If I know anything about women ( and I like to think I do ) is that their favourite conversation topic is about themselves. Just try to sound interested & if you throw in the odd yawn , tell them you had a sleepless night the day before . You’re welcome
No , but I’ve made plenty in my time . Why would you spoil a good whiskey by diluting it in a coffee ? I can only imaging it derived from a Irishman trying to hide the fact that he was drinking from his mrs
I wouldn’t know . I don’t eat takeaways . All I know is they bump up the price by 30% . Everything has become so convenient now , people can have everything Delivered to their doorstep & yes , this was a trend started long before the pandemic entered our shores .
The irony of those people who use online shopping & food delivery services , are regular gym goers & exercise freaks , yet they can’t be bothered to walk a couple of mins. to pick up a takeaway.
Take Mobile phones for example: People walking down the street talking on their earpiece, asking questions like “what did you have for lunch today “? The problem is that I end up answering & they look at me in a strange way What do you hate about modern life ?
I remember last year , my girlfriends dog died on Valentine’s Day , so I got her an identical one . She was livid ! She said “what am I going to do with 2 dead dogs “.
I’m sure that anyone who’s been married & had a family can associate with the above mentioned. You never stop being a parent , however far away your children are .
God created the donkey and said it will carry everyone’s burden for 40 years . The donkey said that that was too long & can he have 30 years . God created the dog & said it will protect & look after people, eat what you’re given & live for 40 years . The dog said 40 years is too long , can I live for 20? God created the monkey & said it will entertain people with its tricks & will live for 40 years . The monkey said , that too much , can I have only 30 ? Finally god created man & said I will give you 25 years & you will dominate all other species. The man said “that’s not enough , can I have the 10 years from the donkey, 20 years from the dog & 10 years of the monkey”? God grants his wishes ! From then on , the man lives 25 years as himself , 10 years as a donkey carrying all the burdens of his house , 20 years as a dog , looking after & protecting his children , eating whatever he is given & 10 years as a monkey , entertaining the grandchildren.
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The disadvantages about modern life ..
It’s not something I’m familiar with , but I’m not discounting anything atm .