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The Genie An elderly woman was rocking on her front porch when her dog, Rover, appeared with a lamp in his mouth. The woman took the lamp from the dog and_poof...	535	6	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	18 hrs ago
Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is...	633	6	0	May 2017	Jun 2017	May 1
Let's Lighten The Mood On the Blogs A friend asked me to do this. So here goes! Here are comical quotes from Rodney Dangerfield: My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we...	546	4	0	May 2017	May 2017	Apr 24
Build Me A Bridge To Hawaii, Lord And God Said “Let There Be A Bridge” A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming...	487	5	0	May 2017	May 2017	May 2
Yellow Light *The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing > and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red >...	519	5	0	May 2017	May 2017	May 4
Irish Painter To be sure...... to be sure.....we just love the Irish!! A painter by the name of Paddy Mc Manus, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrai...	529	6	0	May 2017	May 2017	Apr 26
Women Quotes There are only four things women need in life: food, water, love, and compliments. A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is unt...	668	8	0	May 2017	May 2017	May 1
Has anyone Has anyone seen or heard from Ashlander? Saw her on here for a bit last week. Seems we have quite a turnover in bloggers!...	644	8	0	May 2017	May 2017	4 hrs ago

Happy Birthday Freehand! Happy,Happy Birthday to Freehand! May you have an awesome day!...	636	25	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	Apr 24
The Little Bird A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there,...	760	6	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	Apr 26
Sometimes Seniors don't Understand Directions. This is why Seniors should listen to their Doctor’s instructions. I went to my nearby CVS Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists' h...	527	5	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	Apr 21
Florida Lemon Picker Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in a Flo...	652	5	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	3 hrs ago
Where Are Trumps Tax Returns? During a recent Trump stop, a heckler from the audience hollered, "Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns? The Donald politely responded,...	1,029	34	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	May 2
10 Pick-Me-Up Quotes To Help You Feel A TON Better When You're Down 1. "Your dreams don't have to be lofty; they just have to be lived." 2. "It's your life; live it well." 3. "Let your dreams be bigger than your...	701	15	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	Apr 26
A little laugh to lighten things up on the blogs! "All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. " "I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going t...	524	5	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	Apr 24
Easter Bunny ( THE BLOGS NEED SOME HUMOR ) A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves t...	471	4	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	Apr 25
Just wanted to... Wish everyone a happy and joyous Easter! I will be with family for dinner! What are you doing Easter Sunday?...	583	19	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	May 3
The Magician A magician has been working on a cruise ship doing the same act for many years. The audiences like him, and they change often enough that he doesn’t h...	446	4	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	May 3
To Be Six Again You really have to give this guy an A+ for effort. George was a thoughtful husband. He wanted to give his wife something special for her birthday w...	490	5	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	May 3
Wow, CS Prom! Does anyone remember signing up for the CS prom earlier this week? Well I do! So last night my prom queen from CS showed up in a super...	514	4	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	May 5
Why/Because 1.. WHY Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's clothes have buttons on the left? BECAUSE When buttons were invented, they...	487	5	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	May 1

Bumperstickers "The gene pool could use a little chlorine." "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "Time is what keeps everything from happ...	453	7	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	May 1
Rodney Dangerfield With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. It's tough to stay married. My w...	518	4	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	4 hrs ago
"Life" "Life" Written by a 90 year old This is something we should all read at least once a week!!!!! Make sure you read to the end!!!!!! Written...	875	7	0	Mar 2017	Apr 2017	Apr 24
Constant Fear I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law who lives at 1837 3rd. St., Los Angeles, California, 90023 in a blue house! Sh...	537	3	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 28
Life Explained On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will...	489	2	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 24
The Stranded Man A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The s...	476	5	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 27
CDC ALERT! The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand,...	411	2	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	May 3
Driving and Dreaming I was setting in my van soaking up the sun like I do most days! Drinking a little wine and listening to singer, John Denver, my favorite! Decided to...	505	8	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	3 hrs ago
Very Talented Singer....Please Listen This guy does both Dion and Bocelli. Almost unreal. Marcelito Pomoy performs an amazing rendition of 'The Prayer' in dual voice, of both...	698	7	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	May 2
The Wife Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for...	500	5	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	May 4

Random Thoughts I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor." My therapist said that my narcissism c...	513	6	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	May 5
Little Bruce > Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 > years old, but they know they are in love. > > One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce...	466	2	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	May 3
Hidden Envy According to the journal, Science Advances, researchers in Spain conducted a study of the personality types of 540 people and grouped them into four c...	863	7	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 25
Deaf Wife......... A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to, and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he c...	512	11	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 28
Smart Wife A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting. When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client, "I...	523	9	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 20
Blond Girlfriend at Her First Football Game A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how...	540	14	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 26
I can’t hear you An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time...	456	4	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	May 3
My Wife A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it o...	525	10	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	May 4
From Rodney Dangerfield With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. It's tough to stay married. My...	508	5	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	May 4

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