RE: who understands guilt?

Look, deep in your heart you just know, that you are partly responsible for the untimely demise of Ted Kennedy...just own up..professor

RE: Rerun: What can you say about your car you can't about your girlfriend!

wow wow

RE: Rerun: What can you say about your car you can't about your girlfriend!

I kicked all her tires, reamed both her ports, oiled her gearbox, and took her for a spin...now I'm paying for the maintenance...doh

RE: Any body want a Good Husband..........??

I'm fine...swimming so much I'm developing fins...there is so much sea-life around here, I'm astounded at it...how it survives amid the plastic bags and suntan lotion, I simply don't know....I'm busy training sea-bream to do circus tricks....it's like working in an aquarium...banana

RE: Any body want a Good Husband..........??

Maybe he's your local pastor??....laugh

RE: Seriously...................

Finnish wood is good...it doesn't have beetles....laugh

RE: What women to avoid!

Don't worry Robert, we'll meet up someday, even if I have to come to Gozo to do it...

RE: What women to avoid!

When are you coming to Bugibba Robert??...I would love to see you...

RE: What women to avoid!

Tanks for your input, sweetcheeks...kiss

RE: what men to avoid

Well, as long as you're happy hanini, that's all that counts...hole

RE: What women to avoid!

Jeezzz....some wimmins just never lurn...!! doh professor professor professor professor

RE: What women to avoid!

Excuse me...where did you go to school??---

here, let me give you a lesson

ONE woman....

MANY wimmins....

Is this clear??...typing professor

RE: What women to avoid!

Would you please learn to spell??.....tongue laugh

RE: What women to avoid!

Just for that, I'm gonna eat 2 litres of strawberry joghurt.....that'll show you!!!...frustrated


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RE: What women to avoid!

Mal Teasers??.....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: what men to avoid

You must be joking....if I put my photo on here, you could recognise me the next time I'm walking in Sliema, and who would want that!!??....OMG!!...doh

RE: what men to avoid

I think the pencil sketch would be a bit of an improvement actually....laugh

Bitter??...who me??....actually I'm very happy...that I don't have to date women like you...

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RE: what men to avoid

A Maltese tease??.....you don't say!!!!....rolling on the floor laughing ....what a freudian slip!!!....

RE: what men to avoid

Well, at last I know what women to avoid...... you.

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RE: what men to avoid

Please provide a link to the research you are quoting....that would blow away all your opposition here....thanks in advance.

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RE: what men to avoid

I'm interested in your views on men...would you say that your views are representative of maltese women in general?..


RE: I BET NONE OF YOU EVER SAW ACHIEVED OR EXPERIENCED ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE THATS WORTH TALKING ABOUT ?

You're right...nothing worth talking about..

bye..

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RE: i want it all any rich men out there

The only way a rich man can be sure not to get taken to the cleaners for his wealth, is to marry a woman with more money than he has.....it's very simple..angel

RE: i want it all any rich men out there

banana applause

RE: i want it all any rich men out there

I'm penniless...I barter for food....so what can I do for you??

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RE: i want it all any rich men out there

Oh, I'm delighted!!....please don't tell them how superficial I am!....it would spoil it....laugh

RE: i want it all any rich men out there

The best thing about you is your honesty....



....unfortunately the worst thing about you is also your honesty....

doh

RE: How to contact older man....

Here....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How to show her she's special

Take her hand and run thru autumnal falling leaves??.....lovely, but why do I feel nauseous?...

...sorry, this stuff is not real-worldy enough for me....

..isn't paying for supper, filling her gas tank, and taking out the trash sorta more practical??..

...on sawry, I forgot.....wimmins are romantic...ok, here, pick a flower baby...bouquet


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RE: Do you believe in life after death?

Who wants to be alive after you've died??...once is enough....if you don't get it right this time around, sorry, one strike, you're out...hey, whatever happens, you're out!!...it's so simple. professor

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