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$3.50 Black Friday Paper I have never bought anything on Black Friday. I just buy a newspaper to see why over 45 million people go nuts over this stuff....	413	0	0	Nov 2017		May 2
Dreams Just wishing everyone could share in the abundance that only a few seem to have while the rest have to get by....	1,100	8	0	Aug 2015	Nov 2015	May 2
Pinhead I was watching Hellraiser III today. In this one Pinhead is given the ability to torture the innocent as well as those who unwisely open the box....	463	1	1	Sep 2017	Oct 2017	May 2
Video Games Video games have come a long way since Pong came out in the late 70's. I have spent a good number of my free hours playing them. I have two tvs in m...	661	9	0	May 2013	May 2013	May 2
Buffet and a Tip I have to go to my Dad's grave the day before Easter and inter my Mom's ashes above my Dad's grave with my sister and my Dad's two sisters. It sits o...	271	3	0	Apr 2022	Apr 2022	May 2
Dinosaurs on a Plane I love the movies that have animals attacking people. The best scene in Jurassic Park was when the Trex ate the lawyer sitting on the toilet....	299	0	0	Apr 2019		May 2
Die Your Way Industries Just having some fun with the subject of assisted suicide which I believe is legal in Oregon....	465	1	0	Apr 2018	May 2018	May 2
Closed For Thanksgiving I remember that it used to be that the only businesses that were open for Thanksgiving were gas stations, and that was it. No grocery stores, departm...	533	11	0	Nov 2013	Dec 2013	May 2

Last Thanksgiving? I have to wait and see if we have a Christmas get together. My sister and her kids have boycotted my Mom and Shane and want nothing to do with them....	312	4	0	Nov 2020	Dec 2020	May 2
Youtube There are a ton of really good videos on youtube. Just about every song ever made can be found there. Some of my favorite comedians like Dave Chapel...	718	6	0	May 2013	Feb 2017	May 2
Campaign Speech Some of the lies are really pretty funny, if you look at it like a standup routine, and not the truth....	723	4	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 2
Cell Phone Watching Youtube so far, the other stuff hopefully by my leave date of July 26....	258	2	0	Jul 2021	Jul 2021	May 2
Leave Me Alone! There are a lot of busy bodies out there who think they are making the world a better place and are instead just being jerks. I can't stand to see pa...	1,122	0	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	May 2
Juggling InThe Park Parody of Saturday in the Park by Chicago, and what I did today in Dubuque, Iowa, and going to the Heritage Trail....	290	4	0	Mar 2023	Mar 2023	May 2
One Week on my Cell Phone I know I have seen more, but I can't remember them all. It has been fun though....	265	3	0	Jul 2021	Jul 2021	May 2
People I've Worked With My coworkers really suck, or maybe it's just me that just doesn't like all this human interaction crap!...	313	0	0	Nov 2019		May 2
Music In A Black Case There was some good music in both cases, the other one didn't smell as much as it was made out of a non-leather material....	456	0	0	Jun 2018		May 2
The End The Beatles is probably the best group ever and Paul McCartney being the best single musical writer and performer. The first part of this poem is the...	343	0	0	Mar 2019		May 2
Super Bowl Commercial Could say this is my favorite super bowl commercial. I have every one of these, except for punching small animals!...	614	0	0	Feb 2017		May 2
Foot Pain An election just two days away, I wonder will we get some good health care for working people....	368	0	0	Nov 2018		May 2
Jello United States I have a mold of the 48 states that shows the outline of each state in the jello mold....	913	0	0	Feb 2016		May 2

Money I've Spent on Christmas Just thinking back to all the Christmas presents I have bought. My favorite ones were for my nephews because I could get creative and have fun with i...	594	2	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	May 2
Time With A Friend I had this crazy friend in my life for about 35 years now. I've had a lot of fun with him, I just wish he would get his act together, but still I app...	423	0	0	Mar 2018		May 2
New Year's Resolutions Just brainstorming some ideas that would make my world and the world a better place. If I had to pick one I would pick #14. I see too many good peop...	672	6	0	Dec 2014	Jan 2015	May 2
Turkey Celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday by deboning a turkey today. It is the only time I buy a real turkey. The rest of the year I just buy it in a pa...	570	1	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	May 2
Monster Quotes Just sharing some of my favorite quotes from some of my favorite horror movies....	466	0	0	Oct 2014		May 2
Godzilla Going to see Godzilla yet again. I won the movie with Pepsi points and haven't watched for years till yesterday. I'll have to see if this movie is b...	677	17	0	May 2014	May 2014	May 2
Concentration Camps Just got done watching a documentary on concentration camps....	1,037	2	0	Oct 2015	Jan 2016	May 2
I Don't Wanna Go A parody of Mr. Custer. I am dreading going to the doctor tomarrow. I have to get my blood pressure down to get a job....	624	10	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	May 2
Golf I got the snowman from Jeff Daniels singing a song on the history channel....	832	3	0	Feb 2011	Aug 2011	May 2
Taking down the Christmas Tree I normally put my Christmas decorations away the first Saturday after the New Year. I will not be decorating again until September 15 when I celebrat...	532	0	0	Jan 2013		May 2

Pills The price of those meds about gave me a heart attack. I couldn't believe it. I have a friend who is on disability and he is prescribed hundreds of d...	930	6	0	Apr 2013	Feb 2017	May 2
Orphan Just got done watching the movie Orphan. I'm adopted, so it really was good. I was a good adopted child, really I was!...	633	3	0	Oct 2014	Sep 2017	May 1
Hopeless Kids Just going over Dylan Klebold's journal and seeing how dark the thoughts were for him. I think that some people need someone to just say, Hey! It's...	415	1	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	May 1
Cash Call The first part is an actual advertisement with the late Gary Coleman as their pitchman. The last part you won't ever see on TV, but these money lendi...	367	0	0	Aug 2018	Aug 2018	May 1
Goodbye Coworker I'm happy for Bob because he doesn't have to endure that place any more. I guess I'm just feeling sorry for myself because once again I've lost a goo...	936	9	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 1
The Airplane Announcement Just pretending if I were a pilot and also hoping that the pilots on the flights I have had would have at least told me once in a while what I was see...	624	12	0	Aug 2014	Sep 2014	May 1
Stuttering and Interpretation America Idol has a contestant named Lazaro Arbos who has a stuttering problem. He doesn't have a problem when he sings, just when he tries to talk. H...	538	6	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	May 1
Flare Side A parody of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch "Wild Side". These are some of the people I have worked with....	1,095	1	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 1
Songs For Halloween There are also songs with a dark nature to them that could be included like Sweet Dreams by Eurthmics or Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson....	282	0	0	Oct 2019		May 1

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