariah Carey's Christmas song "All I Want For Christmas Is You." This would be an awesome present from Santa.
Road Rage Xmas
'Twas the night before Xmas, the streets were a mess with last-minute shoppers unleashing their stress. The traffic was swarming like flies on a turd with honking and yelling and flipping the bird. Mamá in the cockpit, and I with a map, had
Up On A Housetop
I asked my dad how Santa could get down our chimney and he said he doesn't for our house, he has a majic key for houses that have chimneys that don't open out over big fireplaces.
santa clause
I saw santa clause It was only one time he was deep in the woods try to get the deer in a line I said whats the matter He said nothing at all He had lots of toys a very big haul I asked could I help as that's how I am He gave me a smile
Santa Interview
Just having some fun with Santa. Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas!
A Christmas Wish
Merry Christmas to all my fellow poets!
forsaken
a happy christmas to everyone
Christmas Dinner
Merry Christmas!!!
Rudolph the Regular-nosed Reindeer
This is a parody of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer by Elephant Larry. This is my favorite new Christmas parody song. It is from a show I used to listen to back in the 80's, the Dr. Demento Show.
Last poem of 2013
Happy New Year to all..