Caught on my CCTV
I have had a few anomalies and weird things happening in my house and gardens recently.A few were:
Huge piles of dirty laundry discovered each day.
The sink full of unwashed dishes and pans
Strange smell coming from my attic, I don’t have an attic that I know of.
Small disposable nappies all over the garden, and so much more.
Setting up a CCTV system I reviewed the footage taken the next day, the results shocked me.
The dirty laundry and dishes were put there by me! I must be sleep trashing the house.
The cats were turning on the heating, they also seemed to be running a whore house, a stream of Toms came through the window, and the females were all dressed in hotpants and boob tubes.
The Chicken was acting as the boss; she was wearing nappies so that her shite all over the floor didn’t give the game away.
I also saw a huge amount of what must be slave cats, the under stair cupboard had been turned into a chop shop, stolen wheelbarrows were being cut up for scrap.
Am I the only person to have discovered the secret world of cats and a chicken that thinks it’s a pimp?
Comments (31)
have you thought about taking a cut? could finance your coffee habit
I also discover a few weird things when I decide to have a clean up...
e.g. under the bed, apart from heaps of dust, I also find things I had misled for months...
In the garden, some old bones that my dog had buried because he doesn´t like them fresh but all smelly!
But I also have a few new pets: a frog has suddenly appeared in my pond and some lizards on the wall.
Molly, Years ago I used to wake up and the house was spotless, It may have been me sleep cleaning or the ex missus, So I dont really know.
Thats a selfie I took in the car. Im heading over to yours now with some beers
Map I want to comment but don't want to repeat what others have said lol
Bad enough I have to spell out comments one tap at a time when I can't read what I have said that's just wzgfut