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RE: anybody has a good place for new year ?

Thats okay Spider moose, when you cute looking you can get away with most things... so take full advantage while you still young, huh?!
These old festivals here in CH have been going on for hundreds of years... and they actually getting to need an updated version soon.

I went to that one... being a few days ago.. and you know what? I should have had a stall! At least it would have been something a bit different! You supposed to buy your Christmas gifts there... but the stuff is so overpriced and mundane, you'd have to be slightly insane! So we just got drunk on the Gluewein! that was worth it. Oh, and there are stalls and stalls and stalls of different foods... all the way up one side of the street.. just food food food!!!!! with alcohol inbetween.

RE: Is it possible to fall in love with someone you never met?

I know what happens... you fall in love with your own mental image of that person. Sure you can build empathy and get to "realy" know each other, and share humour and thoughts.. but they still just an image. So maybe you get lucky, and when you meet, you find that you realy like each other. Its just a long chance, like taking a lotto ticket... you could get lucky, and you could get just a big surprise! Huh? What you all think of that hypothesis?

RE: what would you think if your cat decided

Okay okay, I get the hint... its none of my business. But at least its on the right thread... about cats! curiosity killed the cat huh?
Gee, sometimes I can be quite bright, all by myself!!

RE: Greeting Europe

:banana Hello Scouser!!! Welcome ... always nice to see handsome young men on the site... keeps the young girls happy, and stops them roaming around the world too much.

RE: what would you think if your cat decided

Oh now you got us all agog with inquisitiveness !!!! Do you have to do this? Its like saying "There's something I want to tell you..... oh no, maybe I shouldnt"!!!!! Not fair.

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Hi Cybahippy, to make up for not cleaning the toilets over the weekend, I have made a huge plate of cookies, called "Stale Origanum Cookies"....I just used up all that stale stuff you had on the bar.... they came out realy nice and crunchy and dont taste of Origanum at all, I put a lot of sugar and cinnamon in to make up for the lack of taste. Anyway I left them on the counter, next to the barrel of hot Gluewein, please just make sure that its only ONE cookie per person, hey! Cause it seems to me that once people taste them they never want to stop. I think I am a very good baker huh?
I will be in tonight, and hope the Gluewein is not finished.... that stuff realy warms one up in this freezing weather.

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

MIELID

Make Interesting Easy Lies In Daytime.

next...

NATALE..... (christmas in someother language!)

Personal Skills Needed

RE: The Woman Men Adore

Freeze darling, you aint met them yet! They have these super-powers that destroys things they havent even touched!! They have destroyed the bathroom door handle... without even touching it, so they both promise. Now they have destroyed the stair-gate, also without touching it.... it just jumped off its hinges breaking one hinge in the process!!! I am beginning to believe they are actually Aliens. My real grand-kids were abducted a few years ago, and these creatures left in the exchange... to be brought up by this Human Granny.
Bathroom towels find their way out of the cupboards and multiply themselves.... some even find their own way to their bedrooms where they lie on the floor, trying to hide their guilt for being mobile inanimate objects.
Shoes cover themselves in mud, all by themselves, without even being worn. Jackets find their own way to other peoples houses! Ditto gloves! These pair of Aliens have injected super powers into ordinary objects. And looks like they gonna stay here until they've grown up one day in the far distant future!!! Maybe then they will return to the planet they came from.

RE: Just an idea......OK....!?

Wedy will be back, I'm sure. He is just recovering from over exertion from typing on his sticky keyboard so much... and from wielding his paintbrushes too much too !!!!!

Personal Skills Needed

Oh YeaH FREEZE!!!! Is that what you carrying in that huge bag over your shoulder?? Sneaked out of Cyba's with that did you? And leaving poor old Wedy to take the blame !!!!!!!

RE: The Woman Men Adore

Of course Adorable Women exist!! I am One of them. Its just a pity that the entire world doesnt wake up and realise what a gem of a woman I am.... its only me who thinks so, at the moment anyway... and of course my two grandkids (who dont know any better?)

RE: Snow

Maybe... depends if the Swiss Weatherman allows it... !

RE: Snow

Maybe... depends if the Swiss Weatherman allows it... !

RE: what would you think if your cat decided

Maybe cause they dont have make-up, fancy clothes, high heel shoes, silky stockings, Ferarri's or any other phallic symbol, so they just sit and serenade each other... its part of the music of nature!!

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Good evening all! I just woke up... had such a long sleep, since last night... I just slept and slept and slept...and had a realy strange dream... about Belushi! I dreamed he was dressed in Santa Clothes and making obscene suggestions to everyone in the bar, so he got bounced out the door, to land on his bum out on the pavement, and now he is banned from Cyba's?? Is this true?

Just shows hey, its all in the name... call yourself something cute like "Mostbeloved" and you can say whatever you want to whomever you want using the worst language ever seen here, and nothing happens. But have a realy boring stupid name like Belushi, and you get canned!
Oh well, I guess its WHO happens to be around at the time, huh? to do the complaining, that is.

What on earth are you puting Origanum in a bowl on the counter for Cybahippy? I put so much on my pizza, cause I just couldnt taste it, every time I tried to take a bite, the stupid Origanum would get up my nose when I breathed, and the inch thick layer nearly smothered me while I trying to chew my pizza!!!! Realy, you must try somewhere else for your herbs... that stuff must be off or something! it had no taste whatsoever!! You may as well have just put a bowl of grass cuttings there.

RE: Strive In Relationships

I wish Zoody would come down to Cyba's Bar ..... and dole out his words of wisdom to us all there. Sounds like he is one Big Smokin' Man!!!!!! Begging your pardon for use of coloquial terms.

RE: Is the guy in swtizerland romantic?

Are Swiss guys romantic ?
Ever heard the joke about Heaven and Hell? Well to cut a long joke short...... in Hell the Swiss are the Lovers.

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

WHO IS SAYING THE TOILETS ARE DIRTY! That is impossible. They are Swiss Cleaned. Have you EVER seen a dirty Swiss toilet? Such a thing does not exist, never has, never will, and never ever will be!
They even have toilet seats that clean themselves, thats how clever a Swiss toilet is..... as soon as you think of sitting on it, it spins around, washing, disinfecting and drying itself. Then you sit on it, and when you stand up... away it goes again... cleaning itself. Do you know who invented that Duck-Shaped bottle for toilet cleaner? the one that you can spray upside down and it gets under the impossible edge of the toilet? A SWISS!!!!! Toilet cleaning is a major occupation of this country....... And finding the flush button can be a time consuming task... if you havent heard of all the connotations of this device so you know where to search if at first it is not observable.... If its not on the wall behind the toilet... it could be on the floor, where you press it with your foot. Not as bad as the one I saw in Italy once..... that one was hidden inside the wooden window-sill that you had to lift up, after closing the window open to the view, you lifted the sill, folded it forward, and hey presto, there was the flush handle.... Why is it that some nations try and hide this neccessity? Another one in Italy was the secret panel in the italian tiled bathroom you had to press to pop it open to reveal the toilet paper and flush button.... Lucky I never used that one... my friend did, and had to call the landlady about this presumed ommission.
Whats all this got to do with Cyba's Bar? I have no idea, but you were all going on about the toilets being dirty....
I have a question to ask.... who has been fiddling with my hand-rolling cigarette tobacco pouch? There seems to be some green stuff mixed in with my tobacco? and its made my smokes smell realy strange?

RE: anybody has a good place for new year ?

Okay, I found a pamphlet about the thing going on today.... its called the "Weihnachtsmarkt" .. not a fest, tonight is the Christmas Market. But its all the same as I described it, just the name is different.. but who the hell realy cares about spelling huh?

Fassnacht is the Super Exciting one... when the Swiss go crazy mad!.. I do believe its the one time of the year when they can just throw things around and make a mess! With their masks on they can let loose and go crazy too!!

RE: Snow

It is going to snow tomorrow here in Switzerland. How do I know? Because the newspaper told me. And the weather forecasters here are always correct!!! I think if they not, they get taken out and hung up in the town square or something, where all the villagers can pelt them with rotten tomatoes and eggs!
So, they realy do know their job about weather forecasts here... We can plan things around their predictions, truly!!!

RE: Hello from Scotland UK

Ramone.... you've been here for quite a while haven't you? Howcome you acting like you just joined? But its a good idea anyway. I think I will also re-invent myself one of these days, and say "Hello"! Wonder what sort of response I would get?

RE: The Men Woman Adore

A strong man... who is gentle.
A wise man.... who is not a know-all.
An honest man ....

can only think of those three for now..

RE: Changes!!!

Oh yes..... Would do everything in my power to become a lawyer! for Women's Rights.

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

NEW YEAR

Now Even Wedward Yells Each Arty Resolution

next..

WEIHNACHTS (Christmas in Swiss)

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

ah ha, is that why he is hiding out these past two weeks? Thinks he's got the cops out looking for him!!! Those biscuits were for the orphanage down the road... you mean to say Wedy ate them all?!

RE: What love is?

Yeah.... he does sound realy nice hey? Wonder if he is real? Maybe he is just a figment of imagination..... Like maybe he is this monster living in a watery basement somewhere, with his computer, and he knows what we all want to hear, so he dishes out these words of wisdom...... HEY! maybe he is like Beauty and the Beast.... and he actually hasnt seen daylight since the day he was born... but inside he is this realy nice person? You just got to find him, Freeze, and see if he is real.

RE: anybody has a good place for new year ?

Oh we have such fun here in Switzerland. All the festivals. Tomorrow night is the Weinachtsfest (i think thats how you spell it)... lots of flea-market stalls down the main street, and Danish Candles (huge logs standing on end, cut with a cross down them, and the fire burns from the bottom) to stand at and keep warm, but also on top of them sits the cauldrons of Gluwein.. hot herbed wine.... And then there are the mysterious places to drink at.... in the normal times I've never been able to figure out where exactly they were.. they sort of disguised with new entrances, and once inside, there are crowds of people... lots of beer is drunk.. the people are rather drunk..... and outside hopefully the snow is drifting down.

Over New Year is the Fassnacht (again .. the spelling?) when everyone dresses up in fancy costume and make-up.... cant recognise anyone... bands playing in the streets, street parades. Thats the one time the Swiss seem to go mad and throw paper shreds all over the place! Then the bands take turns going into every pub, which is already crammed to break point, and playing a few tunes on their huge brass instruments...... A realy different cultural experience !!! Apparently there is more to this Fassnacht thing, but being a foreigner I havent been able to plumb the depths of this mystery yet..... Next year will attempt to enter this movement... !!!!

RE: Apologies, the good question, is of course, from Funoldie.

Hey Freeze, just cause you and some others have access to Father Chrismas's wardrobe, doesnt mean the rest of us have!

RE: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

NO, THAT SOUNDED LIKE I'M GOING TO GET A DOG.


No, I mean a REAL man. And I wont put a leash on him. He can be free.