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RE: who is likely to spend Xmas on his/her own ? (politically incorrect, sorry)

And the one where he's a likeable but arguably bonkers patient who follows his rich therapist on holiday and won't leave!!! Very funny. With Richard Dreyfuss.

Btw I love talking to myself!laugh laugh

RE: who is likely to spend Xmas on his/her own ? (politically incorrect, sorry)

I also loved (well the beginning at least) Lost in Translation.

Bill Murray is this declining Hollywood star making a whisky commercial in Tokyo. What was the punchline he had to repeat over and over? For relaxing times, make it Suntory time!!!!

RE: who is likely to spend Xmas on his/her own ? (politically incorrect, sorry)

Well I've already apologised, well sort ofrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
But not being one to avoid getting into trouble if there's half a chance of doing so, - - - - -

Could that possibly be a typo? I mean the 30 Euro? laugh laugh laugh

RE: who is likely to spend Xmas on his/her own ? (politically incorrect, sorry)

Ground Hog Day? One of the very few movies I've enjoyed watching several times! Bill Murray - great!thumbs up

RE: fed up

Aren't I clever? I fooled the Pentagon by picking a village that has no cell phone antennas!!!! Chortle chortle chortle. To answer a call I have to go outside and weather permitting walk uphill for 100 yds. Great for fobbing off undesirable calls too.
"Sorry you're breaking up. Can't hear you. Byeeeee."

RE: fed up

Don't have to say nuffin mate, the Daily Star said it all (rolling on the floor laughing )

TIM ROCKS RAF BID

RE: BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...

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Chuck Berry, great guy, great song!

RE: What makes a man finally commit to a woman?

That's so hard to answer. Some humanity shining through.

RE: Yellow 24

where does she get them from?

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RE: fed up

The Tongan terrier will get the freedom of Manchester for that!!
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RE: BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...

nearly 5000 views on this thread!

whole lotta bonkin goin on!

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RE: fed up

Oh yeah? not if Cahill can help it!

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RE: fed up

Well I believe it's a Liverpool derby tonite!

Come on Everton!!laugh laugh

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Ps watched the snooker till 2:30 am

RE: country

San Diego I mean





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RE: country

WWWWAAAAYYYY too hot!

RE: country

Other things being equal i.e. having enough income to keep the wolves at bay and no wars going on ...

Bulgaria (oops I'm there already)

USA #1

(rural) France #2

(rural) Italy #3

anywhere where it doesn't rain constantly (that rules out Bonnie Scotland and the Emerald Isle I think).

RE: who is likely to spend Xmas on his/her own ? (politically incorrect, sorry)

Sorry folks I have a very dodgy internet connection.
I was out of order critiquing your profile.
It's none of my business either.
Maybe women like naked chests w/ greying fuzzy fluff!
What do I know? SFA!
No I have no suggestions regarding your profile!
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RE: The first thing you did after reclaiming single status

I remember thinking, I was only in there for under 5 minutes. That was quick!

RE: Problems with Neighbors

AND I could download Frankie Laine (Rawhide?) AND if that doesn't do it, Pat Boone!
You gettin the picture?
See the lengths I'm prepared to go to?devil

RE: Problems with Neighbors

Aye an' ah'm the real McCoy too!rolling on the floor laughing
Any Eminem and I'm really getting out the AK47 I swear.
That's about the worst threat I've heard in my life! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: WOMEN & MAN

MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,

Joe and his wife Ann listened to the instructor,

'It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.'

He addressed the man,

'Can you name your wife's favorite flower?'

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, 'It's Pillsbury, isn't it?


Joe or Tom? Split personality? No wonder the marriage is in trouble!
I sent that one to my sister-in-law but got rid of Joe. Also changed to McDougall's Self Raising!!!

RE: BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...

Watch out you don't get on the bridge at Calafat by mistake!
It's not finished yet and there's a big gap in the middle. The Danube is freeeeeeezing cold. I'm heating the stove but don't expect miracles. Best to huddle together for warmth.

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RE: Romantic dinner...

Yeah I'm writing down some of these ideas -- might come in handy sometime...


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Seriously, a light meal is better. Not so much slaving over the stove, and not bloated afterwards. And no experiments that can go wrong, rather something tested and true! With a tasty white wine , I think.
I liked our Macedonian miss's idea of the table outside on a balmy spring evening... writing notes ...laugh laugh laugh

RE: BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...

Yup I've got the spare woodburner and chainsaw all ready.

RE: BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...

What the .... ? doh dunno confused rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: printer / ink cartridge problems

That was good advice from gussi and many people do that but guess what? They don't fill up he cartridges in the new units!!! They're about one third full!!!!
But it's still a good deal to buy a cheap one and trash it when the toner runs out. Treat the thing as a consumable.

RE: how long should u wait until u do the deed with somone?

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I was trying hard to get that deed mentioned but for the life of no inspiration was forthcoming!!

I was thinking: deed poll deed and covenant, lewd deed but that's act I believe...

RE: Problems with Neighbors

Yeah and I did mean bambina, not bambino!!!!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Problems with Neighbors

Yeah and I did mean bambina, not bambino!!!!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Problems with Neighbors

Ouch! that hurt. Where's my Kalashnikov?

Seriously, it's fun if you repeat them over and over and sing along. A coupla beers helps too!! laugh laugh

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