ekselfOnehorsetown, Eastern Cape South Africa261 posts
I am around hardware and grocery stores on a weekly basis and no luck yet. Maybe it is the lack of a girly outfit and bewildered look on my face I shall have to practice a bit in front of the mirror.
KNenagh: That's still the best offer I had all night!
Cheer up If ya psyh yourself up and get really drunk you may enjoy it But i warn you,if while on top of me you press my little tubby belly too hard,i will fart like a foghorn.
sirLarryIII: Cheer up If ya psyh yourself up and get really drunk you may enjoy it But i warn you,if while on top of me you press my little tubby belly too hard,i will fart like a foghorn.
ooby_dooby: Jesus, when are you women gonna learn? Willy "the actor" Sutton, one of the most successful bank robbers of all time was asked, Why do you rob banks? His response? "Cause that's where the money is." If you go to a bar to meet men, you will meet alcoholics. If you go to a library he's probably too poor too afford a computer. If you're in a supermarket, look at what's in his cart, if he's buying frozen dinners, he's single, if he's buying diapers....
The best place to meet men is a hardware store or an auto parts store. Just put on your most girly outfit and go there and look bewildered, you'll attract hunks who are very handy to have around the house. It will be a testosterone swarm.
I am definitely going to try the hardware store. What a brilliant idea. Lol
ekself: I am around hardware and grocery stores on a weekly basis and no luck yet. Maybe it is the lack of a girly outfit and bewildered look on my face I shall have to practice a bit in front of the mirror.
lol I tried that on a car lot once and it turned out I knew more about them than he did
Oh welll....can't imagine a man who doesn;t know engines...just can't
sirLarryIII: Cheer up If ya psyh yourself up and get really drunk you may enjoy it But i warn you,if while on top of me you press my little tubby belly too hard,i will fart like a foghorn.
These are the kind of images that make me wonder if celibacy isn't actually the preferred option!
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That's the best offer I had all night.