I dont actually want a baby as such, I started writing the blog with the desire for a child as i missed all that. Knowing it would not happen i veered towards just a woman with a cloth.
Women see more dirt for 2 reasons, firstly they are often shorter and nearer the dirt, secondly its a little game or should I say talent they have for spotting amassed particulate matter, men are trained to look for danger and so on so they see things bigger than molecules like tigers and bears.
But Its men who have amazing abilities to think on the spot, like myself this morning, I could have gone to get a cloth but instantly and without thought used a lettuce leaf to clean my spills up.
Molly, Postage is expensive, I will wait until the end of summer for a personal delivery, Lettuce is cheap so I will use that for my current cleaning needs, I will try using an iceberg lettuce in the washing machine and report my findings.
Hi Mimi!, As my baby?, I'm sure either art or the little boy wonder a few blogs down wont like that, but you are in!, now what about a cleaning cloth, do you come with one?
Molly, I have a cleaner who takes care of that sort of thing, always finishes off with a nice polish and talcs the undercarriage for those hot Andalusian Summers.
I should have mentioned I do have a personal Huha Valeting service, satisfaction guaranteed, No deposit and 6 months interest free payments for approved clients.
(Your Huha may be repossessed if you fail to make payments, terms and conditions apply)
Ash, It would be if Tru eats up his WW2 black pudding and beans rations he has stashed for all these years, He has a gasmask but I fear the tiles will fall off the walls.
Rough, This one was worse, wheels were fine but she still wandered off, chasing other trolleys and openly having an affair with another man, Im sure I wrote a "woe is me" blog about her a while back, I did get revenge by dating not only my coffee machine but the toaster too (I went through a love phases with inanimate objects).
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it wisely, good thing its in good working condition and opposable too!
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