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Molly, No she didnt, She paid for a ten a day prescription, as a professional I halved that to avoid potential issues on Arts side. I have however listened to my patient and further reduced the sessions to one.

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Annanda, The stomach pain might just be gas or an allergy of some sort, expel any wind (in private) and if that helps eat away!, If not try chocolate, Its known to cure everything.

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Niceguy1958, Under my hippocratic oath you can survive on peanut butter and maple syrup, You do know it would be to assist you with fish heads, chicken feet and sea cucumber, anything fried and covered with the two American staples would be very tasty to you and of course Mimi would be a happy woman.

RE: Old walls

I am a wall...Here is a selfie of myself!

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RE: 7-day journal of a newbie

Very Artfully said Niceguy1958, You and Mimi have shown what can be achieved here even if it means having to eat chicken feet, thats an Art in itself.cheers

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marlindap, Bears taking down your pear's, both of them is typical bear stuff, Next time wrap the pears in brown paper and draw a big eye on the paper, the bears will be wary and leave the pears alone, failing that hang a bit of roadkill in a nearby tree with caramel poured over it, this will attract the bears and they will leave the pears alone.

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Biff, It will be shipped first thing in the morning.hug

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Biffy, excuse the delay, I was on a telephone consult.

If your dog is emerging wrinkled I would assume you didn't cover him with olive oil and sea salt.

All flakey?.............on my way super

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Biffy, Not that kind of cold dark place, dark cupboards and under the stairs is where magical people live, its their spells plus the olive oil and salt that gets the skin TAUT (Thanks Ashlander).

On the subject, ice baths do help, and trust me when I say paint flakey skin and hair is very alluring and actually downright beautiful to see.

RE: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

Biffy, Im modest! and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for not posting a teddy, everytime I see one I want to find a bridge and take a jump. Its a childhood thing, I wont explain it on such a public forum, but I have a phobia of all things teddy.

I am glad you are back online and all is well in your part of Spain.hug

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Ash, Thank you for correcting me, I have been awake for many moons with man flu and not grammatically well yet.hug

As for the golf, People play to win trophies and stuff.
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Good evening Biffy, One must service the entire community.

To turn the clock back 6 years requires that you cross over to the dark side (temporary).

Take a jam thermometer and check the temperature near to your body, note this and then find a dark space, under the stairs or under the bed is fine, check for a much colder temperature, once located pour olive oil over your entire body and rub pink Himalayan salt vigorously everywhere, once done lay down in the colder dark place previously located and remain there for 4 to 6 hours.

After emerging shower and use baby shampoo on your hair, once dry look in the mirror and you will indeed have taken 4 to 6 years off yourself, you will be pink, shining and skin taught with youthful vigour.

For more years off simply rinse and repeat as often as required.hug

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daniela, Dr.Blue is on a golf playing sabbatical, he will return to his role in due course.

RE: 7-day journal of a newbie

Mic, Its called Sepia, I know this from looking out the window of my physics plane.

cool

RE: Y'all Can Join The Investigation

The October 31, 2017 "Apocalypse" is coming!

I just got through the last Apocalypse, but invisible people is an interesting subject, Mic, Do you get out much?....just asking.

RE: 7-day journal of a newbie

Hello and welcome to the dark sidewave

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Pat, legless chickens are not unique to Malaysia, Ive seen many in Africa, along with legless ducks and storks, I think they were used for black magic rather than being boiled and served as a meal.

I will point out that anti chicken mines were not often used by our enemies due to heavy import tax.

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Molly, go for it, those hog ties are an absolute bargain.

RE: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

I just read all the comments and see my name was mentioned, I did very little to help Biff, she has done most on her own.

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Pat, Hotpant tightness and alleviation of mooses knuckle and probable fainting can easily be determined mathematically.

Tightness problem and stochastic evolution equation arising from fluctuation phenomena for interacting diffusions
is determined primarily by the hotpants material, the more dense and less elasticity would result in a higher kiloNewton of material tightness and discomfort. (P8k=1 kpk 1)

Therefore I would suggest purchasing different hotpants made from different materials and sizes, try these on and stand in front of a mirror, you will soon find a suitable pair that will allow you to strut down the street without embarrassment.

RE: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

Ive not heard of either of you two here, in fact Ive not even heard of myself here.

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The Durian fruit has a great taste but unfortunately sticks of sewage, It may be eaten by blocking the nostrils with plaster or cement and then covering with wet hessian.

The fruit is banned on public transport and should therefore only be consumed when drunk and in the privacy of your home.

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Geline, Married couples tend to look like each other due to apathy and laziness, wearing matching clothing occurs when this phenomena reaches the 20 year anniversaries, This may also have something to do with cross contamination of genetic material swapped between the couple over time.

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Mimi, Maple syrup will solve all your problems, buying a "help me fit it in a truck" size will save you money in the long term.

Molly, Mimi would feel the same if she was subjected to your Irish national dishes like boiled tripe, We should embrace the international tastes as one day world peace may rely on it.

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Mimi, This is a conundrum, Arts stomach is unable to digest such delicacies due to the American diet, For chicken feet I suggest deep frying them and pouring Maple syrup over them (ensure the claws are removed).

Sea cucumber is often mistaken for window cleaning cloths, perhaps deep fry them and pour maple syrup over them.

Bird saliva can be mixed with peanut butter to appeal to the American digestive system, Fish heads are difficult, but flatten them with a hammer, cover in batter, deep fry and serve with maple syrup.( the eyes should be removed and used to decorate the plate with seasonal salad items.

RE: Ladies

Is that the stuff with a teflon gusset?

Laughable US Snowflakery

Molly, Yes he is, very balanced and calm dunno

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Nice comment Red!


Nota, I hadnt noticed that until now, I wonder why, could it be laziness or dreams of being manly, or just idiots?.cheers

RE: Dumbbbbbbbbbbbbing down, at least of the USA.....

One bears man flu and must attain a slumberlike position accompanied by a wool blanket not attain sympathy and yet to recover one's deathly ills with an elegant sufficiency and soup.

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Molly, I guess I am just old fashioned and set in my ways, where I come from that sort of thing would never have happened, I shan't argue with you on this subject as I'm not very enlightened.

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