RE: Doctor doctor...

Dr. Blue, we deal with different ailments and issues, there is room for your type of quackery here, One did not intend to usurp your position here just better it.grin

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mic, virtual steak knives are old fashioned, here this incarnation of a so called Dr. offers iPads, virtual first class travel tickets and collector's edition cans of spam.

Everyones a winner, your virtual musket and iPad are on the way.

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tatami, add nice silky hair, preferably long and I would feel better!

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Annanda, Finally the reason for man flu is revealed as simply the Y chromosome, I wonder if I shaved my ears if the symptoms would be alleviated, The chocolate would be a very welcome medicine, if I had anymoping

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Gj, I could but it's Sunday and no shops are open here, I will check the pharmacy tomorrow thanks.cheers

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I see......

RE: Work-Family Balance

In my case I decided to retire early and enjoy life, this was a 12 year plan and I worked 6 and sometimes 7 days a week so that when I could I had paid off my home, had no debt and was able to live life to the full, 13 years later I am still enjoying not working.

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Molly, Pat would get a very sore neck doing that (he mentioned it somewhere that he tried)....Oh wait, you mean?

RE: The Breakup

Ok Molly let me rephrase my comment "I'm always on the look out for any woman."...Ok?...better?

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Shine........Yes, yes please, oh god yes! ( it will enable an answer)

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pat, If done deliberately then just enjoy the searing pain and scream obscenities as loud as possible, if accidental wear a nappy with what Molly said, that should help, but I find mango to be a bit sticky, greek yogurt with lemon flavour is much easier on the coin purse and doesn't stain the furniture.

RE: The Breakup

Ok, I will be honest, at the moment its a choice, but I'm always on the look out for that perfect woman that always seems to elude me.

Everyone who meets me either falls in love with me or wants to kill me, sometimes both.

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Shine, Forgetfulness often comes from eating bananas or tomato skins, to regain your memory have some mint tea and a hummus sandwich.

RE: The Breakup

Shine, on the advice of my lawyers I decline to answer, Im pleading the bone jumping amendment, I think its the 9th or something.

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Duro, The dead sea was formed after a geological movement in the tectonic plates along a fault line, so to answer your question, It killed itself with mother nature standing there making sure.

RE: The Breakup

I dont have relationships so Ive not had a breakup in many moons, But its always best to accept things and move on, maybe it takes a little time, but in the end its for the best.

RE: You cannot multiply wealth

Mimi, You have that down to a perfect Art now!hug

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Duro, The Irish are 100% better than the Welsh in every possible way, maybe except for dancing without their arms, so 99% better than the Welsh.

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1to1, You sure have some bizarre flu in Canada, here in europe our flu is in metric measurements, Ive never seen a liter of flue at the local flu emporium but handy 250ml portions.

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Duro, Yes they art here, I met one once, a likable character but she didnt understand my accent and left without paying for her share of the meal, Then again I dont think she was alien, perhaps Irish or welsh.

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wenever, I have had eleventy seven cups of coffee and a few aspirin but just cant seem to sleep, maybe Im too scared to close my eyes.

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Z, That is probably normal, I did read one:-

The coffin was made from synthetic wood and the interior was very comfortable, I would have liked a second pillow as my neck hurt after a while. I was a bit shocked that there was no light inside and felt claustrophobic when the lid was closed, in all I give the coffin 4 stars.

I think reading reviews would be helpful, its just that my reading glasses feel far to heavy.

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Howzit Luke, Its a good excuse, but I did crawl out of bed and chainsaw the daylights out of some trees, its not easy laying down and chainsawing, but I managed.

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Z, Fair comment, I dont have much appetite after surviving on cabbage soup.

Mimi, That brings a smile to my face in my time of need, I would certainly "take care" of that cupcake.

Duro, I was injected against yellow fever, bilharzia, beri beri and trench foot, I was never offered a jab for flu, was told to man up (yes a female doctor)

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Z, Cupcake drips could catch on, the unwashed and land whales would certainly buy them.

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Mimi, Thanks, your sympathy goes a long way, my eyesight and hearing are failing now.

Z, I have requested a couple of bin bags (environmentally degradable) instead of a coffin, I dont see why I should pay for my own coffin, seems cruel.

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Reddy, I have no idea where you want to go, but no matter where it is, Only go if your heart and soul want to go, and ensure that there are sufficient trees wherever it may be.

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Due to slumber commitments I now hand over this Advice Blog to Dr.Molly, she is wise in all matters and enjoys a nocturnal life. Thanks Dr.Moll, Cheque is in the post.

sleep sleep

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Molly, I'm aghast at your insination about the timescale of posting this blog, besides anyone who pays €900 for a pair of shoes is madder than a mad person could ever be.

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Annanda, Yes up your daily chocolate intake, dont forget to smother it over fruit so you get some chocolaty vitamins....I think you are going to fit in very well here on the blogs.

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