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Chuckles “Brian, what’s wrong with you? You’ve been sitting at your desk looking depressed for the last five minutes!” “Oh Dan,” responded Brian “I don’t know...	745	28	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	May 3
I Love Jokes and Riddles Hillary is lying in bed wide-eyed one night, and starts poking Bill in the back. "Wake up," she says. Bill just turns over and groans. Again, she poke...	770	21	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	Apr 20
Beautiful Pics and Music Of Ireland I am posting this for all of my CS peeps! Please take the time to enjoy!...	811	12	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	May 1
Marriage Ogden Nash To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong admit it; Whenever you're right shut up. Bill Cos...	676	14	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	May 2
15 Funny Cat Sayings There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. Never feed your cat anything that doesn't...	583	6	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	May 5
Will Rogers...With Your Spurs On Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known. Some of his sayings: 1. Neve...	618	11	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	May 4
Missing wife................ A Texan went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has n...	936	16	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	Apr 20
Meeting Friends Last night I went to visit some of my friends whom I hadn't seen in over a year. 8 1/2 yrs ago, I started a singles club in Madison, Wi. which is whe...	662	15	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	Apr 28

More Puns What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette. Why are meteorologists always nervous? Their future is always up in the air....	596	5	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	May 5
Travel Plans I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. ? ? Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone. I've als...	612	14	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	May 4
Ify Puns 1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it h...	585	4	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	May 5
To Make You Smile :) :) Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married,...	688	14	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	May 3
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Happy, Happy Birthday to my friend Wallops! May you have many more and may God bless one of the nicest ladies on the blogs!!!!!!!!! :part...	1,039	30	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	May 4
Puns What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent. A dentist and a manicurist...	542	8	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	24 hrs ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Happy, Happy Birthday to my friend Wallops! May you have many more and may God bless one of the nicest ladies on the blogs!!!!!!!!! :part...	1,248	43	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	May 5
Rules of the House If you sleep on it...make it up. If you wear it...hang it up. If you drop it...pick it up. If you eat out of it...wash it....	646	21	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	Apr 24
Happy New Year Everyone on CS, have a very Happy and Prosperous New Year! My wish for you is, that your life will be filled with Love, Pe...	595	29	0	Dec 2014	Jan 2015	24 hrs ago
A Little Humor A lady came in for a routine physical at the Doctor’s office . “Here”, said the nurse, handing her a urine specimen container. “The bathroom is over t...	492	13	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 20
Be Happy Sam walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I wou...	666	16	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	9 hrs ago
Drummer Problems A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't i...	484	6	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 4
New Year's Resolutions Now that Christmas is over, I imagine everyone is getting their New Year's Resolution list together? Remember when you make this list, you have to be...	770	37	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 2

Just Want To Say Merry Christmas to all of my friends and nonfriends! Because of CS, I have a lot more friends this Christmas! Thank you CS!...	667	23	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 26
Symmetry The life of Jesus is a perfect full circle of semmetry. His conception and birth brought Him into the world. His ressurection and ascension took Him...	855	14	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 23
Christmas Smiles Office Holiday Memo To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees sh...	557	13	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 4
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Happy, happy birthday XuanMai! May you have many, many more! Time for everyone to...	890	25	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 2
Treasure Your Family When he was still a great way off, his father saw him and had compassion, and ran and fell on his neck and kissed...	575	10	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	10 hrs ago
Smile Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the boat. He was conc...	582	10	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 29
JUST A FEW GOOD SMILES & LAUGHS..." Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but...	696	18	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 3
Perks Of Being 50 And Beyond At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell. Someone had to remind me, So I'm reminding you, too. Don't laugh..... It is all t...	605	21	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 4
Twenty Questions Twenty Questions 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It 3. How D...	604	14	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	24 hrs ago
Angry Birds Students at New Mexico State University had trouble walking to class last fall after hawks built nests in trees by the gym. The mother hawks considere...	599	7	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 24

Neat Math Trick I love math tricks and this one really works and will only take you about ten seconds!!! Amazing it really works to reveal my all-time favorite mo...	616	15	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 19
Relax....Everyone Needs A Chuckle This was sent to me this morning and I thought it would be a nice chuckle!	703	23	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 4
Other people's Comments Everyone makes comments on other people's blogs. We don't always agree or disagree on the subject matter, so we make a comment. Well this morning, a...	1,315	39	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 1
Gratuity Not Included: Servers Ask almost any waiter, waitress, or server and they'll tell you: They dread the Sunday after-church crowd. Perhaps it's undeserved, but many churchgoe...	751	16	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	8 hrs ago
The Poison Garden In Eureka, California, best-selling author Amy Stewart tends an unusual garden behind her house. Every plant could kill you. Some of her plants, if in...	524	7	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 5
Happy Thanksgiving Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! I have much to be thankful for! Blessings to all of you! A lady was picking through the frozen turkey...	583	13	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 3
Comfort In The Night When small children awake in the middle of the night, if they don't run to their parent' bedroom, they will at least call out for them. They want to...	595	9	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	Apr 26
Daily Prayer Jesus' pattern for prayer can be a helpful aid to prayer in the early morning hours or the last minutes of the day. In the morning, use Jesus' patter...	574	11	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 5
Sad One of the sweetest ladies, Smart----, on the blogs has said goodbye to everyone. She says she has met the love of her life. I just want her to know...	867	23	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 5

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