Molly, Thanks for clarifying, You obviously have given it a lot of thought and everything you said is 100% true about the hardships we men face daily, Its not easy being a male but we try even though we are lacking in a lot of areas I dont think I would want to change and live a somewhat easier and better smelling life.
Molly, Obviously If I woke up as a 55 year old woman I wouldnt have had the nurturing and womanly guidance growing up.
Men learn from other men, from fathers and so on, I'm sure its the same for women, I doubt anyone would wake up being the opposite gender and know everything.
Username "ninja dude", I do wonder that if we awoke as women if our minds would be changed as well as our bodies, I would think so and therefore maybe just a quick bit of manual self appreciation and then the psychological aspect of our transformation would kick in.
Would we remember being men?, if so dating a man would probably be unacceptable, would we have that nurturing instinct and want a baby and all the pain and suffering that goes with pregnancy and giving birth.
When Molly said "How often do we really think about the ways the other lives and experiences this world" I guess the answer is never, It would be an interesting exercise though.
So this blog ended up as a one sided gender bashing session?
Z, Your comment was so hurtful, I ended up crying in my apron, but I would point out that I wouldn't shave my legs until I learned how and would wear a long dress that covered my heels, thus avoiding people looking at them and leaving them to concentrate on other worldly disasters.
Back to the actual blog:-
Waking up as a woman would be a shock, so I would hope to have a good woman friend teach me all the stuff I should know.
So far the womenfolk here say they wouldn't like it, Jazz said "no fluttering eye-lashes and pretty dresses", Im sure you could still wear them as a man while doing a mans job.
Also seems the men here dont really care as long as they can have a fiddle, I'm sure most would miss their goolies though.
The obvious answer most would give would be to have a feel, But I would probably be unable to do my usual routines, I would have to learn all that make up stuff, learn about bras and learn how to walk all over again in heels, Id probably think men are weird and Id cry watching sad films.
I think that the biggest change would be psychological, I think male and females are wired differently and that would be the challenge, but it would be very interesting.
Awww Biffy, It wont be long until you dont have to bang your metal cup against the van to attract the guards attention, 5 weeks is a long enough sentence.
Molly...Yes I did, It was a nice hut too, dont mock it, I used the finest grass and foot pounded mud and cow manure to adorn my walls.
Biffy, I'm right, no more than 20 mins sun a day for 3 months and you will see the change, or if you are in a hurry dont wash, the natural dusty tones are similar to a good tan.
I blame the water, there is something in it that makes us believe we are real, I look in the mirror and see an old grey demented taser loving man looking at me, my brain says I'm 16 years old and I even watch my little pony, a programming error?
I am a figment of my own imagination and I suppose if these words are visible then I am a figment of everyone's imagination, we are all just in a bizarre video game.
Imba, If you are referring to zombies, There is a zombie couple here in town, they keep to themselves but groan and growl a lot when walking about, we believe in care in the community for all.
I dont get angry anymore, when someone on at me with their anger I feel pity for them, on odd occasions I imagine setting fire to them and dancing around their charred corpses, but I imagine it with a calm smile and almost serene demeanor.
Pat, Use them from the middle, perhaps place the carton on a set of scales and add ballast in the form of salt to equalise the carton and avoid messy and inconsiderate breakages.
Lucky for me they are sold here loose and chucked in a plastic bag, one tends to be more careful that way.
Still_notaDoctor, I do wonder if your enjoyment of one sided watersports is putting off potential dates?
GG, I assume you have an extensive checklist, I do think women have a lot more criteria than men.
JJ, Think of women like a good set of wood chisels, the older brands are much better than the young, keeping them sharp and looked after pays dividends, blunt and rusty and uncared for they seek a better mate.
Red, Why not actually buy a bike motorbike, some slinky tight leathers and an intercom system to chat with your pillion passenger who would be hold you tight, The vibrations may cause an increase in his todger size that will make you a proud biker.
Ob, They tried that in 1950, The Union of Pies and pie dishes rioted in London against being consumed, The Govt managed to persuade the pies that they had no other function in life but to be eaten.
Biff, So value added relationships, As I stated many moons ago in the blog we all have special qualities so I would think we all could bring something valuable to a relationship, I wonder if we actually know what we have or would someone else know..
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Molly, Just one person in my household.