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What's in your suitcase?

Why thank you kind sir.

What's in your suitcase?

Hello Campers!

As we make arrangements for our Summer vacations I got to thinking how much luggage we take and how much we actually need! The average woman takes 40% more than she actually needs. Sorry girls!!!!!!! Are some men the same?


What's in your suitcase and where are you going?

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIX

Many Happy Returns for today to a charming man.

Is that why you asked if I was buying yesterday?

Who wants to be a millionaire?

If it's a round yes as I've spent the rest{ in my dreams lol}

Who wants to be a millionaire?

I'll remember you in my will.Got to win a million first!

The burglar.

A burglar breaks into a house and is rummaging around in the dark when he hears a voice saying" Jesus is watching"

He stares into the darkness but cannot see anyone.

He picks up some C.D.s and puts them in his bag when the voice says again "Jesus is watching, Jesus is watching "

He still cannot see anyone so carries on with the job in hand,picking up some jewellery lying on a coffee table.

Through the darkness comes the voice"Jesus is watching"

By this time the burglar is getting nervous so switches on his torch, and the flashlight spots a parrot cage in the corner.

"Hello" says the burglar "What's your name?"
"Moses" says the parrot.

"Moses " says the burglar "Who in the hell named you that"
"The same people that named the rottweiller in the corner Jesus"


That's all folks

Who wants to be a millionaire?

I'd keep out of real estate at the moment.J.M.O.

Who wants to be a millionaire?

Well it wouldn't be the 1st on Connecting Singles but I won't rush out and buy a new hat.

Who wants to be a millionaire?

Only 1 Million in the game to be won so choose wisely!

nEEDLEMATCH AT WIMBLEDON!

The last set taking place and it's really great tennis.Roger Federer ahead at the moment but Andy Roddick fighting like a tiger.

Who wants to be a millionaire?

I would give the money to the "safe the gypsies fondacione"

And marry a young rich blond.....[/quote

Do I qualify 1 out of 3 isn't bad

nEEDLEMATCH AT WIMBLEDON!

Anyone for tennis? A great match taking place as I type.

RE: Sense of Humour

Well although I live in a hot climate in southern Spain I still have no lawn.Next suggestion would be Lord Bath of Longleat as I've heard he takes on anything.I don't know about you but this conversation is giving me the HUMP so I'm off to get a long cold drink.

Good luck

RE: Sense of Humour

Sorry Sommer no lawn where I live.My daughter has lots of land in Devon if that would help. Any Zoos near you? You could dedicate them to the Zoo then ask all the C.S. members to support them by donations and we could all have a draw to find the 5 best names for them.Just a thought!

RE: Sense of Humour

Thanks for sharing that Sommer.It was a lovely read.I see you didn't come cheap then.Bactrian or Dromidary?

I put a thread on today called "Ode to C.S." hoping people would lighten up,but I guess we are all different.Sure gave me a chuckle writing it!

RE: Sense of Humour

Humour is usually divided into three categories:

Incongruity
Superiority
Relief

But hey who's counting as long as you HAVE a sense of humour and boy you need one on C.S.

RE: If Jesus came back and joined CS

At least he got his priorities right

RE: Anybody have a good cure for hangovers

Be an abstainer not a no brainer.

Not much fun though is it.

RE: If Jesus came back and joined CS

I want to know why people set up controversial subjects on here and then disappear? Where's the thread author

RE: Singles Nights

There's hope for me yet then.

Ode to Connecting Singles!

Hope it wasn't to painful a memory or did you do like the thead says and DELETE

Ode to Connecting Singles!

Can I join in on the piano or shall I sing.

Ode to Connecting Singles!

Did it ring a bell then!

RE: Anybody have a good cure for hangovers

Go to a bar and order a FERNET BRANCA it's a herbal drink which will settle you double quick.Honestly

Ode to Connecting Singles!

I wrote this today hoping that people would read it and lighten up on here.It's a place to play and get to know each other.Let's lift the spirit of C.S. and make it into what it was created for.Have fun play nicely.

Ode to Connecting Singles!

Welcome to C.S. on line
A place to chill with a glass of wine

Time to choose a user name,
Boy oh boy there's lots the same.

Now for the password what to choose
Whatever I pick there's nothing to lose.

Choose a photo,which will it be,
I guess it's best to look like me

At last I'm in and ready to play
Who shall I contact first today:

People here from everywhere,
Hurry up no time to stare

I'll send a flower he looks nice
Hope he doesn't want advice!

Got a reply oh how sweet.
I'm not so keen now ,press delete

Goodness me ,my mailbox is red!
Hope it's from that guy called Fred

In the forums to shed some light,
Goodness me not another fight

Don't agree with everyone
What the hell,it's all good fun.

So lighten up, enjoy ,it's fine
Meeting up on the C.S. line

RE: Singles Nights

In Bournemouth where I used to live Singles nights were known as cattle markets.Sad but true.

As for the "age" thing there is no barrier where TRUE love is concerned and nor should there be.

RE: is a road less travelled better or do you accept your's? And why it's what it is!

You still trundling down that road Bentlee?You'll be worn out if you don't take a break.I'm off to bed now to try and sleep through this heatwave.Euro time here and all that.

Nite

RE: What did u learn from these threads and from this site?

You have to take it for what it is I'm afraid,an impersonal electronic dating"agency" or a world link up for like minded people who just want to shoot the breeze or sometimes each other as happens on these sites.

Good Luck.

Who wants to be a millionaire?

Evening all,

As this programme was on Sky today I got to thinking of what I would do if I was ever that lucky.

Firstly I would set up a Trust Fund for my granddaughter.

Donate money to the N.S.P.C.C [ Child cruelty prevention ]

I would take my friends of many years on a cruise to celebrate and recapture our lost youth.

I would move to the country and open an animal rescue centre which I would be personally involved with.

Write another will and if there was anything left over leave it to the N.S.P.C.C and my sanctuary.

What are your choices?