Molly, I believe that smothering oneself with coconut oil 3 times a day and then once a week rubbing the bark from a tree felled in the autumn will stop the joints from going bad, I read it in a women's magazine so it must be true.
Howzit Ek, Yes I should have added the fact those in the manopause do chase younger women to boost our egos, I dont have any hip or other issues yet, nor a box of medicine, but I do have matching clothes hangers and they all face hook inwards. (I have no idea why I said that)
Molly, being half deaf I do have an impediment, so cannot see what colour the towels are.
pat, That never came to mind, but it has now, thankfully I have many towels somewhere and will change them to purple or magenta, but I dont use them, just for show, I have a manly fluffy bath sheet hidden away from prying eyes.
Serene, You understand!, thats wonderful, Its a terrible thing to see in any bathroom, My sobbing was justified and I feel whole and manly again, thank you.
diova, Thats understandable, You should meet some real men who beat up rocks and not the innocent and just maybe you would put some of us on a par with animals, but not tortoises, they just slow us down.
Rough, Velcro shoes are a no no, but I will admit to slip on's, I never really learned to tie laces on civilian shoes.
But the height of fashion of flat cap, jogging pants and maybe a t-shirt are all the rage in the male fashion magazines, or I dreamt that, but Id say its true.
Katt, A somewhat noble idea, Im sure there will be some comedy in the near future, I wont make fun out of Mr.Jong as he may send assassins after me, so If he is reading this, "Mr.Jong, you are the supreme leader and have really nice hair"
Rough, Nice vid, like that track... Im not sure about aliens and space either, but just saying how hypothetically a rocket could be sent to Mars, fail and crash into the sea, making people think that Mars is full of oceans and fish.
Daniela, Im sorry but I made the effort to scribe a few words and you should read a bit more of them, this is nothing to do with men from mars or stuff like that.
Free, Not really, I wear my heart on my sleeve, dont ask me how it got there, I assume I was born like that but who knows, makes a bit of a noise when I sleep but it lets me know I am alive and a real person.
Free, I juggle underwater, so its quite safe as long as I remember not to take deep breaths when underwater.
It started out as a hobby but due to the exchange rate between the Pound and Euro its more of a requirement to help be gain a healthy mind balance, my yin and yang or in some cases to feng shui my inner cranium space.
Free, I have no idea, my brain got full very quickly today as I had been doing quadratic equations while juggling cats and rusty frying pans, I will take your word that the chef was in charge, guess he will be blown up next week for failing the supreme master.
Prof, that's fighting talk, here in the Mediterranean its a staple food item, we use it in everything and on our bread and not butter.
This reminds me of when my home country was subject to sanctions from the international community, we had no batteries or camera film, sod all petrol but we survived by eating a sensible diet of gravel and cabbage, so we wont form an alliance with North Korea, no ma'am we wont.
Unla, That could be true, Ive even heard that the Irish meals on wheels service was formed by the Massey Ferguson tractor drivers club so that they could sell tyres and those little plastic plates to the Govt.
Unla, Ireland is not very 3rd world, I'm shocked and surprised at that news, I also understand that the Internet there is prone to failure, At least you have fine grass for your cows to make milk and butter with sweet notes and a factory that ships tea all over the world.
Unla, Yes all hail the Kenyans, they are really good at everything apart from road maintenance, but its expected by foreign nationals that the roads are bumpy and un-surfaced, this makes travelling more exciting and helps the tyre industry, a win win situation.
Unla, You are in for a treat, the Kenyan Space people use Cheetah and Giraffe milk in their rocket fuel as Scientists believe that as it makes them run fast it will in turn ensure their Rockets reach space a lot quicker before they burn up as the shielding is made from recycled cardboard (how ecological of them).
Prof, We have to remember that the refined sugar industry in Guatemala is subject to adverse weather patterns caused by the CFC used in women's hairspray until the 1980's.
This in turn has resulted in a serious reduction in the Guatemalan pygmy population and their T-Shirt printing business, this then impacts the amphibian population as far away as the Amazon basin.
Unla, You can still go to Mars just choose a country with a better Space Program like Kenya, or if you do fancy an underworld adventure for a reasonable price then North Korea is the way to go.
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The Manopause
Molly, I believe that smothering oneself with coconut oil 3 times a day and then once a week rubbing the bark from a tree felled in the autumn will stop the joints from going bad, I read it in a women's magazine so it must be true.