Much unlike my stories. One was about my experiences during the war. Uncanny how much I remembered sooo many years later. Strangely now that it has been written down, it too has faded away..
Someone said it should have been written as it was part of history.
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight,' the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one.
I have at times wished it was my last day so I could give some customer a piece of my mind. This girl stayed calm and cool said nothing wrong. Sounds like a true story huh?
Claire knows damn well what a great lover you are? So this is how we find out the truth huh? Claire have you been holding out on us and does he get a reference from you?
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago, for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'.The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first and I'm sure then we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please" she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
"We have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F... You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, (I love this bit): "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."
Hmmmmmmmm some would need to see your resume/references first. You DO have them don't you? if not best get them. After you posted this here you better check your mail box. No, I won't cause the over flow myself.
Did anyone keep or kept a diary. Wished I had, as it would have been material for my second book
Good for you ZeeWriting is fun and I believe a gift.
Something passed on from my mom.
Did you read Dio's stories very funny