RE: What do you do when theres nothing to do?

Ah you think by now I got it all down pat huh?
Not sooo still learning.
teddybear

This still makes me smile. Taken from one of my stories..............

One day I took a taxi home as I was going out to a party that night. I normally take the bus home, as I had no car at the time.

I told the taxi driver I was going to a party. I was and still can be very naive.
He asked if I had someone to go with me. I told him that I did not. He offered to take me there.

I realized I was in trouble, as he was not my type, nor did I know him. I was afraid to offend him, so said that this would be fine. Then he said that he did not have my name. I told him that it was in the phone book. “Oh, Okay” he said. I was now at my destination and got out of his car in a hurry, after handing him his money. “Wait please,” he said; “I don’t have your phone number!” I told him that it was in the phone book too.
He proceeded to slam himself on his forehead as if to say, of course how stupid of me! Prizeless!

And he drove off. Sure wondered how long it took him. It still makes me smile.
teddybear

RE: What do you do when theres nothing to do?

Watch paint dry?
This is for those who get pestered by some who can not get the part about NO.
To those I have given the phone number of the pest control.
It works!teddybear

Lol the voice of experience............so many men do not know how to kiss..................

I KNEW IT! ecoprincess this kiss zizzled right of the page lol
"Like, in some like it hot"teddybear

Lol the voice of experience............so many men do not know how to kiss..................

Ohhhhhhhhhhh! Ola la! Wow and this your telling to us singles. ouch
ouch ecoprincess.

Put this kind of stuff into a book and it will sell like hotcakes!teddybear

RE: Military stories, what happened to you? Comment on Canada shipping back US deserters!

Yes "less we forget"teddybear

RE: ALL HONEST MEN AND WOMEN SIGN UP HERE

Most of the time I am honest.

A friend showed me a dress she had bought for a wedding.
Her face showed she loved that dress very much.
I thought it was awful.
Did I tell her this? NO.
She had already bought it.
Ovious loved that dress.

Now if we had gone shopping together.......but we didn't
teddybear

A mother writes her son.........................funny..................

Mother writes to her son
« Thread Started on Apr 1, 2007, 2:35am »





Dear Son,

I'm writing this slow cause I know you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved.

Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen em since.

It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.

The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the last payment on Grandma's funeral bill, up she comes.

About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a boy or a girl so don't know if you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off as long as he could, so he drowned.

We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other two drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down.

Not much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send you another one.

Love, Ma teddybear

Younger men chosing older woman

Scammers never dot their I's
Their English is bad.
They could live anywhere.
Often it is from a far away country.
They will soon ask you to go to yahoo messenger.
They "fall in love" very quickly.
Pictures are fake.
They have a least one child, who they love sooooo very much
This comes in handy when it won't take long before the child
gets sick and they ask you for money to help the child.

Several variations
Go too Google and type. romancescams or just scams
teddybear

Helloooooooo

At least good to know you guys are okay.
I am spending a lot on the International site.
Have made some neet friends there.

Be good or be careful guys
teddybear

Have you been fortunate to have been in a loving relationship?..............

Where did you read I do not like you or anyone else for that matter?
This notion must be in your own head because it surely is not in mine.
I have better things to do then waste my energie on negative stuff.
You wish to dislike me? your choice. I do not dislike you in return. My choice!
teddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

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Hey girl one solution? stop looking into the mirrow.
Lord or administrators, could we please have spell check on here?teddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

Ha ha soo sorry to de-throne you girl You are still a "baby" and could be my daughter.teddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

Judgment calls can be tough here, with the lack of facial expression or even vocal inflections to work with,

in all but a few rare exceptions it's best to watch a persons words over a bit of time before forming much of an opinion.

That said....Alabama's pretty good stuff.[/quote

I agree it is not Alabamama I was refering too but never mind. Ever sinse I have come on to this forum i liked her teddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

And You! and don't ever forget that okay? You are a Somebody and worth of love and respect. Someone is to dumb to see this? Move on!teddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

See I knew you would fit right into my "FAMILY" girl Your made of the right fabric!teddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

Wow guy you have seen and have been with several who have "Been there done that and have bought the tee shirt.
I do know that you will never be able to think someone as old just because they have reached a certain age.

I have met men who where "done" before they where 60 or younger I am here to tell you that it is not over until the fat lady sings and says so lolteddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

I must admit I have thought negative about you a few times when reading some of your answers to post.
See, now I can see I was wrong, remember my earlier post about not putting on a mask and just show yourself as you really are?
Why not as you can afford to be yourself as no one knows you on here.teddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

Hey guy stick to what YOU believe okay because that is who you end up living with and that is You.
Never allow anyone to change this ever. Someday you will find the other half of you.teddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

Darn this English language "oatmeal" ha I knew I could get it right lol.teddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

I have watched and read about you in several post and I would love to be your oldest sister as I think your pretty cool and a warm loving person to boot.
Weloome to the "family" girl
Hugs from jennyteddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

I have watched and read about you in several post and I would love to be your oldest sister as I think your pretty cool and a warm loving person to boot.
Weloome to the "family" girl
Hugs from jennyteddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

Yes wise owl you are soo right.
Ha 50 years from now you nor I would not care huh?teddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

I have met those too believe me there is a very good chance these guys are scammers.teddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

Trust me guy I did not arrive at the point I am today without having to experience a lot of things. I have had to pay plenty to get here.
But as long as I feel the price was worth it, that is all that counts and matters.
Please email me in private messengers okay?
Or anyone else for that matterteddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

yes you got that one right girl!teddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

It is up to you girl I have no secrets to share.
I just keep an positive attitude and allow myself to feel as alive as someone many years longer.

It seems to me a cruel sense of nature where men dicline and someone like myself have gone the opposite way!teddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

Hey girl you got it, the right attitude that is.
Just don't lose it or allow anyone to take that away from you.teddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

Hey just make up your mind you will surpass me now eat your ostmeal okay?teddybear

I am quite save to believe I am the oldest on this forum..........

See your right I am still wet behind my ears and by golly will try to beat your gramdma.
Please tell us more about this remarkable lady
How long did she live alone and how long was she able to keep her memory?
I know of one lady in Holland who lived to be 115 and some who were able to take care of themselves well over a hundred years old.
Plesse tell us more okay?teddybear

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