REVENGE
They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold.I don't mind if it is hot or cold, but I want it. The person bringing my car from Scotland with me paying ferry, tolls and flight back, has done a dirty on me, picked a quarrel, taken the huff and taken my car to Malaga, 80 km away, so I have to get it from there.
It will be a massive pain in the butt but that's not what the blog is about. I'm ANGRY. It has cost me hundreds of pounds, he's had the use of the car for a holiday with his best girl, and he's cheated at the last on the deal.
I fought myself for quite a while not to report it stolen. I'm not, after all, that nasty - but I do want satisfaction. It was a cheap trick to play, a completely selfish thing to do, and I don't care if my retaliation is silly, or childish, or a little bit evil so long as this anger stops eating me up. Hell, make me laugh, cheer me up, but spike my imagination.
Suggestions?
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Okay now I need a Spanish-speaking volunteer!
I want blood. I want gore. I want suffering!
I'm not actually a very nice person
And, doesn't lead, to anything
I don't want a grudge. I want to burn it off in a way that makes me feel better
I'm just looking at his twitter feed and photographs of his wonderful holiday so far.
Turddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Money will be extremely tight so the extra hundred euros I am likely to spend collecting the car I paid to have delivered to me will rankle a little bit longer.
Ommmmmmmmmmmmm.
How will it cost a couple of hundred to collect it from Malaga?
If you need a Spanish speaking person you know where to find me. At least I could make some phone calls for you?
What is it with Tenner? Do you mean he's involved ?
I didn't say a couple of hundred. A hundred. Taxi to the coach, coach to the airport, spring the car out of parking, drive 80km back and he did accuse me of making the car go dead which could be ominous.
Then there COULD be the vet to repair the dog, who will have had a couple of hours to get into mischief, or the cat, but I'm thinking positive thoughts.
I'm obviously being totally and completely unreasonable just because I paid several hundred to have my car brought to me and now have to do some complicated hopping around to actually get it.
Obviously no-one else would find it even remotely annoying.
See, I've saved you E90 already
I could point him out to the airport police as a likely carrier of dope, but I won't
I said I want something silly but satisfying. A way of pouring itching powder down his back just before his 1.5 hour flight would be excellent.
Anyway. No worries. Let it be.
A lackadaisical movement for his departure to fit his lackadaisical Movements to arrive
Seems fitting to me.
I think
If she's not delighted, have your passport in your pocket to ensure a quick getaway
Then i thought, knowing you, nothing so bad that a person could be so dam mean.
I know all the things they say about revenge and all that, but agree with you, sitting with anger in the heart is a destroyer.
Me i would take everyones help with phone calls etc and folk you know in Edinburough too to greet him off the plane or at his house and do the necessary, truly no kidding i would.
I do not mean dead
Want to meet at the airport parking? Bring a golf club