hmmmm ahhhh dunno..... the mini skirt would disappear when my belly flap covers it...... tank top might look like an extra small t shirt... Guess it would look like a whale playing dress up.
With Tiger Woods going for his third knee surgery, his doctor recommended Tiger get some skin grafts for the knee, preferably from an area such as his buttocks so that no one could see it.
Tiger refused.
He didn't want to go through life with a bum knee.
Look at it this way,,,, you could get called DEAR in that nasally annoyed at you voice.... or
get called Stupid Sh-t.... with a happy to see you, etc tone and smile... and don't forget about .... that look on the person's face as they are looking at you when they say it.
It's a running joke now...... lets try to go to K's office or while she is concentrating on something she is doing.... and just say hello and see how high she jumps.
One co worker commented that she did not know a short person could jump that high.
Word of warning, don't stand close if you scare me that much.
My family was watching a movie about Snakes.... I am terrified of them, so I went into the kitchen to get away from seeing them on the tv. My oldest decided to come up behind me, touched me on the back of my neck and when did that "ssssss" snake sound. He took off real quick, but I got him with my slipper.
Hello no, I'll just do it......... don't know why I asked..... never asked a person,'Excused me, is it OK if I cuff/slap you?"
When I am at work, a couple of co workers like to come up behind and talk to me. Because I am thinking about what I am doing, it's very easy to scare the ..... out of me.
Safety officer has been slapped a couple of times. One time I was asking a co worker a question and the safety person walked up behind us and scared the .... out of me, I screamed and automatic reflex..... was to slap. The back of my hand was swollen for 3 days.
For the most part, yes. used to be an avid reader aswell. When we left Quebec, I left behind 3,230 paper backs. (this does not includthe hard covered books.)
I like the original CSI, law and order and SVU. And if possible watch, "so you think you can dance." That's about it.
Have not tried those games. Used to play games like King's quest with my kids. Made everyone think and discuss which was the best answer to some of the questions and riddles.
I had not eaten it in years and last year some girls from work were going to KFC, so I ordered some. For the life of me, I could not figure out why it was so expensive, when most of it was fried chicken skin.
When I was young I used to love their fries and gravey.
Cool on the fish. The ex and his brother used to talk about what was the right way to fish. My oldest son just walked up to the water, caste his line and caught a fish. In less that 1.5 hrs he caught 3 fish, while the two experts were still talking what was the best technique.
It was only trout, but I was glad he made the 2 experts look stupid.
A very good friend sent me that about 8 yrs ago. I still read it, and try to remember what it says when I hit a rough patch or feel hurt.
The foster kids remind me of this message all the time. Ever see a person with special needs, hit a road block of some sort, or another operation/treatment, and they come back smiling, get up and start over gain.
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You're not only a brat, but a funny boy!!!! 
RE: You just can't please a woman !!!!!
Hmmmmm since women let the pressure out...... that smell ..... we can blame it on the males.Sorry the rest of it did not work out for you. Forum is dead on here with out your posts.