Be Happy
Sam walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.” After a few minutes of haggling the boss finally agrees to a 5% raise, and Sam happily gets up to leave. “By the way”, asks the boss as Sam is getting up, “which three companies are after you?” “The electric company, water company, and phone company”, Sam replied.“Sugar why don’t you sit down by the table and we’ll start supper.” Said Dorothy to her Husband of 50 years. “Sure thing,” said her husband settling himself down. “Now darling, would you like the soup first or the salad?” Questioned Dorothy. “Umm I guess I’ll take the soup.” He responded. After a whole meal of one endearing term after another, their guest Bob couldn’t contain his curiosity any longer. Bob snuck into the kitchen and asked, “Dorothy do you always talk to your husband like that?” “Bob, I’ll be honest with you,” Dorothy replied. “It’s been five years now, I just can’t remember his name, and I am just too embarrassed to ask him!”
Comments (16)
Second joke reminds me of the two old ladies playing cards, as they had every Saturday afternoon for 30 years. One says shyly 'it must be old age but I've gone blank on your name, what is it?'
The other old lady glares at her indignantly, thinks, then says 'how soon do you need to know?'
Sigh. Card playing keeps your mind sharp but nothing helps with the memory.
What was I saying?
Good ones...
You never fail us...
these are cute
thanks for the smile
Happy New year to you , You have a good one, Bill
That's a good one...