Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Last Liked Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Order by Most Liked | Liked | Created | Last Comment |
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Sad ?In the land of the 'shamrock' and the 'blarney stone, where the cattle graze and sheep do roam, There lives an old man that has made it his home b... | Unknown | 386 | 8 | 0 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Unknown | |
The Maid from KilkennyThere once was a Maid from Kilkenny Out walking one day found a penny This worked in her favour Cos one day it saved her When the toilet door she... | Unknown | 338 | 3 | 0 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Ladybee42 | |
To 'Beard' or not to 'Beard' ?It's getting warmer so it may come off, maybe.... | Unknown | 290 | 4 | 0 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 thesunandthesea | |
The Man In The Moon.There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?... | Unknown | 225 | 0 | 0 | Jan 2011 | ||
The Horse from the Course (challenge)Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem- What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines) why I wrot... | SCatlyn | 1,547 | 26 | 0 | Jan 2011 | May 2014 SCatlyn | |
I want to go out.As Velsi is a Lady, this poem? wouldn't really be appropriate, if you follow but it's written with her in mind.... | Unknown | 441 | 4 | 0 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 boyshchrm6 | |
A Man from Mars?I'd really love to see one and go for a 'ride'.... | Unknown | 470 | 11 | 0 | Mar 2011 | Apr 2011 Ladybee42 | |
Attempts at limericksA limerick I thought I would write Since St Patricks day is alright It was all going fine Until the fifth line A schizophrenic decided to date... | Unknown | 286 | 1 | 0 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 schawalski | |
The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to ch... | SCatlyn | 1,310 | 20 | 0 | Mar 2011 | Oct 2014 SCatlyn | |
Do You Really Love Me?Do You really Love Me when I'm fat and cry, and just eating my last pie? When I go to bed being mad that I also ate my bread? Do You really Love M... | Unknown | 676 | 3 | 0 | May 2011 | Oct 2012 Unknown | |
Just youWhen there is nothing but the rain beating on my window When I've only got a spot of coffee left When it's damp and cold inside and I lite the... | cafetwo2010 | 609 | 16 | 0 | Oct 2011 | Oct 2011 cafetwo2010 | |
an ode to alisonsorry c bear... | cuddlycolin | 458 | 0 | 0 | Oct 2011 | ||
A look at life..If it was true..where is the God, that leaves us here to suffer, We strive and fail a life so blue, ..is this to make us tougher, 'bad parenting' I... | Tickled | 270 | 0 | 0 | Apr 2012 | ||
LIMERICK sort-ofstill doodling with words.... | studecar | 577 | 0 | 0 | Apr 2012 | ||
limerick is it?This is my try not sure... | adjhe | 372 | 7 | 0 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 adjhe | |
Limerick - GertrudeI probably have known her !... | studecar | 883 | 8 | 0 | Apr 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown | |
Limerick (you see it coming)Secret Serviceit's in the news !... | studecar | 603 | 4 | 0 | Apr 2012 | Sep 2012 madtat29 | |
Limerick soapDo you know her?... | studecar | 1,900 | 3 | 0 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 studecar | |
Limerick fighteris that called shadow boxing?... | studecar | 573 | 2 | 0 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 studecar | |
Limerick- old man, two partsage has its drawbacks... | studecar | 507 | 1 | 0 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 elo69 | |
Limerick bachelor's maidbrawdy? you bet !... | studecar | 853 | 7 | 0 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 studecar | |
Limerick BantyHis girlfriend is so small she's called Banty. The blouses she wears are so scanty. I'd venture a guess What he likes best Is under her skirt, the... | studecar | 531 | 3 | 0 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 lucy1777 | |
Limerick - Kent a reprint from long agothis limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not.... | studecar | 517 | 1 | 0 | Apr 2012 | May 2012 mcradloff | |
Limerick atheistjust doodling again with words... | studecar | 1,055 | 4 | 0 | May 2012 | May 2012 CloudySky | |
Ron PaulGearing up for the election. The Federal Reserve is set up to make as many nations in debt as possible, and they have been working on the United Stat... | mcradloff | 797 | 10 | 0 | May 2012 | May 2012 mcradloff | |
Limerick COMEDY de FRANCEsomeone commented about toilet humor - 'nuf said... | studecar | 613 | 1 | 0 | May 2012 | May 2012 lucy1777 | |
Gotcha LimerickThis is how it can end sometimes for dirty ol' men.... | kilovolts | 555 | 3 | 0 | Aug 2012 | Sep 2012 kilovolts | |
The High KingShort and bittersweet, and just a tad Irish.... | Unknown | 484 | 8 | 0 | Aug 2012 | Sep 2012 Yankee4you | |
Glider limerickOK, pilot humour. Sorryyyy...... | kilovolts | 728 | 2 | 0 | Sep 2012 | Sep 2012 mcradloff | |
Surprise LimerickThere is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead.... | studecar | 994 | 6 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar | |
Limerick FrugalA wise man, maybe he lives in California... | studecar | 648 | 2 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar | |
limerick 'ODETTE'There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get.... | studecar | 1,191 | 4 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar | |
Limerick - Oldtimer's DiseaseThere's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how... | studecar | 1,114 | 5 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar | |
Limerick RomeoAn old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too... | studecar | 704 | 1 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar | |
limerick challengeDunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils. These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela.... | Unknown | 580 | 9 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 orientalkoru | |
There once was .....There once was a woman from Texas, Who thought that she might in the nexus Meet the love of her life, be his trouble and strife, and all of her... | Unknown | 417 | 1 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar | |
Limerick A Woman From TexasI know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus... | studecar | 834 | 5 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar | |
Limerick Jack SprattJack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat.... | studecar | 1,123 | 5 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Poetnumber1 | |
LIMERICK - MEASURED FAILUREThere are those amoung us !... | studecar | 801 | 1 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 madtat29 | |
Whose Party ?political suicide... | studecar | 836 | 2 | 0 | May 2013 | May 2013 douggie1955 | |
The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the... | shadow1950 | 741 | 4 | 0 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 | |
LIFEITS TIME TO LAUFH AND NOT TO CRY ,ITS TIME TO Live AND NOT TO DIE ITS TIME TO THINK OF THE WORLD WE LIVE IN ,ITS TIME TO START GIVEING ,ITS TIME TO ST... | TERRY464646 | 531 | 2 | 0 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 TERRY464646 |
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