The "grandfather" is aged 56, Somehow I doubt its senility, Its just very sad for all concerned, The not so old man will be haunted for the rest of his life.
As long as dinners on the table, my pipe and slippers next to my favorite chair and the TV remote given to me, Id get her the blanket, or she could get it while making my coffee.
Not really....If she was clear Id get her the blanket, If I wanted a coffee I would make it myself, if one appeared without me asking It would make me rather pleased.
In the event of overbooking, I could be persuaded to sleep 3 in a bed, as long as you both washed your hands first, any sign of washing up gloves and I shall sleep in the street.
Think its hot there?, Pop up here for a day and when you go home you will realise its much cooler down there, but wearing a sarong around the house....Id pay to see you in that.
Molly, I certainly won't put my finger there...unless that was meant for Z
Z, The checkout girl was concentrating on my broccoli and didn't notice me floating, but some old biddy did and dropped to her knees, either showing reverence or she dropped something but either way it made me smile as I packed away my 5 fish and 7 loaves of bread.
Z, Im already receiving thoughts instead of emails or messages, One said I was the second coming, this happened while using a bag for life at Lidl not more than an hour ago.
Molly, I think I like most people would like to make that move, until practicality and reality set in, be it financial restraints, job prospects or close family, but who knows, love may conquer all.
Even if they have been together 2 years, that sort of stuff shouldnt really be planned, just a couple of times a week and a bit on a Sunday morning if sporadic and unplanned should suffice.
Most companies worth anything have a facility where they will call you, I dont deal with long waits and the stupid music that is designed to make you out the phone down works, I dont wait.
Death is just like boarding school, In my case much better, We never got pudding in my boarding school just used to nibble on blackboard chalk, I liked blue, In fact I still do............Dont Judge me!
The thing about predictive text is that thatching a corn cob without rice derived cereals can often lead to historical eunuchs populating the brain with paint brushes made from window putty
Ek, My care facilities have little tiny tin foil blankets, little tiny egyptian cotton sheets and tiny pillows, our jackets are top of the range and fasten at the back, it stops us flailing around and knocking over ornaments and stuff. I should mention that I have placed a number of cats in straight jackets as it stops them leaving half dead giant rats under the sofas and semi chewed live rabbits staining my office Persian rug.
Ek, If I was a cow I would absolutely love being killed with pine cones, it would be a noble way to die and of course the meat would be very tender. To stop the animal owner from claiming the meat use a permanent marker, sign each piece, or if time permits then tattoo your name on each and every part of the animal, white ink will make your biltong stand out.
If the land expropriated will be used then all is well, I would have thought that taking land from non resident foreigners or land thats been abandoned for a long period of time would be preferable to taking land thats in use and occupied.
Here in Spain we have so many abandoned houses, the cause is the high death taxes, families that dont live in an town but have inherited the property just dont bother.
Molly, only had 2 items on my bucket list, the first was a bucket of my very own, a gorgeous stainless steel one with a hardwood handle, I have one, and to live and die in a cave would be great, I shall inform my lawyers to instruct friends and family to block up the entrance upon my demise but they must stock the cave with items for my afterlife including an 80 inch 4K ready TV and internet connection, fried egg flavoured crisps etc.
These so called fireworks go off here every week, They are very loud and Im used to them, I dont have dogs but the various pseudo pets in the gardens dont seem worried, perhaps they are used to it.
I only get annoyed when the rockets are launched from the nearby bar, the sticks and debris land in my garden, still they are useful sticks.
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RE: A Pain In The Back
That's true Cat, When I lived in Cape Town, going to clubs the doormen would search me for weapons, If I didn't have any they would give me one.