how to impress women (87)
online today!online today!truheart1941brentwood, Essex, England UK83 Threads 1 Polls 25,171 Postsuptall: I always take Tru with me and then when they see me they are impressed
thats true...even i was impressed....when i saw it fallout......
truheart1941: thats true...even i was impressed....when i saw it fallout......
Big eh
uptall: Big eh
OW yer...without a doubt....how do you keep your balance....???????? 
truheart1941: OW yer...without a doubt....how do you keep your balance....????????
I use it like a Lemur uses it's tail..
uptall: I use it like a Lemur uses it's tail..
Ow right......I pity your next girlfriend......
truheart1941: Ow right......I pity your next girlfriend......
So do I, I'm full
uptall: So do I, I'm full
awwww.thats rotton mate....try a hole in your fence...and a bin liner....better then nothing....
lint874: And put up with her eggy farts 8 hours later.
Romance of the highest order my friend..
Benny2025: Ewww...
Don't worry about it mate, you're safe as houses
Don't you play pool then, never come off the pink into the brown?
Lots of colours, just pick one>>>>>>>>
mollybaby: Douching time , I see
If only..
**********Molly Molly baby
Excellent idea. Make mine with a little creme fraiche (cream cheese is an acceptable substitute), sprinkled with some dill weed. 
chame1eon_again: Excellent idea. Make mine with a little creme fraiche (cream cheese is an acceptable substitute), sprinkled with some dill weed.
Make that 3. You got more energy than a turbojet on hyperjive. I give up
Okay, but none of that fake creme. I like my creme organic.
Chattyguy, a turbojet on hyperdrive? Is that like Ludicrous speed (Spaceballs)?
In response to: how to impress women
Start every sentence with "Well, M'lady...."
dont talk about necrophilia and dont die...chame1eon_again: Chattyguy, a turbojet on hyperdrive? Is that like Ludicrous speed (Spaceballs)?
You guys kill me.
lolol
Benny2025: You do it first and then tell us how it went.
If only Haynes would publish such a manual ... guys might begin understand how they work, what was needed for propermaintenance and why those durned women break down so often ???
HexagonKeySet: If only Haynes would publish such a manual ... guys might begin understand how they work, what was needed for propermaintenance and why those durned women break down so often ???
I wish men would come with a Haynes manual.
2intrigued: I wish men would come with a Haynes manual.
Wouldn't it be nice to be able to fine-tune us to your every likings? YouMeUs: Wouldn't it be nice to be able to fine-tune us to your every likings?
don't encourage them
Hi,
How to impress a woman ,
well lets see. Hayne,s manual does go into detail of the model of ...then shows you the inner workings and how to care for and repair when things go wrong or wont work .
To impress me first read the manual of ....how I tick what I ...NEED...and care for and when I break down how to build up and restore me to how I should be,
Eggs on toast wont do it, Love will, an expencive outing to a restrant... NO... a lovely setting at home with a lovely meal done by your hands and thought out what would please me . youll be getting close .
You would have to win my heart to get close to me , Im not like an egg that's soft , im very strong minded and youd have to work at it to convince me youd wont just me for who I am , as for game playing youll have to do the full rounds like golf and have it right at everyhole , the landscape is not flat its an Army style boot camp.
If im worth it youd know at the end of the course and trust me youll need the manual.
...noeleena...
How to impress a woman ,
well lets see. Hayne,s manual does go into detail of the model of ...then shows you the inner workings and how to care for and repair when things go wrong or wont work .
To impress me first read the manual of ....how I tick what I ...NEED...and care for and when I break down how to build up and restore me to how I should be,
Eggs on toast wont do it, Love will, an expencive outing to a restrant... NO... a lovely setting at home with a lovely meal done by your hands and thought out what would please me . youll be getting close .
You would have to win my heart to get close to me , Im not like an egg that's soft , im very strong minded and youd have to work at it to convince me youd wont just me for who I am , as for game playing youll have to do the full rounds like golf and have it right at everyhole , the landscape is not flat its an Army style boot camp.
If im worth it youd know at the end of the course and trust me youll need the manual.
...noeleena...
YouMeUs: Wouldn't it be nice to be able to fine-tune us to your every likings?
Ugh, couldn't stand that
YouMeUs: Wouldn't it be nice to be able to fine-tune us to your every likings?
Something like "The Stepford wives"
ewwww
.....what you do is:.....catch her attention...make a fist/ and bend your elbow up/down......if she does this.... 
alls good........but if she does this.....
forget it.......
alls good........but if she does this..... forget it....... YouMeUs: Wouldn't it be nice to be able to fine-tune us to your every likings?
now there's an idea!
if I could be bothered though! too much like hard work I think. he'd have to be very easy to fine-tune. A little tweak here and there. Nothing drastic.More Threads
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