Loh_key Blog Comments (565)

RE: Caracas' Macaws

Hola Melody. I "inherited" a Blue and Gold Macaw after it took a large chunk out of my mother's end table. That was the last straw as far as she was concerned. Still have him. Been about 25 years now. Basically like living with a moody perpetual 2 year old child that will most likely outlive me. But quite entertaining at times.

RE: Its a great pity

Mic

RE: You are what you eat

So easy now to take, smoke, or eat something to escape reality. Or in my observation with a couple of co "workers"..... WORK!

RE: Its a great pity

I think they should add a genius section on the blogs. I think we all know who'd show up first.

RE: Friday's Cat...

At this rate, if you find she's blind in one eye, and only has three legs, your going to have to change her name to "Lucky"

RE: I wonder why no one is focused on the real important stuff these days.

Okay Jim I'll take a stab at this. Soooo just how many times do YOU actually have to flush the toilet? Only you could answer that.
Never really thought about the light bulb problem because I don't use spray on tan products ... I go OUTSIDE once in awhile! Problem solved!
How the middle class can pay more taxes?
I'd suggest people that sell trinkets at swap meets need to pony up the tax on the sales and pay their fair share. I'll have to get back to you on the beans.

RE: Woman Has Removed Over 300 Hooks From Sharks' Mouths

Yeah Mic. Hopefully she'll find a tuna hook in one someday. I'd keep that one for the prosthetic.

RE: Woman Has Removed Over 300 Hooks From Sharks' Mouths

Nice that she's helping, but I think it's an accident waiting to happen. Stay tuned for Part 2

RE: OMG - Will it ever stop?

Makes you wonder where they found these 8 out of 10 people to survey doesn't it? Actually for the Axe body spray they should change it from "normal" to "putrid." Ever been held hostage in an elevator or any enclosed space with one of those guys who use it in place of a deodorant, and think more must be better?

RE: I got this great idea!

Kinda already have something like that.

ASMR role-play. ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, which refers to a particular combination of pleasurable physical and psychological affects experienced by a surprisingly large number of people when they hear things like soft whispering, quiet tapping, or the soft brushing of one own hair.

Guess you'd be out of luck with the brushing one's hair thing since now your bald But some of the others may work for you.

RE: averages.....

I get it Johnny, let's say my average in bowling is 225. Pretty good huh? In reality, I may have never bowled a actual 225 game in my life. What mystifies me even more than averages is why when you drop something at the edge of the bed it always goes under the bed and not the other direction. Please research that would ya?

RE: Seems Like A Good Idea On Paper

Wonder why my tire store doesn't carry these?

RE: nature tells us ...

6.3 is a pretty good one. Never had the opportunity to view my animals just before an earthquake, but yeah there usually is a strange sense quietness just before sometimes. We also have what you'd call Earthquake weather here. That's usually high clouds with a strange sense of quietness. Not scientific I'm sure but still strange that it sometimes happens in those conditions. 6.6 is the largest one I've ever experienced here. 20 miles from the epicenter, 4 o'clock in the morning, literally picked up the house off the foundation and moved it an inch (2.5 cm) to the west.
Animals most likely can feel or sense the seismic waves long before we can. I know from experience you can hear them coming 3-5 seconds before they hit. Sounds like a freight train coming.

RE: By The Numbers

Very clever blog. I keep coming back to see if....... Well you know

RE: Ideas for how I can make money

Why not just get 3 million followers on Instagram and make about 14 thousand per post? You need to face reality and get a real job. Who's going to pay to listen to you rant? There's only about 5 of us here that listen to it... and we're not paying

RE: By The Numbers

Exactly.. it's like # 46 doesn't even have a mind at times.

RE: By The Numbers

Yeah I agree.. #46 is a BIG Meh so far!

RE: Times have Changed

Johnny,

Time's really have changed!...Cigarettes have gone up, candy bars have gone up, and not to mention Old Milwaukee beer prices going through the roof.

Now 400 dollars rent really would be a new world around these parts. That would feel like its almost free. And please tell me what two keys I need to press to have all that cash flowing into my warm living room would ya?

RE: In the words from Monty Python - "And now for something completely different"

Jim are you sure those aren't some of your drawings? Haha, just joking.

Under federal law, a wedding photographer has the sole right to copy and distribute the photos they took, including the right to sell the photos, to publish the photos in any form, and to reproduce the photos either electronically or in a printed hardcopy version.

Unless of course, a specific contract was signed.

So if that's not the case, I'd love to see some of your wedding photos please.

RE: Vaccine...

Are these the side effects of Dr. Seuss giving injections now?

RE: Christmas Eve will be a bit different this year

Here's a great gift idea... "mystery boxes" for everyone? I'd love to see the expression on their faces when they open them. Thanks Phil... A two days serving of Chipped Beef along with a pair of 3 D glasses and a whistle. Anyway have a nice Christmas!

RE: I'm back

What, Did Tat have you tied up in the Boom Boom Room for the last two years. Lucky you!

RE: Where you stand in line regarding a Covid-19 vaccine

Mic, the papers really thin so it won't take up too much room in our wallet's.

RE: police car chases,,,

There's only one problem with your suggestion. When it's all over with, they won't be able to release the suspect back out on the street on a no bail policy to steal another car 8 hours later, because he would be dead! Yep... that really happened here.

RE: Where you stand in line regarding a Covid-19 vaccine

Dollars? I probably would think counterfeit. Renminbi... Not so much

RE: Most pointless purchase yet? Maybe!

Phil... I'll bet you never asked. It's like sitting in a restaurant with the Filet mignon sitting 3 feet away from you and you're just sitting there looking at it, not saying a word, just hoping someone is going to pass it to you without you asking, and then poof it's gone. Someone else ate it, you missed your chance. Enjoy your box of junk! You're probably a vegan anyway.

RE: Most pointless purchase yet? Maybe!

Didn't K have a mystery box you never got to open?

RE: Big 10 inches for you ladies

Jim, I'll bet you promise all the ladies 10 inches ( of Snow) But in reality when they arrived they get about 4. Hardly enough to build a snowman.

RE: 100y ago plus

Probably looking if you're one of those guys who wear socks with sandals.

RE: feelings...

Johnny,

" Silently walking away from her"

I'll bet you turned and gave her the finger! Didn't ya? Be honest now!