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Life's Demerit System ...In the world of romance, one single rule applies: MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY! Do something she likes, a...	995	8	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 3
A man walks into a bar A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. 'Hey, nice tie!' comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the barman to see if he had said anythin...	699	8	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	Apr 29
MERRY CHRISTMAS! WISHING EVERYONE A VERY MERRY, AND BLESSED CHRISTMAS! WISHING ALL PEACE ON EARTH! GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU!...	825	15	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	Apr 24
At This Christmas Season You can be assured that Jesus Christ is here. He is here to give us hope, to forgive our sins, to give us a new song, to impart faith and to heal our...	558	-	0	Dec 2015		Apr 28
My Christmas. I celebrated Christmas with my children and grandchildren last Sat. night! (They go to their mom's on Christmas eve.)We had a very nice time together...	730	12	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 5
Bill Clinton At The Pearly Gates The scene: HEAVEN The year: 2031 President Clinton finishes his time on earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven. "And who might you be?...	729	14	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	14 hrs ago
Remembering A Great Icon Of The Entertainment Comm Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast inf...	615	9	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 4
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANDYKISSES! I want to wish one of the very nice ladies here on the blogs, a very, very Happy Birthday....CANDYKISSES! I wish you m...	2,431	24	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 2

The Pastor's Cat This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat just amuses me to no end. Hope the story leaves a...	915	11	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 3
Last Words Of The Argument My wife was screaming at me "Leave! Get out of this house", she ordered! As I was walking out the door she yelled "I hope you die a slow and painfu...	759	6	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 3
Girls Night Out The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours pa...	722	7	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	Apr 20
Dear Abby Dear Abby, Tom, My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his...	1,954	6	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	Apr 30
10 Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home. 2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time. 3. It's important to have a...	1,112	35	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 20
Deer Hunting Question Deer Hunting Question If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn't really a buck??? I mean … maybe he'd alway...	2,990	8	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 26
RE: My Pumpkin Pie blog I baked two pumpkin pies yesterday morning, Thanksgiving Day! I want to thank everyone on here who gave me input on baking the pies! My family loved...	616	7	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 30
Pumpkin Pie Does anyone on here have a delicious pumpkin pie recipe? If so, would you please share it on here? For Thanksgiving on Thursday, I have been designa...	924	21	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 1
Snow Well boys and girls! We got our first snowfall over night and it is still snowing. We got 12" +. Supposed to get another 3-5 inches today. This st...	635	15	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 20
BEER Beer Not To Be Taken Lightly. Now, as if everything else wasn’t bad enough, we find out that beer isn’t good for us? Beer contains female h...	1,058	11	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 3
Bad Foods The hospital's consulting dietitian was giving a lecture to several community nurses in a hospital. 'The garbage we put into our stomachs and consume...	583	11	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 3
FIVE BEST SENTENCES 1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. 2. What one person receives without work...	569	5	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 5
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALYPSO51! Happy birthday to a very nice lady!!!! May you have a wonderful day and many more birt...	914	36	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 27

U.S. Marine Corps Birthday!!! As a former U.S. Marine, I want to pay tribute and honor all former Marines (alive or deceased) today! The Marine Corps was established on Nov 10, 17...	722	6	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 26
A Love Story I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make...	910	22	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 27
Things to think about Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone? Do strangers call to pay my bills? And, if they do, why don't you let them? Th...	523	2	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 1
Helping the little wifey out. Read the ‘story’ below before pasting the link in your address line.… >> So this retired guy sits around the house all day. W...	1,399	0	0	Nov 2015		May 3
Grins and Snickers I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out...	767	6	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	13 hrs ago
The Police Officer "A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. ""But officer."" the man began, ""I can explain,"". ""Just...	572	5	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 2
Jokes After all of the fighting on this site for the last few days, I thought a little humor might lighten things up! My husband, an avid golf...	906	8	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	Apr 28
The Parrots I love this one! A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only kno...	632	7	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	May 4
Airline Pilot The airline had a policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a - 'Thanks for flying...	871	11	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	May 3
Maureen O'Hara I was a great admirer of the beautiful Maureen O'Hara! She passed away at the age of 95 in her sleep in Boise, Idaho, USA, on Sat. She was from the...	596	10	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	Apr 20

A chuckle to brighten your day! Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he sees his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Fearing the worst, Mark ch...	776	13	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	May 3
A Thoughtful Anniversary Gift Bill’s second Anniversary was coming up and if there was one thing that got his wife Suzy upset, it was not getting a thoughtful gift on a special occ...	637	2	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	May 4
The Cat Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out. The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the ho...	593	5	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	May 5
Negativity This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade… A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her...	772	10	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	May 3
Living on a Tropical Isle Well the men "blew their chance" to name the lady they would like to spend time with on a tropical isle! So ladies here is your chance to name the...	847	19	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	May 2
Men, What Woman On CS would you like to spend a week or two with on a beautiful tropical isle? Don't be bashful!...	1,701	28	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	Apr 30
HAPPY BIRTHDAY USHA My beautiful , special friend, Usha....HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You are a classy lady! :teddybear...	2,661	41	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	24 hrs ago
Preacher & Little Boy A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. 'How much do you want for the mower?' asked...	1,745	4	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	22 hrs ago
Visiting my son I was visiting my son this week and asked him where his newspaper was? He laughed and said, “Dad, it’s the 21st century. We stopped buying newspapers...	1,559	7	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	May 3

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