Caught on my CCTV

Free, I sleep with both eyes open anyway, I just need to uncross them and focus on the monsters.

Molly, Years ago I used to wake up and the house was spotless, It may have been me sleep cleaning or the ex missus, So I dont really know.

Caught on my CCTV

Snooks, That was kind of you, you really are a limited edition

Caught on my CCTV

Non, Im scared now, as I saw this on the CCTV..
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Caught on my CCTV

Free that's good news, I shall write to the Governor of Alaska and let him know I have a few million new citizens for him/her but I am worried as I know Alaska is suffering a drought and the people have no water, I think it was all used to build a wall to keep the bears out.

Caught on my CCTV

Free, I know, but Ive put adverts in the papers, posters in town trying to have them adopted, not a word from anyone so far, I wont be able to feed and clothe so many of them, Ive no choice but to sort of ethnic cleanse them from the other critters in the garden.

RE: Is Fake the true danger?

Due to unforeseen circumstances there wont be any more service messages here from me, I am fatigued and can smell the colour 7. I do hope people will be more aware of whats out there in cyber love land.

Nite nite sleep yawn sleep

RE: Is Fake the true danger?

Thanks!, I was attracted to your colourful smile and so much more in your profile image, I am a USA serviceman serving in the Afghanistan, I cant fly home to my sick kids as they were stoled by my wifes, I have much pay but here we not allowed bank our moneys, I can repay you when we marry, Oh beloved dear, I cant wait until we are finally together on my ranch farm in New york City, Kansas, can you send cashes for my travel, I only needing $5000 and some food moneys for my childrens who is in African continent.

RE: Is Fake the true danger?

Unless shopping for shoes, plants and stuff and have two boyfriends??

RE: Is Fake the true danger?

I think I am a fake, My real name is Gladys, Im 78 years old and I have a purple rinse in my hair, I collect teddy bears and wheelbarrows.

RE: Is Fake the true danger?

Cal, they are the delusional onesgrin

RE: Is Fake the true danger?

Hi Mimi, Its wasnt you, but now I wonder...

RE: Is Fake the true danger?

Molly, Its happened to me a few times in these hallowed halls of depravity, more delusional than downright dangerous, these were ones with real pics although one had a pic 20 years younger than her real age.

RE: Happy Birthday Freehand!

Happy Birthday, may all your dreams come true hug

RE: 67 years married

Biffy, If I am still on earth when I'm 90 I will whisper sweet nothings to you on my deathbed, it's the least I could do.hug

RE: 67 years married

He didnt mean it, he was with her for a very long time, so Id say he was probably senile when he said that.

RE: beard and mouthtash

Unla, I got to "my stage" when I was 10...You could get a false one.

RE: beard and mouthtash

Unla.....You got a tash? Im very turned on by that!hug

RE: beard and mouthtash

Jao, Its evolution, some of us are still wearing our neanderthal body hair, still it saves money buying warm clothing in winter.

RE: Back in the madhouse. ...

Unla, will there be a paddling pool for Ob and his watersports?

RE: Back in the madhouse. ...

Braai and hoors sounds good, but why you want to watch clunky 18th Century Furniture dance is beyond me, I suppose its the equality laws there.

RE: Back in the madhouse. ...

Unla, If you mean boys dancing without moving their arms just the feet in an Irish manner?, what sort of snacks are being served?

RE: Back in the madhouse. ...

Unla, No invites?, I could dance if paid or drunk enoughhug

RE: Back in the madhouse. ...

Dedo will bring his imaginary girls unless there are any willing volunteers who are real.

RE: Back in the madhouse. ...

So you are a duck in a gimp suit? You certainly have returned into the cult, perhaps your presence will assist those in need.

RE: Heartwarming Story in the news today.

Biff, I said Id put the crocs up in a hotel not my home, that would be stupid, my home is croc free.

Life can change in a second

One finds that speaking the lingo where domiciled is helpful, Im sure you speak the Irish as well as Afrikaans

Life can change in a second

Excellent Unla, Im sure your Spanish is at a standard where you can point at things and make washy/cleany movements with your handsrolling on the floor laughing

Life can change in a second

Hi Unla, I have re employed the one I fired, she has improved, If you pay for the flights you can have her for 8 euros an hour.

Life can change in a second

Red Ok then one rabid butterfly on its way to Northumberland as we speak.

Actually I now wonder if it was rancid butter with flies and not a rabid butterfly?



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Life can change in a second

Red, Young-uns looking for adventure will always be knocking at your doorhug

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