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Thanks all in my absence, walls dont build themselves...

Free, You are not awake, its just a dream, roll over, close your eyes and sleep moresleep

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Rough...That should be published!, beyond brilliant, I have a huge smile (and so will everyone else) from reading that.hug

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Pat, It was a council owned shoe!

There was an single mother with 34 kids from 34 baby daddies who lived in a council shoe
she did not know what to do as her TV was repossessed

She went to cash her benefits cheque and met baby daddy number 35

She knew then what to do.

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Supina, another good one!

They say you are as old as you feel...I feel this old today!
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Ped & Pat, Jack and Jill will never be the same again rolling on the floor laughing

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Molly, another classic that should be in the books!

Lisa, That is absolutely the cleverest Ive ever read, thanks for writing and sharing it!

Supina, I said I would write a Supina friendly blog!, Excellent version of the Nursery Rhyme wine

As for the photo, I am pretending to be young today, its how old I feel inside.

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Molly put the kettle on,
Molly put the kettle on,
Molly put the kettle on,
We'll all have Barry's tea.

Molly ignored the request as she felt it was not her place to put the kettle on, The gender stereotype of a woman putting the kettle on was socially unacceptable.

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Morning Molly, Excellent, One is urinating oneself due to laughter.rolling on the floor laughing

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Incu, brilliant, we all love a bit of Mouse love!cheers

RE: Body language

Couple of Spanish ones...

Be aware of eye contact. Returning a man's gaze may be interpreted as flirting or a show of interest.

Never touch, hug or back slap a Spaniard you do not know well, unless a friendly Spaniard touches you first.

Ear thing?, Not heard that before grin

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Daears, Yes, As some peoples profile pics are obviously very young versions of themselves I thought one taken 37 years ago would be OK, Martini wise, Spring is here, pool being prepared and soon the pol Martinis will be made.

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Daears, Nice one!

International Womens Day

Molly, As its women's day I will leave any words up to you.wink

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Rough, I can bite if I have to hug

Molly, More words needed!

Supina, You are most welcome, I hope today is a good day for you, Happy Women's dayhug

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Hi Free, Sometimes I leave the quirks in the fridge and be more human, It is International women's day afterall.

However a small quirkette for you..


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hug

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Ann, Happy womens day, Its not just about equality its about respect.

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Unla, Its your day today......so happy women's day to you toohug

I hope I was not too manly with my bin bag potatoes, I was thinking in a feminine way!grin

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Hi Prof, Happy women's day to you too in New Yorkhug

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Molly, Your new found vid posting skills are now evident!, Ive nothing against beyonce apart from the fact she stole my twerking and dance moves for the at video. mumbling

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Rough, You should be feeling the lurve everydayhug

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Molly........Multiple attempts to post but I get errors.


Incu, Not sure what you are disagreeing with, We both said the same thingprofessor

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gg, You all deserve it!


Incu, Hear hear indeed, but choosing its a mans world music vid is just wrong, its a shared world, but today it's a woman's world.

Feeling dejected...

Incu, Collapsed wall and roof leaked through the light fittings, all repaired now.

Red, You have your own hair, that's great, Merkins are just wigs for your lady garden, quite fashionable now.

Feeling dejected...

Thats a good song Rough..........."everybody twist"

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ek, I can make custard, its just eggs, milk cream, and stuff, My profile doesn't say honest or dishonest, nor does it mention custard actually.

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Rough, Pre-plucked?, I think so, but if not the class can do a little Brazilioning as extra credit.hug

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Ek/Unla I have never had Malva pudding, so couldnt comment, but I have just made custard in my kettle, not from scratch I just poured a tin into the kettle and its nice and hot.help

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ekself, I no longer own the hijab so I doubt I will be caught now thankfully, How about I send you a Malva pudding to keep quiet?grin

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Unla, ag sorries man, I will get my clean boet to send you some koeksisters as compensation, not now but now now ok?hug

Feeling dejected...

daniela, I asked, I dropped to my lycra clad knees begging to know why, they all just pointed at the door with scowling faces, I doubt it was my twerking as Beyonce copied all my moves.

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