Mic, In your world its romantic, is the mushroom a dried wild variety that ensures 3d surround sound when you eat them?, if not strange item to take on a picnic, but better than a banjo.
Ash, Romance is always in the air, much like the fetid stench of a bad bathroom user, It's time to put the hate away for a little while, smile and think of peace and love.
Molly, Schizophrenia rocks most of the time, its when they change the TV channel or dont put my Cd's back in the right cases I get a bit upset.
Biff, Yes most of the residence are toilet trained thankfully, the rule is even men must sit to pee, I won't clean splatter off the ceiling and walls.
Dont know about most men, but will not use someone else's loo to drop the kids off, I wait until I am home, even if I have extreme tortoise head, If Im an overnight guest, then thats another conundrum.
LJ etc, That will never happen, even if France or any other large contributor to the EU leaves there will still be an EU, Far too many rumour mongering news stories around, but many countries are now investing in the UK, the trade agreements will remain as EU countries get a lot of business with the UK.
Although the immigrant crisis is seriously affecting many smaller EU countries Ms Merkel who is the one who started it all has reined in Germany's quotas as even Germany is struggling to cope.
Scotty, Private medical insurance is the answer, its expensive though with pre-existing problems , or you would have to pay into the Spanish Social, that will get you the medical you may need, or keep an address and NHS registration in the UK when you leave for Spain. just fly back if needed...sorted.
I just need the pound to go up in value, its pitiful now, makes a difference in thousands of Euro's.
Snooks add some razor blades to the whip, makes each lashing a warm and wonderful experience, Id recommend carrying superglue with you to heal the deeper wounds, I be embarrassed if I bled to death on the road.
Yes its started, Lots of expats worried though, health agreement with the NHS will stop and visas will be required in the future, but you will enjoy straight bananas again.
Prof, A bit of pain is needed in life, its a sign that we have feelings and are alive, maybe next time try some soothing music and numb the area with an ice cube, or chocolate ice cream if that way inclined.
Free, Its a University here, each day something pops up and teaches us new things!
diova, what? why?, Im full of the joys of spring, my pear and cherry trees are in bloom, bees are starting to visit and new life is everywhere, the sun warms my back and Im happy.
Rough, that's very kind of you, I'm sure someone somewhere was about to gorge on mac and cheese.
Hi diova, Its not purely splinters that make feel that way, coffee and the scent of a womans hair do it to especially when out in the sun, a meandering stream gently echoing into a cool forest, a white stallion across the field, nonchalantly going about his business etc.
Molly, If a stranger approached me in the street with a penchant to carry out an extraction I would probably not be pleased, I dont get those afflictions so Id be safe anyway.
Rough, Splinters are a joy to someone else in the world, I'm happy to hear that, Ive seen some of those "extraction" videos and to this day I wont eat a runny egg or enjoy custard, but thats me, Im not squeamish at all but they are gross.
Molly, I would have thought that you of all people would applaud my dedication to something as unique as this, besides I had 3 opinions, they all said I was sane and everyone else was not, amazing what a little back hander can achieve.
Molly, yes, I will say that we do, not just to cover the hot flushes but our shaking hands make sawing wood easier to disguise, we can also swear more openly and get to wear nice DIY clothing like knee guards that help disguise the searing pain we have.
Unla, We normally just suffer in silence, sob at sad movies when alone and listen to Abba, however when the womenfolk are around or within a hundred km we act up, but its what we are supposed to do.
Scotty, I'm sorry to have to break some bad news, If you are using lavender scented candles you may as well just go and buy a nighty, take up knitting and begin shouting at the soap shows, Become a cardigan wearing member of the Jeremy Kyle studio audience and get a few dozen cats, You may have or will become.................a woman.
Change that buy buying chainsaw scented man candles, my particular favorite is tractor exhaust by Paco Rabanne
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Ash, probably, and I can kiss in Braille too