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Girls, you better watch out!

Sorry what was that you said??

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Local news from your country - Part II

Italian Magazine: Corruption, Lack of Indictibility Reign in Bulgaria

9 December 2008, Tuesday

The Italian L'Espresso Magazine has sharply criticized the reality in Bulgaria and especially the corruption practices and the lack of indictability in a reportage published in its latest issue.

The media report, written by Roberto Di Caro, emphasizes on the fact that business, mafia and politics interweave in "the sick country."

The magazine defines the freezing of EUR 220 M of the EU funds as a "loud slap" for Bulgaria. It also cites a statement made by the writer Anton Donchev who claim it is a catastrophe for a country, which has 7.7 million citizens.

There is mentioned also a statement of Bulgaria's Prime Minister Sergey Stanishev who has recently accused the western media of ruining the image of the country.

Stories told by some ordinary Bulgarians have been included in the article to show how easy it is to pay for getting a driving license or to bribe policemen.

According to the weekly, Sofia Mayor Boyko Borissov is the one, who gains credit due to the present social discontent.

In an interview for L'Espresso, he claims the ruling government is to blame for the high levels of corruption.

Asked what he would do if being elected prime minister, Borissov says he would appoint professionals, chosen by Brussels, at all key positions in the country's management. The aim is to prevent stealing more money from the state's exchequer.

"Except that, I would take off the political umbrella, which now protects the Prosecutors' Office," he adds.

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Local news from your country - Part II

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Well that's really interesting!

Will this reduce corruption, do you think?

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Girls, you better watch out!

From the BBC this morning:


Chinese girl gets 'kiss of deaf'
Chinese couple share a kiss
Couples are advised to "proceed with caution"

A young Chinese woman was left partially deaf following a passionate kiss from her boyfriend.

The 20-something from Zhuhai in Guangdong province arrived at hospital having completely lost the hearing in her left ear, said local reports.

The incident prompted a series of articles in the local media warning of the dangers of excessive kissing.

"While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution," wrote the China Daily.

The doctor who treated the girl in hospital was quoted in the paper explaining what had happened.

"The kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear."

The chorus of warnings was echoed by the Shanghai Daily, which wrote: "A strong kiss may cause an imbalance in the air pressure between two inner ears and lead to a broken ear drum."

The young woman is expected to regain her full hearing within about two months.

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Local news from your country - Part II

This will have consequences for the property market, one would imagine.laugh laugh

Local news from your country - Part II

I thought the original thread was excellent, so here's some more. In fact I'm prompted to do so by the ghastly news that my country's population, if the media reports are to be believed, has been the victim of a heinous crime - genocide or so it would seem.
See what can happen when you turn your back for just a minute? It's appalling.



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RE: What was the last movie did you see?No important where-at cinema,on DVD,on TV etc.

The last movie I watched - well I missed the beginning - was about the life of the Ugandan dictator Idi Amin Dada and his Scottish doctor.

I'd heard a lot about this film but hadn't seen it before.

It's called "The Last King Of Scotland". Amin was a great admirer of Scotland (who isn'tlaugh)

RE: Oh to be a middle aged British woman living in Austria...

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Welcome back!! Missed you!

RE: I FOUND ELVIS!..... but .....

On the subject of Elvis impersonations, this isn't bad either:



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RE: The Kingdom Of God Is WITHIN YOU!

Yeah I knew you were waiting to get your plug in. That's why I made my post! Hey, I'm a nice guy!

RE: Credit crunch hits Honda.............

Many of those old cars wind up in eastern Europe!!!
A guy in my village has just bought an old East German Trabant!! Yep, complete with 2-stroke engine.

They can come here and till the land, there's plenty of it. laugh

RE: The Kingdom Of God Is WITHIN YOU!

Well you look very well on it if I may say so. You'll live to be 100 at least, I'm sure.laugh

RE: Howdy Y'all

Well howdy wave

RE: X-mas game

Cool spicey but a mitre saw's too precise! Round here it's chainsaws. We're rough hewn folks in these parts you see. I was sawing logs just an hour ago.
The solar panels are on my wish list too so see if you can fit some on the sleigh!!

RE: X-mas game

Cool spicey but a mitre saw's too precise! Round here it's chainsaws. We're rough hewn folks in these parts you see. I was sawing logs just an hour ago.
The solar panels are on my wish list too so see if you can fit some on the sleigh!!

RE: X-mas game

Hey that's great, now I can cross it off my list. Also I need a diesel generator and a water tank for my loft! So if you're talking to Santa please let him know /quote]

Btw you can pick your prezzie from here!

RE: X-mas game

Hey that's great, now I can cross it off my list. Also I need a diesel generator and a water tank for my loft! So if you're talking to Santa please let him know /quote]

Btw you can pick your prezzie from here!

RE: The Kingdom Of God Is WITHIN YOU!

But there are 2 kinds of tea drinkers you see.

I drink it hot sweet and strong with milk.It's like making coffee except leaves instead of berries!

The wimps make green infusions and sip it, they don't drink it. It's a totally different mindset.

RE: The Kingdom Of God Is WITHIN YOU!

Yeah same here. I thought it was the fish n chips. I have that bloated feeling.



By the way I've been drinking tea for 4 decades+ and had no idea I was gay!!!

RE: X-mas game

Hey that's great, now I can cross it off my list. Also I need a diesel generator and a water tank for my loft! So if you're talking to Santa please let him know laugh

By the way have you seen this:
Bulgaria out of EU, Thailand in.



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Fish n Chips Part II

Cos I'm an idiot?

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Fish n Chips Part II

I just made this meal. Awesome






Now I can't budge! laugh laugh

Could this help me?

I copy/pasted the text from an ad on a website.

It says clearly: Marriage and God.
Is this another example of exaggeration and porky pies in advertising?
Yup, and by whom, why those righteous men of God !!



It was a rhetorical question, sorry. I was hoping to provoke some debate!! or something.

Could this help me?

I was trying to be funny, as usual.
As usual, reception was kinda mixed.
That will not stop me trying to perpetrate my brand of "humour" on you guys and the world at large. I'm a nutter, let's face it.

I don't believe in God or gods, nor in Gad, as the guy in the clip kept saying.
Btw, who else finds some of the American pronunciation of English a pain? Am I the only one?
Route rhyming with clout and snout? (oh, good idea, a clout on the snout).
Olltimate for ultimate.
Noocular bam (guess it goes BAM!!) for nuclear bomb. And many more.

I couldn't marry God, Dragonfly, he's already married. Well he has a kid, and I guess he's not living in sin! That would be the olltimate joke.

RE: How are the ex-smokers doing, still not back smoking?.fez up.you say your sooo happy then why smoke?

That was my experience. First I tried to give up then caved in after days of craving.

Tried again a week later and same thing. This happened a few times over a long period.

My friends would all laugh and ask if I was smoking or quitting!

So I decided on a different tack. No more attempts to to give up unless I really really meant it and felt I was strong enough to tough it out. So I didn't give the matter any more major thought until about a year or so later I was talking to this guy in a restaurant and offered him a ciggy.
No thanks he said, I gave up years ago. They rob you of your energy. But go ahead and smoke, it doesn't bother me.
So I smoked my last cigarettes and the next morning I was looking for a Tabac place to buy some more Marlboros (this was in France), and I couldn't find one, and kept on walking. Then suddenly I said to myself, OK that was it. (expletives deleted).
And that was 10/5/1985. Since that day, no more ciggies, no pain, no withdrawal symptoms, no nothing. Put on some weight though.

RE: X-mas game

Well I've just checked with God the Almighty and he told me you may be right... laugh laugh

RE: X-mas game

Hi Jan, zdrasti !

Whilst not wishing to criticise your English, please explain what you mean by:

member up to you ???

are you talking about someone that one is having a romantic or other liaison with?

Btw there is no such word in the English language as X-mas.

The abbreviation of Christmas is Xmas.

Could this help me?

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Marriage and God
Let God be the source Of love in your marriage

RE: How to get rid of a dog?

Not me I hope.

Vidin's full of stray dogs. One more won't make any difference!

And some new genes in the Bulgarian stray dog population gene pool won't go amiss either I expect.

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RE: How to get rid of a dog?

Not me I hope.

Vidin's full of stray dogs. One more won't make any difference!

And some new genes in the Bulgarian stray dog population gene pool won't go amiss either I expect.

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