Ive realised I have not used protection!, I hope it doesnt mean I have a whole lot of brussel sprout sized children running around, I dont know if I would make a good dad.
Free, You said it "Mutual respect", Its something so hard to find these days, She has requested to be composted when I have no more use for her and I will respect her wishes and for now she can live her dream life no matter how short it may be.
Rough, You are right, she made a huge effort to make poached eggs on toast, not having any arms was an impediment but she did it, and she had enough Daddy's sauce last night.
User, Michelle told me about the other men after her, she said she is a one man cabbage, and because of that the only white sauce she will get is "gentlemans relish".
Pat, Thats cruel, I would never hurt her, she cooked my eggs perfectly!, Unless you mean cut my face off and microwave it?, did that years ago after a bender, was tasty but the next day I felt bad and faceless, thankfully I found one on ebay and sorted myself out.
Free, Good Morning, Open the curtains, a new day awaits, full of promise and coffee.
User, not a bad attempt!
A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk "Where do you keep the curtains for computers?" The clerk answers with a puzzled face "Curtains for computers? You don't need curtains for computers." The blonde's eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers "Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!"
Molly, Its not just the blogs, You are directly responsible for the low fish stocks in the Irish Sea too as well as the demise of Michael Flatley's Riverdance, but for that you should be awarded The Nobel prize.
I must admit to all, here in public I have a terrible phobia of vertical blinds, does anyone else share this terrible affliction?
Molly, being in a crime free town I cannot say, but thank you for clarifying that, what about putting mirrors in the frames, that way Burglars could see for themselves that they are bad and should go home.
Pat, You have curlers in your hair too?
Fly, I know!, My Rembrandts and Picassos dont like direct sun, thats why I use posh blinds and mood lighting in every room, also stops my cheese collection from getting moldy too quickly.
Rough, I suppose where you live curtains are not needed, I use my posh blinds during the day when I have my multiple power naps, but at night I dont need them.
Molly, Do you mean burglars can have a look inside and see there is nothing worth stealing?
Unla, Yes, My blinds match, Its vital to the feng shui of my fridge to feel that it is part of the overall decor and not left to suffer as an unemotional domestic appliance.
Perhaps one night secretly brick up your neighbours windows, that's what I would do, but draw some windows on so they think they still have them.
Molly, A hilarious comment, thank you, You know the rules about kissing Nuns, Kiss them once, kiss them twice but dont get into the habit.
Unla, Yes being posh means we do that sort of thing, even my fridge has integrated blinds, stops the custard getting scared. Could you not ask your neighbors to turn the other way at night?
Hi Biff, I have seen some changes, physically and mentally, apart from that life is still a paradise where I live. I have met some fabulous people here in the last 3 years, a few are still my good friends, a few not.
One of the cats brought in a very tiny chick, Im sure they were going to eat it but didn't, I thought it had been bitten so put it outside. During the weeks that followed the bird grew and I saw it eating with the cats, so in time its become pretty much like a cat, it pecks on the back door when it wants attention and knows its name, "Chico", Ive recently discovered chico is a chica and actually a Galician Hen.
What have I done?, Ive unleashed some amazing creative writing here!.
Pat/Rough, I do wonder if real life, hard hitting rhymes would work these days, I dont have kids that I know of so are these old fashioned rhymes still sung to kids?
Molly, That one needs publishing along with Roughs work, Not just a modern version of Goldilocks & the three bears but a thoroughly adult version that made me gasp for more.
Hi Red, Thanks for your contribution, is that a real Geordie rhyme or one you made up?
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, Self imposed exile was needed so I could recover from whatever I had.
Found Love in my Fridge
Molly, I see that, I shall now wear a cruciferous around my neck to remind me of my sins