When I did a 1400 lb leg press at the Y.M.C.A,IT was towards the closing of the gym,there were two girls waiting at the exit of the gym and they started applauding me.I got a little red....but I WAS HONOURED.
Christmas is a time to rejoice.It's CHRIST...MAS,CHRIST'S birthday.CHRISTMAS is not about me,it's about celebrating CHRIST'S birthday.With all the commercialism,I THINK PEOPLE FORGET the true meaning of Christmas.Sure,I feel bad for all the people who are alone at Christmas,but I WONDER sometimes how Jesus must feel...SINCE IT IS HIS BIRTHDAY.Millions of people get all stressed and buy gifts,open gifts,and celebrate at their homes....and everybody forgets Jesus.
It's sort of like it being your birthday and on your birthday, everybody is opening gifts,there's none for you,and nobody even thinks about you as you're looking in from outside the window.
How would you feel?
MERRY CHRISTMAS.....LET'S GET BACK TO THE REAL DEAL.
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble.Her busines has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits.She decides to ask GOD and begins to pray.''GOD,please help me.I've lost my business and if I DON'T GET some money I'M going to lose my house as well.PLEASE let me win the LOTTO.
LOTTO night comes and somebody else wins it.She again prays....''GOD,please let me win the lotto.I've lost my business,my house,and I'M GOING TO lose my car as well.''
LOTTO night comes and she still has no luck.Once again she prays,''GOD,why have you forsaken me?I've lost my business,my house, and my car.I don't often ask you for help,and I'VE ALWAYS been a good servant to you.PLEASE....let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order.''
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light and the heaven's open.The BLONDE is overwhelmed from the voice of GOD himself...''SWEETHEART,work with me on this...........Buy a ticket.''
My worse job was when I was 16,I delivered fliers door to door.It paid me .02 cents a house and I'D WIND UP WITH A WHOPPING 15.00 after twelve hours of climbing up and down stairs AND getting chased by dogs.
What's so bad about that.I'm a mason by trade and I'VE WORKED with roofers many times and did a bit of roofing myself.The only rough part I FOUND was scraping the old roof and the BOILING TAR. I respect ROOFERS.
I'm terrible.I'VE WORKED 20 straight days and we're expecting 40-60 cm's of snow starting Sunday AFTERNOON and I do snow removal in the winter as an extra gig,and it's suppose to be my only day off. It's going to be two days of hell.
thewall2 Forum Posts (10,499)
Next time,I'll let you lift the car out of the snow.
RE: Forgive me!
This reminds me of a story.Husband....''Why do you keep talking about my past mistakes?I thought you had forgiven and forgotten.''
Wife...''I have indeed forgiven and forgotten.But I want to make sure you don't forget that I have forgiven and forgotten.''
LOVE keeps no records of wrong.