BEER CAN VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more kids.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can (COORS), and then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.
'The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to ear is going to help me.
''Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, parts of Georgia, Missouri, West Virginia, and …
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Comments (13)
that's funny.
Reminds me of an ole movie with Groucho Marx working in a hotel. This wife and husband come in to get a big room to stay in. Groucho asks the man a few questions to fill out an application first.
One of the questions is, 'So Mister, do you two have any hobbies?"
The next thing, about 20 of their children running in the scene, "Momma, Daddy!"
Groucho rolls his eyes and says, "Oh, no need to tell me any further. I can see what kind of hobby you two have."
The next thing, about 20 of their children come running into the scene, "Momma, Daddy!"
Groucho rolls his eyes and says, "Oh, no need to tell me any further. I can see what kind of hobby you two have."
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