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America Idol

***you can fit England Ireland Scotland AND Wales .. IN to Texas..


So hoe many countries do you think we could fit into Alaska??rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

America Idol

well of course WE would win! We got Elvis and Bob Dylan. All you guys could come up with are the Beatles, Stones, Guess Who, Elton John. So of course we would wintongue

But I am sure all the computer whizzes would find a way to pull this off!!peace

America Idol

I would love to see a show like American Idol that matches winners of AI against winners of the British counter-part. What a great show that would be! The Best of the bestyay

RE: Intention

really??? You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



Seriously! I am here because I have no other real life. This is fun. I know I will NEVER meet a partner her, but it is fun to flirt. I get to speak my mind and I am too far away for anyone to punch me in the mouth. I have met some great people in here. I hope to actually meet some, in person, in Vegas next month.

Basically, it comes down to this. I am a bored lonely old man with nothing better to do than sit here at this keyboard and watch the squirrels and birds out in my "compound"roll eyes

RE: Obama for president......Battle of Island Number Ten!

this proves my point!!yawn

RE: Saturday

I don't get invited to many weddings because thay already know who the "best man" isdevil

RE: is there some one for everyone?

there is someone for me...but Brad Pitt stole her!

RE: if you had......

actually your post was hard to understandwave

RE: who's the best and worst story tellers ? tell us a story about something that once happened to you !

there was this guy from England...seemed a kinda nice bloke. A little out in left field, if you catch my drift. He enjoyed putting tin foil on his head to keep out martian influence. But he lived in a land of fantasy, of prose and poetry, instead of where he resides, England.

One day because he wasn't getting enough attention in the land of prose and poetry, he told all the inhabitants that he was going away. He got the attention he craved. "Please don't go", said some of the people in the land of prose and poetry." We'll miss you" cried others. While yet other members anxiously waited for his departure.

Nothing changed in the land of prose and poetry. Life went on the same without this man. He couldn't understand how things did not just fall apart without his presence. He thought surely the green men in the UFO's would tear down and rip apart the land of prose and poetry, for letting this man go. IT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN!

One day, when feeling sorry for himself, he decided to remove himself from self exile, and return to the land of prose and poetry. He was convinced that the best way to let everyone know he was back, was to insult the integrity of everyone who resides there.

So..he let them all know that he was the only one with integity, so he has decided not to return to the land of prose and poetry. But that appeared to not garner enough sympathy.

So he came back! And we are all that much better for it! Of couse, he had to push aside his belief that his integrity is so superior.....oops he found that if he had integrity, he wouldn't be here at all, and this writer of prose would be of better use somewhere else

wave

RE: if you had......

money money money money
money money money
Money makes the world go around, the world go around, the world go around
Money makes the world go around
It makes the world go around....some song writerconfused

RE: Goals

somebody(confused )not saying who, has been reading too many books and not living in the real world, me thinks! You college boys need to open your eyes and see the world for what it is!

JMO....of course!

RE: It's doing my head in...

yeah...I got a message this morning on another site, thay a 40 y.o. wants to meet me. Give me a break! I have a child almost her age!

What can a 40 yo and a 57 yo possibly have in common??

RE: Who...!

I've checked many manuels and law books...can't find any directions who who is to fall in love first. This could be the reason, I have never been in love. No one has informed me if I have to do it first. Or is it her responsibility. So I can understand why you are asking this question. Good luck in your search, and if you find the answerwould you please inform me.
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RE: Dedicate a song to someone... No need to mention names!

Stormy Weather....dedicated to Opalbeauty! The battle is over, hope all wounds heal, all is well.....but there sure was some "Stormy Weather"handshake cheers







Peace IS Patriotic

RE: Your favorite coffee and coffee maker...

professor as a matter of principle, I have never and will never darken the dooeway of any Starbucks in the known universe!!professor

RE: WHATS THE FIRST 10 THINGS THAT MIGHT STOP YOU GOING TO BED WITH SOMEBODY YOU JUST MET IN A BAR BUT

someone has to show some restraint!!!tongue

RE: Obama for president......Battle of Island Number Ten!

sounds like a plan! I offer my apologies too. Things got heated and we both were out of line. I hope we can go on from here.



P.S.....hate is such a harsh word...I don't really hate anyone, I just get very passionate.


P.s.s.....I do hate GW!!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Your favorite coffee and coffee maker...

Gevalia coffee is my favorite. Right now I am a;most out of my favorite flavor...Blueberry!. I haven't found a flavor of Gavalia, that I haven't liked. Of course there are certain flavors I don't like in any brand.

And my coffee maker of choice is...yep, you guessed it, Gavalia

I don't want to make love to you

grin

I don't want to make love to you

BTW...I recently removed my photo, because a lot of people were saying we should clean-up the threads a little bit!! O.K....I did my part!! NEXT!!happy valentines day

I don't want to make love to you

So who do you think wrote it???


And what does a face have to do with it???rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Bad Seed

those who believe the Bible will have to say yes. All are born evil All must repent.

I think it sucks

RE: Obama for president......Battle of Island Number Ten!

that was lame!! Are you saying that the leaders of a country are believing rumors cast by the left wing, instead of doing research. These leaders are making decisions based on wat they hear...instead of what the see and investigate??

Though I agree with you on many things, this borders on the absurd, to accuse liberals for food not getting to it's rightful destiny.

***So why am I picking a bone with the far left? You are the ones that told the world that GBW was invading oil producing countries. The Myanmar Generals picked up on it



wow...what a way to run a government!!. Could it be a propaganda ploy from the Chinese inspired goverment??? Is that possible. Or is that as far fetched to you as the liberal theory is to me??

RE: Obama for president......Battle of Island Number Ten!

don't want to shock you...but Hillary is a Clinton. So if you Hate the Clintons...you hate Hillary. But again...no reason for this hatred. I would like to know why so many hate her!! That is not saying you can't have your opinion, like I will be accused of, just wondering what brought you to this frame of mind.

Funny....I have always been a democrat...even worked for some candidates. But I am very close to voting republican in this election!! So we have that in commom...party flip floppers

RE: Obama for president......Battle of Island Number Ten!

a little side track here. While in Germany, I went to a restaurant and saw a beer sign that said Budweiser. I asked the owner, if that was American Bud, and he said yes. i asked him why, in the beer capital of the universe, he was seeling Bud, he told me...He imported Bud because there were so many Americans there, that it really helped his business alot. I had never thought of that with so many great beers in Germany. Good marketing always works!

I really don't like Bud....only ONE beer I will drink, period. Just not a beer drinker.

RE: Phobias and fears....

my biggest fear is addictions. It is almost a phobia. I limit how much of anything I takein as far as ETOH, cigars, or medicine. Too many bad things in my family over these things. Even my last relationship(very recent)ended because of ETOH.

I don't want to make love to you

exactly what are you saying???mumbling

RE: Obama for president......Battle of Island Number Ten!

well you know, of course, that I don't agree with you. But at least you are the first one to come up with a reason for the vehement attacks against"her policies". Thank you for that.

Again, I will be greatly surprised if O'Bama chooses Clinton as a rumnning mate

Blocking mail

RE: Obama for president......Battle of Island Number Ten!

handshake or not?



and I don't like being accused of trying to stop freedom of speech, just because I ask a question!


handshake or not??


Deal or No Deallaugh

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