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Uncle Buck I watch about five movies a week, John Candy died in 1994, but I usually watch this one every year. His other great movies are Planes Trains and Auto...	273	2	0	May 2022	May 2022	May 8
Monsters Reading a lot of nonfiction books on some real monsters. Jeffrey Dahmer, Last Meals, stories on last meals served to executed prisoners (cheeseburger...	580	7	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	May 8
The Honest Candidate I get tired of all the lies candidates spew on their election campaigns. For once I thought what would they really say if they told the truth....	485	0	0	Oct 2014		May 8
It's Hot Hot Hot! Another hot day, maybe the planet is heating up....	453	8	0	Jul 2019	Aug 2019	May 8
Cold Got this cold a few days ago. Hopefully it will pass by quickly....	587	7	0	Jan 2014	Jan 2014	May 8
Frozen I worked the day after I saw this movie, I was freaked at work all day!...	950	9	0	Feb 2011	Jan 2021	May 8
9 Days Left To Go It is so darn cruel out there. All these jobs that come and go. It just seems to get crueler every year. The wages go down and prices go up and the...	583	4	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	May 8
The Scare You really never know what will happen next. Whatever the problems we have with friends and family, deep down, we love them....	633	8	0	Jan 2015	Feb 2015	May 8

Quotes More quotes from my old journal from 1991....	537	4	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	May 8
The Top Row I really wished I had stuck it out with teaching, at least I got every weekend off, even if the kids drove me crazy!...	588	1	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	May 8
Bye Bye Bernie A parody of the Everly Brothers Bye Bye Love. Hillary seems to have it in the bag and Trump seems to be there to help her....	1,168	6	0	Feb 2016	Mar 2016	May 8
Santa Slay I start watching Christmas movies on November 1 through Christmas. This was my first Netflix rental for this Christmas season. I highly recommend it...	757	2	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	May 8
I Thought I Found A Job This is a parody of a HeeHaw song. It was a country comedy and musical show that was on when I was a kid back in the 70's. With all the people out l...	537	2	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	May 8
Breakout A parody song of Breakout by Swing Out Sister about the corovirus. We have ten people at work who have been infected in the last two weeks....	254	2	0	Oct 2020	Oct 2020	May 8
Terrance the Turkey The Bob and Tom Show inspired this, they have a bit called Tom Turkey, Standup Comedian. One of his jokes, A wife walks into the kitchen and catches...	689	11	0	Nov 2012	Dec 2012	May 8
Just Another Day Had to work again on Saturday. They made us come in late which really sucks. I am used to leaving at 1 pm, and once got to leave at 10 am, that was...	691	7	0	Jul 2013	Jul 2013	May 8
Go Bears! I watched the game last week and it didn't matter at all who won that game. The Bears still made the playoffs and the Packers still have home field a...	239	2	0	Jan 2021	Jan 2021	May 8
Hansel and Gretel Retold I heard this story told on Mama's Family Season 4. The one where Mama has to babysit a mean kid. It is a funny episode as this kid ties mama up, fil...	1,003	8	0	Jul 2015	Aug 2015	May 8
July Third Just got done watching a documentary about rape in the military. 20,000 women and 20,000 men are raped while serving in the armed forces while the pe...	645	5	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 8
Barack Obama's Dad I just got done watching 2016. I also read the book about Barack Obama. It reminds me of the George Carlin quote, "All the evil in the world, all the...	716	10	0	Nov 2012	Nov 2012	May 8
check into debt These places should not exist, like legalized gambling, it is a hidden tax on the poor and uneducated. The nastiest call I ever got was from one of t...	584	6	0	Oct 2012	Oct 2012	May 8

Oscar speech Just a compilation of some speeches I've heard on different award shows, Fiona Apple, Will Smith, The guy in American Pie, the woman who swore this ye...	761	5	0	Mar 2011	Jun 2018	May 8
Irish People Starting to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day with all the Irish entertainers I have enjoyed over the years....	887	14	0	Mar 2014	Nov 2019	May 8
Dad's Birthday Like the Cinderalla song says "You don't know what you got till it's gone."...	283	2	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 7
On the Issues I looked at Ron Paul and his stance on some of these issues as he is one of my favorites through the years who ran for president. Ross Perot, Jill St...	328	0	0	Mar 2019		May 7
Stuff To Do In October I miss dressing up as a sleestak from Land of the Lost or Dracula and running from house to house to get candy. My favorite as a kid was the miniroll...	302	1	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 7
Cereal Killer Just having some fun with some of my favorite cereals, my favorite cereal is Cookie Crisp, but I couldn't remember the name of the mascot!...	701	0	0	Dec 2011		May 7
Vacation Day It's fun to take some of that moola and do something fun with it. Tonight I'm going to a Chinese buffet with a friend....	239	1	0	Nov 2020	Nov 2020	May 7
Needful Things I have been watching horror movies for Halloween. I have seven days left to watch them and read my collection of scary books. My favorite from my ch...	274	0	0	Oct 2019		May 7
Old School I was filled with regret for the two hours and 45 minutes I was there, regret for not asking this beautiful woman out when I had the chance, and for n...	304	2	0	May 2019	May 2019	May 7
Will Ferrell Just saw his latest movie, loved it. It was very funny like all the movies I mentioned. Will has been in many others too, but these are my favorite...	502	0	0	Dec 2013		May 7

Snails I went to Petsmart to get two snails to replace the ones that had died recently. I bought them on Palm Sunday. They lived a little over four months....	1,143	6	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	May 7
I'm afraid today With Halloween approaching, thought I'd share some things that I'm afraid of, there's plenty more, that's for sure!...	696	9	0	Oct 2012	Oct 2012	May 7
Lance Armstrong Just heard that Lance got caught taking performance enhancing drugs while he rode his bike. Since he cheated to win, all of his tour de france wins a...	679	8	0	Aug 2012	Aug 2012	May 7
Not Yet My dad died in one of those toxic hell holes called a nursing home. I remember a dream I had as a child about hell, the feeling I got was pretty clos...	292	0	0	Apr 2021	Apr 2021	May 7
Chocolate Covered Bacon I finally got my skiing in. I used to pay by the date when we had snow early. Today would have cost me eight dollars in the past, when skiing starte...	527	0	0	Dec 2017		May 7
2021 "The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades!"...	324	5	0	Dec 2021	Dec 2021	May 7
Pet Semetary Pet Semetary is one of my favorite Halloween movies, South Park did a parody of this movie which is from the book by Stephen King...	282	1	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 7
The Day Before Halloween I went to main street in Platteville and wrote this as the trick or treaters were getting their candy. The Hulk, a goblin, and a cheerleader just wen...	331	2	0	Oct 2021	Nov 2021	May 7
50 Ways to Pick Your Pocket I went to Disney World in 2004, 1100 lighter in my billfold. I just wish I had went when I was eight....	761	14	0	May 2012	May 2012	May 7

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