cafetwo2010 Poetry (644)

Take a journey
to the heart
of desire

Into the abyss
of passions
fire

Through waves and
waves of liquid
love

Steaming up daydreams
miles above

Through swirling
currents
of uncharted
regions

Your soul is
snatched by
passions legions

Through a web of
cracks does
reason seep

Violently
tossed in this
breathless deep

This eternal fire
is ever burning..

This Heart of Desire
is ever Yearning..

I couldn't believe
my eyes when I
opened my back
door!
Accross the field
they came running
Mabey a thousand
or more!
There was Teddy Bear
throwin' hearts with
Smitten' close
behind
And army of Dancing
Banana's marching
to double time
Professor, Lips,
and Grin, tripped
over tired old
Mumbling
As smiley face
with a Mug of Beer
surely fell down
stumbling
I shouted out to
my little friends,
'Hey, Why are you
returning so soon?'
And Purple Heart just
shouted back, 'You're
e-mail met its doom!
'You see, cried Frustrated,
banging his head on
a wall
The ladies wouldn't open
your mail
Wouldn't accept your
call
The Bouquet and Bottle
of Wine, didn't do
the trick'
They said,'take your
Flowers to another
site
Mabey there you'll
meet your Pic'
So I gathered up
my little buddies
And tucked them
in my shirt
I'll just send them
out another day
When they're strong
enough to flirt~

With her head in hand she awakens
to another day of emptiness..
She is like her porcelain dolls she
keeps on her window sill, with a
fixed expression and colorfully
painted cheeks and clothes..
Time and the painfull years had
glossed over the yearnings of her
little girls heart, and the woman
she'd become had left her eyes
stained in hopeless tears
In early sunlight she'd pick up a
porcelain doll and imagine a lost
happiness
She'd look to the heavens and whisper
her timeless prayer, 'when shall it be me
when shall my turn come?'
But cruel years had turned her heart into
bitter stone and her dolls seemed to mock
the beauty of her soul.
Then one night she dreamed a dreams dream
Her lover spoke to her in a souls song..
He said, 'Oh, my beloved child, I would touch
the apple of your soul and fall on your lonely
heart as the spring rains carress a thirsty
field
I would clothe your neck with rainbows of
love such as the world has never seen..
And my love, when time has breathed its
last..I will lay my head upon your naked
legs and with bleeding roses in my right
hand we shall walk through heavens gate..

Everybody's talkin' bout a
New day, ya don't say
I'd say, he said, she said..
Everybody wants a tax
Cut, thinner butt wish
You luck!
Everybody wants what
They want, and they
Want it now like
The golden cow
They wanna new
World with three
Chickens in the pot
They'll pay fifty cents
Cause that's all
They got
They wanna one
World this
A one world that
But a more brutal
Force showed'em
Where it's at
Killing in the streets
Take what ain't yours
Walk the streets at
Night and solicit
All the whores
Wave your flag
With passion
It's truly the
Trending fashion
Hide your children
From abduction
Ignore a bloody
Seduction
Break every law
That can be made
The devil makes
The trade
Rock& roll drugs
Sex and TV
And sports..the
God of the ages
Crucify the preachers..
Mock all the sages
Maybe some politician
Will save us from
Doom
Maybey reality will
Hit us soon
Kneal down..find
A god
Start a war
Save a slob
Curse your neighbors
On election night
Destroy the world
Because..You
Were right!
Cafe

Tired of the same old boring headlines
we read in the newspapers everyday? Well,
let not your heart be troubled. Here is a
short list of possible headlines I've
created which might possibly catch your
attention.

1. Nassa's Hubble Telescope discovers
a roll of toilet paper on Mars!

2. Cannibal arrested for breaking into
medical lab and eating Einstein's brain.

3. Hillary Clinton's 35,000 missing emails
was discovered today in an ancient Mayan
temple.

4. Police seek large stray cat involved
in murder plot.

5. All school buses to be equipped with
surface-to-air missiles.

6. Doctor's announce that a liberal
application of chicken dung a sure
cure for acne.

7. Supreme court passes law requiring
all political candidates to be clinically
insane while serving in office.

8. A top Hollywood modeling executive
announces that leprosy is now trending.

9. Lonely bachelor to wed circus horse.

10. Thirteen year old boy builds Hydrogen
bomb in bedroom.

11. Possessing genitals to be outlawed
in seven states.

12. Donald Trump is caught groping an
Orangutan at national zoo.

13. Rare footage of Hitler weeping at
a baby shower.

14. White house to be relocated to Las
Vegas equipped with pool tables, a sushi
bar, and strip club.

15. Local funeral parlor owner confesses
to police that seventy percent of the
people they burried were still alive.

16. Eighty year old woman gives birth to
sextuplets in phone booth.

17. Pentagon hands over 'nuclear code'
to transient.

18. A midwestern wheat farmer plows up
a mysterious object which turned out to
be the actual biblical Ark of the Covenant. Inside the ark was found a
petrified loaf of manna, Arron's rod,
and Moses' high school graduation picture.

Feel free to to add to this list. Lol.

Almost to tired for
A word
It feels like everything
Is closing in
On me
What have I
Done?
I thought I had
A message
So much noise
Out there
Perhaps I should
Have stayed
Silent
Little strength
Left to explain
I guess I must
Leave it to their
Own inner voices
To understand, or
Discard
I can only share
I am not the
Maker of hearts
When I was young
I felt it
Now that I'm old
I consider it
I fear to many
Hearts will have
Turned away
Why would they
Crave darkness
Over light
Very strange

Cafe

Ok..It's been awhile. I live in a cave.
I beat on the head with a big soup
Bone
I bring home chunk of meat to
Crazy woman
We have two offspring we
Named Thunk and Clunk
I'm stuck in a disfuntional
Paleolithic relationship
Between beating the hell
Out of a T-Rex for dinner
And dealing with this
Cave womans prehistoric
Social demands, I have
Become bi-polar
I have now been commited
To the Swamp Soup
Rehab Center
Doctor Bonelicker is
Now reviewing my
Case
He said,"Thunk and Clunk
Just might grow up to
Be chicken skinners if
I didn't get my act
Together
I cried
The doctor
Kicked me
In the testicles
And laughed like
A fool
I did not have
Courage to face
His agression
I knew at that
Moment it was my
Mothers fault that
She could not afford
Pampers and baby powder
For me
My father was
Eaten by some crazy
Lizard so he could
Be of no help or ever
Send a Christmas
Card
What was I to do?
The crazy wife in
The cave was filing
For Social Security
And Thunk and Clunk
Was shipped off to
A cannibal tribe
I was Homo Erectus
Sabian without
A clue
I decided to sign
Up to Connecting
Singles in light
Of my divorce
Maybe they could
Prescrible a medication
For my Paleolithic
Depression
Who knows?
I may even get
A date.
Lol
Cafe

If you've ever wondered what a love poem
from a mortician to his girlfriend might
be in their courting phase, I feel it
my moral obligation to offer my
humble opinion..lol

Pine box,

Oh, my darling.. I was nothing
More than a corspe when
I met you..
I was in a funeral procession
In a black hurst on my way
To the grim reapers check
Out counter when the eyes
Of your affection melted
My thoughts of the obituary
Ads..
Your love unzipped the
Body bag of my sorrow
I was hacked up with
A machete of unrequited
Love
Your smile melted the
Tombstone of my fate
As my cold dead fingers
Clawed through a steel
Casket of blackened doom
My X- girlfriend could only
Hire a priest to pray over
Me, but you my sweetness
Drained the last ounce of
My blood into a vampires
Bucket
If not for you, my love, the
Maggots of hell would have
Consumed the last of my
Decaying flesh, and saved
My toenails for a Sunday
Snack
I'd love to slice you into
Tender morsels of
Affection
My scalpel is ever ready
To lay you on that cold
Steel table and remove
Your heart from loser
Boyfriends
I'll fashion your loving
Eyeballs on a necklace
Dangling from my neck
And our family lawyer
Will notarize our prenuptial
Agreement
Come to me my love!
Let us dance in the
Cemetery of broken
Coffin nails
Let me drain the last
Ounce of blood from
Your screaming soul
And encase you in
The morgue of my
Eternal desire!
Lol.

If you're running for office here are
a few helpful tips you might want to
take into consideration:

1. Don't overly praise your wife if
you think that somewhere down the road
we'll discover you've been sweet on
Suesy Cue in the House of Representatives

2. Don't take up 95% of your campaign speech
trying to convince 300 million Americans that
this is a great country when you know your
neighbors cat has figured that one out

3. When working a crowd don't gravitate only
toward the women holding babies cause you
know all those messy diapers just ain't
doing ot for you

4. Be creative. If elected don't just bring a
dog or cat to run the White House grounds. Bring
something like an Anaconda or White Tiger. This
will freak foreign leaders out and they won't
be so quick to mess with us

5.If you're asked how you might deal with a certain
type of dictator don't say something lame like, 'Well,
we'll just impose all sorts of sanctions on them.
Heck no. Simply say, 'We'll reduce their country to a
sea of molten lava if they screw with us'

6. Don't try to convince people that under your
administration you can resolve the national debt
when you know even God would have trouble coming
up with that much money

7. Don't go on and on about the Health Care issue
lest the whole world thinks 80% of Americans are
in the freaking hospital

8. Don't try to convince people that you can resolve
the border issue with four rent-a-cops and a German
Shepperd

9. Make sure you bring a birth certificate with you
in case your critics accuse you of extraterestrial
origin

10.Stand firm. Tell them your administration will be
run just like the Roman Empire and you're not taking
any lip from anybody

Feel free to add to this list my dear friends..lol.

Jesus..
So many thoughts I have
About you..
We are separated by
Two thousand years
How is it that the
Story of your life
Has set my soul
On fire
There has never been
Anyone like you
I cannot stop thinking
About you because
You are the story
Of love
You are the magic
Of every rainbow
You are the creater
Of my tears that
Compell me to
Love
Your words fell
Through time and
Touched the emptiness
Of my heart
You showed me a
Brighter sun than
I dared imagined
So sad is the world
We have broken
Ourselves in the fierceness
Of our misguided passions
We dare not worship
An unseen God
Instead, we have fallen
Prey to a foolish dream
Of our own immortality
We have made a god
Of our own minds
We have knelt to
The colors of imagination
We will kill one another
In the most brutal war,
Not knowing that we
Have fallen so short
Of your best intentions
For our peace
You are my every
Dream of joy
How could I draw
A breath if your
Name was not
Upon my lips
I need you for
My life
I so thirst for the
Wine of heaven
My tears are not
Worthy to pour
Upon your feet
My kiss on your
Cheek could never
Match the love
You've shown
To us
My words vanish
In the wind at
The thought of
Your magisty
I was not there when
Pilot pronounced
His judgment upon
You
No Roman guard
Put me to the
Sword
And I was not there
When they smashed
Your loving soul upon
That cross
On that day the heavens
Were melted in hot
Tears of eternal
Love
I can only walk through
Life with the blessed
Thought of your
Compassion burned
In my heart
Nothing of this earth
Could match my
Love for the name..
Of Jesus
Cafe

You couldn't wait to get home
and pen those last few lines..
The deadline for the poetry
contest was just a few weeks
away and you wanted to get
every word just right
And alas! After burning the
midnight oil there it was, the
poem you thought would win
you the prize!
When all the entries were in
and the final judging was done,
weeks had passed, and you
recieved not a word..
The winning poem was published
announcing the prize and your heart
sunk..
What had gone wrong?
Could they not understand?
Was your wording not exact
enough?
Could they not see how you
struggled to raise those children
of yours?
Were they there when your lonely
heart burned hot tears on your
pillow?
Had not your words told of shadows
that frightened you in the night, and
how you longed for his comforting
hand?
But let your heart be not troubled
my love for your words have found
their way into the pages of every
compassionate heart
You are published in the soul of
of an eternal dawn-

Boo!!!!!!!