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Promises That Are True Consider how you feel when you're in a relationship with a person -- spouse, friend, coworker, boss -- who has never been untrue in word or deed. The...	551	6	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	May 1
Skinny Dipping An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several Years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he...	584	4	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 26
Grizzly This is a story of self control and marksmanship. A woman survived a grizzly bear attack with one well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 caliber Be...	523	11	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	5 hrs ago
Smile Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal. Q: Why did the child study in the airplane? A: He wanted a higher education! Q: What...	442	11	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	15 hrs ago
The Atheist An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers!...	491	7	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 30
"The Fair Deal" Every year, Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair. And every year, Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."...	595	13	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	14 hrs ago
Sally at the Dentist Office Sally walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment. “How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” She asked.” “It’s $130?, was the prompt re...	613	20	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	11 hrs ago
Better Write It Down An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be da...	1,079	46	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	May 4

Just Saying Q: Why should you never mention the number 288 in front of anyone? A: Because it is too gross (2 x 144 - two gross). Q: How is the moon like a do...	583	16	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	19 hrs ago
Life Situations A doctor tells an old couple at his office he needs to get a stool sample, a urine sample, and a blood test from the old man. Hard of hearing, the old...	493	4	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	5 hrs ago
No Rike Chinese An Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together...	1,097	44	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	21 hrs ago
Grace To Help Most people are familiar with the story of the Wizard of Oz. Dorothy and her three companions follow a yellow brick road to the Emerald City to ask th...	514	8	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	9 hrs ago
Woul'da Coul'da READ THIS VERY SLOWLY... IT'S PRETTY PROFOUND. Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about i...	740	19	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 23
Best Laid Schemes A man's heart plans his way, but the LORD directs his steps. Proverbs 16:9 Robert Burns was plowing a field one day when he inadvertently destro...	437	-	0	Aug 2014		23 hrs ago
Mercy and Grace When a newborn wakes his parents crying in the middle of the night, he is nursed back to sleep by a weary and understanding parent. When a two year o...	471	8	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	14 hrs ago
Man With Coffee A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitt...	611	13	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	5 hrs ago
My First Drink With My Son My First Drink with my Son I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out...	498	14	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	10 hrs ago
Too Funny :ro...	453	0	0	Aug 2014		21 hrs ago
Wing Suiter Meets His Maker	632	6	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	5 hrs ago
I Have A Question I have a question! Are there any people on CS from the country of Kenya? If so, do you know if Barack Obama was born in Kenya and if so, what proof...	792	21	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 24
Philosophy For Old Age Enjoy everyone!...	549	7	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	10 hrs ago

Light Humor An actor had been out of work for 15 years because he always forgot his lines. Then one day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for a b...	460	7	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	19 hrs ago
The H-Word The H-Word Therefore you are inexcusable, O man, whoever you are who judge, for in whatever you judge another you condemn yourself; for you who jud...	428	9	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 4
Andre Reiu- Don't Cry For Me Argentina [/...	680	13	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 3
To Make you Smile Caught Speeding Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your lice...	600	25	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 2
Who's The Boss "A Most Wonderful Day!" One morning a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is today." "Of course I do!" the husband indi...	607	13	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 4
Drunk Airline Pilot	691	29	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	21 hrs ago
A Little Humor For The Day I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding. I'm so bright my mother calls me son. My eyelids are so sexy,...	654	21	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 2
Yummy Pizza Last week, a friend of mine invited me to go to this bar and grill where they sell home made pizzas 50% off on Wed. Also a certain brand of beer was...	671	27	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	20 hrs ago
The Word UP There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is..."UP" It's easy to understand UP, meaning...	621	31	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 2
Smile God Loves You "What Smells?" A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared wi...	565	15	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 2

To Make You Smile "Revelation!" I have just figured out WHY I have gained so much weight! The shampoo I use in the shower everyday, that runs down my body, says “fo...	529	8	0	Jul 2014	Aug 2014	May 2
Jokes To Make You Smile "Touche!" A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen and started saying: "Careful .....	610	22	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 2
Watching 10PM News With A Blond I was setting in this bar chatting with this blond having a beer. At 10PM the late night news came on. At the top of the news they showed this woman...	561	16	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 25
Trust God and Do What Is Right It took some courage, but a Texas Girl Scout Troop helped nab a shoplifter while they were selling cookies at a Houston supermarket. From their table...	450	8	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 25
Smile Divine Guidance? This guy decides to go ice fishing one day, he gets up at 2am to have an early start. When he arrives he gets out his saw and be...	486	5	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 2
To Make You Smile :) Three seniors were discussing the short term memory problems that often come with aging. Senior #1: Just the other day I was midway on the stairs, wh...	525	10	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 3
Smiles A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ign...	659	13	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	19 hrs ago
Smile My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. An enormously wealthy 65-yea...	570	15	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	20 hrs ago
Jokes A lady was throwing a party for her granddaughter and had gone all out….. a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums...	1,927	8	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	20 hrs ago

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