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I'd fight a bear for you ! You think I'm kidding. But, I really would fight a bear for you. You can bet your life on it. I mean, not a po...	1,126	7	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 4
I KNOW exactly what YOU want. Oh sure, you can play all coy and innocent. But, we BOTH know that it's just a truly silly game. You're not fooling anyone. Well, a...	984	3	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 3
Cute recent story about Buddy. Just in case you didn't see this story in yesterday's news, I figure that I would inform you. An 85 year old rancher in Texas felt sick and was tr...	1,567	8	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 6
A slice of history ? Personally, I wouldn't pay 25 cents for it, but very soon YOU can bid on a slice of the actual wedding cake for Prince William & Kate Middleton....	1,139	3	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	40 mins ago
Congratulations ! You've won !!! Yes, you read that right. Congratulations to you. You are a very lucky winner. Not everyone was so lucky as you. Tell them what they won Jim....	1,016	5	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	40 mins ago
Lord, give me a sign !! . . . . . .	1,274	13	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	40 mins ago
Catholic School Made all the Difference A ten year old boy was failing math at the local public school. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail. Finally,...	844	7	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	40 mins ago
The Perfect Moments It's often been said, that "timing is everything". While I don't wholly agree, there is no doubt that timing can be truly critical. Together with ad...	882	2	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	40 mins ago

Dearly beloved . . She always was such a cut...	1,095	3	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	9 hrs ago
That BIG hard bulge in a man's pants... ....that some women LOVE to see . . . . . . . .	2,364	5	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 5
"tell it like it is" . . . .	1,249	4	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	Apr 30
A night I may never forget, unfortunately. Shortly after graduating college (undergraduate), and before going to grad school, my first job out of school was being a formulations chemist. I wo...	1,728	1	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	1 hrs ago
The Post Card :) A wealthy business executive often flew coast to coast on business. He started having a secret affair with a woman on the opposite coast. One night...	744	4	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 5
OMG ! OMG ! OMG !! I almost can't believe it ! I mean, seriously what are the odds ?? OK, I even went so far to look it up right now. The odds are over 7 Billion to...	1,044	2	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 5
Thanks Home Depot You're right. I KNOW I can do it. And while I kind of appreciate the offer. I truly believe, that I can really do this myself....	692	1	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	Apr 29
Baby Airplanes . . A mother and her very young son were flying on an airline from New York to California. The little boy (who had been looking out his wi...	1,065	5	0	Sep 2014	May 2015	May 3
It's been 13 years Hard to believe that time has flown by (forgive the pun) so quickly. I still remember the horror of becoming aware of the reality as it was happening...	858	5	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	May 1
Wink Wink A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers...	843	5	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	18 hrs ago
An original poem by JimNastics Here's an original poem I wrote a while back, just for your enjoyment; Sex Boy Toy Kinky was truly her motto of this I am quite sure...	1,038	3	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 27
Very Punny Definitions ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgag...	1,103	4	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 3
Why you shouldn't eat a lot of marijuana Because.... You will end up with a..... . . . . pot belly. And unfortunately, not this one; . .	1,039	6	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 4

Breaking the blog rules ! That's right. And there's not a lot you can do about it. So, I can't target a user. huh. Wrong ! I'm targeting you right now !...	1,160	13	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 6
Surgery Results Several months ago my uncle was in a horrible auto accident. Luckily he survived. However, his left arm was crushed and had to...	824	13	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 5
Photo caption contests; results of #1 & here's #2. In case you missed out on the fun & hilarity, here's the link to the previous (frog) Photo Caption contest that I posted.	1,060	34	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 1
Slight Misinterpretation ...	1,115	8	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 28
Photo caption contest - frog Mine is; Oooowww ! Those damn bar flies. . . .	956	23	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 30
Love & Attraction There was something about her. Initially I couldn't quite put my finger on it. But, there was something very special about he...	1,076	16	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 4
Running out of gas Running out of gas can have severe consequences if it takes place in the wrong neighborhood. . . . . . http:/...	858	19	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 4
A VERY special blog for the ladies on CS I read somewhere on here, that some of you ladies are seeking a hot young guy. I suppose I can't really blame you. Indeed, I'm trying to help....	1,595	42	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	17 hrs ago
12 Detroit Boy found after 1 1/2 weeks.....in his A 12 year old boy in Detroit reported missing was found yesterday by police. Apparently, he was hiding in his basement and somehow even evaded sea...	882	2	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	May 4
Evidence ? Evidence ? Come on !! What evidence ? I never laid a hand on her !! . . . . .	661	4	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	May 5

Self Help Books For all of my adult life, I've carried a burden. While I've had no problem identifying the problem, it's been something I've been somewhat...	1,071	7	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	6 hrs ago
I have no idea why she was so upset. Nowadays some women are just too sensitive. The whole time we were together, I never looked anywhere except her...	1,137	9	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 24
Very Sad News Are you sitting down ? You might want to get comfortable. Despite our best attempts to manipulate things and get the best outcome possibl...	797	10	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	May 4
On Monday I got some. ;) Yep, you read that right. And it was GOOD ! It had been a long time since I had any. Too long ! So long, that I almost fo...	1,995	10	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	May 1
"Hey, Hey, the blues is alright." Sadness is a natural initial response to loss. Whether it is the end of a relationship, the loss of a job, the loss of a limb, the loss of a game,...	1,142	4	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 25
The BEAUTIFUL Purple Gallinule Yes, I know it's been a very long time since I posted photos for you to see. That is because I spent the whole winter in Florida and had limited int...	1,416	5	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 1
Some Bunny To paraphrase the old group Queen..... Some bunny....some bunny....some bunny.. "Can anyone find me some".... bunnies to love ?!?!? [U...	1,426	6	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 5
WOW ! She IS beautiful !! I would absolutely love to get my hands on her. No junk in the trunk with this baby. I bet she would be quite tight. :wi...	1,367	7	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	18 hrs ago
Terrible news. A man is sitting at home watching television, when a police officer knocks on his front door. When the man answers the door, the offic...	770	5	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 5

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