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Ole and Lars Ole and Lars are walking down a street in Minocqua WI, when they see a sign on a store that reads, "suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, and trousers...	594	8	0	May 2016	May 2016	May 3
Outdoorsy Man During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon,...	583	3	0	May 2016	May 2016	May 1
Wise Sayings The idea is to die young as late as possible Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long. Every now and then I throw in one of those ty...	656	8	0	May 2016	May 2016	Apr 27
A Bit Of Humor In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of...	637	6	0	May 2016	May 2016	May 5
Husband vs. Wife A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to co...	585	7	0	May 2016	May 2016	May 5
THE SONG MOST RADIO STATIONS ARE BANNING IN THE US THE SONG MOST RADIO STATIONS ARE BANNING IN THE US: > The song you are about to hear is from a Las Vegas Diamond Rio concert. They received an im...	851	6	0	May 2016	May 2016	Apr 20
The Wooden Bowl I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to li...	671	10	0	Apr 2016	May 2016	May 5
How To Survive A Heart Attack When Alone I read this article this AM and wanted to share it with everyone! Hopefully it will save someone's life! Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’...	962	23	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 3

A Couple of Jokes The Eternal Optimist Fifteen minutes after the Titanic sank, Arthur and John find themselves hugging a piece of wreckage from the great ship...	843	13	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	Apr 20
The Senility Prayer God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the...	685	13	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	Apr 20
How To Turn Your Man On 3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.... That night, all thr...	829	13	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 4
Israeli Airport Security What a simple and brilliant idea! I particularly like the 'spare' seat announcement!! It's hard to beat Israeli technology! TEL AVIV, Israel...	710	6	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	Apr 29
BEER CAN VASECTOMY After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and...	949	13	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 5
Getting Old You'll all love this! " #1 I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned t...	934	22	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 5
Getting Old You'll all love this! #1 I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me an...	568	0	0	Apr 2016		3 hrs ago
How Can Music n Memory Benfit People with Dementia I ran across this article and I thought someone/s could benefit from this! Music can be powerful for people with dementia. Studies have shown musi...	563	3	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 1
Doctor and Lawyer A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor f...	642	13	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	4 hrs ago
How To Get Hired At Walmart A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equ...	1,004	6	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 1
Senior at the Concert An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats at a concert. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorr...	757	9	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 5
50 of the most beautiful women ever-morph This is really awesome!	1,121	14	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 1
Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restau Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant? A: Four fish got battered! What do you call a sleepy pizza? A: A piZZZZZZZZZZa!...	966	3	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 1

Easter What does it mean to you? What will you be doing on Easter Sunday? Will you attend some type of religious service or is it just another Sund...	632	12	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 5
Are The Blogs Dying? It seems we have far less bloggers than we use to. What do you think?...	1,175	23	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	Apr 29
Blogger Missing I was just going to write a blog about 2back and wish her a very happy, happy birthday but her profile is missing! Does anyon...	1,083	24	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	2 hrs ago
Saint Patrick's Day St Patrick’s Day is nearly upon us and on March 17, millions of people will be adorning themselves in green, orange and white and toasting with a pint...	785	28	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	Apr 25
A farm story Hilary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoi...	637	11	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	Apr 29
The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper... A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00 His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got th...	990	11	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	Apr 29
Who's Phone Is This? Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to tal...	747	8	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 1
THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPY I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a c...	721	10	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 1
Today, March 7, Is My Anniversary! Have you ever tried to quit smoking? Smoking had a monster grip on me for 20 years! I didn't think I could break the habit! Well, 42 years ago toda...	1,114	16	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	Apr 29
Perspective Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him las...	624	4	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 3

The Salesman Morris walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "We don't need anyone" they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyo...	681	6	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	11 hrs ago
What are ARAPROSDOKIANS? ARAPROSDOKIANS are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected. Winston Churchill loved them. Some examples...	1,627	12	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	Apr 29
Who Would You Who, on CS would you like to spend time with on a vacation @ a luxurious resort, deserted island, or sailing? Anyone open to this idea? Who do...	1,751	49	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 5
Family Togetherness............. A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniver...	657	8	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 1
Cell Phones In Public After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson. As the train rolled out...	751	8	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 5
How do you make a hamburger giggle? How do you make a hamburger giggle? A: Pickle it gently! What can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas! What did one stra...	815	3	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	Apr 29
Old Age Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money. A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor in...	651	5	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	2 hrs ago
What Is A Friend What is a friend/s? Friends walk with you side-by-side and heart-to-heart! Whether near or far, a friend lives forever...	781	16	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 5
For My Friends On CS This is a traditional Irish blessing! May you always have work for your hands to do. May your pockets hold a coin or two. May the sun shine brigh...	830	12	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 3

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