cafetwo2010 Poetry (644)

I wear your smile
when my face is
a frown
I wear your smile
when my spirits
are down
I wear your smile
when my heart
is in pain
I wear your smile
til I wear mine
again~

cafetwo2010

Under my spell ye
cannot resist

My love dust has
fallen like golden
mist

Just a sprinkle or
two is all it took

Unicorns await us at
the castle brook

Together we'll ride
like king and queen

On your hand I slip
this dimond ring~

What were you thinking?
Did she not kiss your
Cheek like a dove from
Heaven?

Can't you remember
Her glowing smile
As you walked
Through the door?
She just needed a
Man to comfort
Her..
To protect her
She really saw
You as a knight
In shining armour
But somehow
You took a
Different path in
Life
Something in your
Mind said..
"I'll take an approach
To violence
You thought, " I'll
Scream and shout"
I'll make her fear
My presence
Because.. I am
MAN!
Really?
What are you?
I have an answer!
You are nothing
But bone and muscle
You are yesterdays
T-Shirt that reads,
"I'm to stupid to love
A woman"
And now she's trying
To get away from you
Because she realizies
You are a loser of
The first class
She should have
Never put her hand
Upon your cheek
Because you are
Death warmed over
Do you know what
You missed by
Your subhuman
Behaviour?
Of course you
Don't
You're dried up
Slime on a hot
Sidewalk
Her cherry lips
Were meant for
A king
But you took her
Sweet loving heart
To the dungeons
Of hell
And when you're
Sitting behind bars
In some hellish
Prison for all
Your demonic
Abuse
Then perhaps you'll
Ponder..after twenty
Years
That you traded the
Kiss of Heaven
For the fires
Of Hell!

Cafe

You could be a poem beaming
into my life as I face this
rainy day
You might be the one that
can ease the strife holding
my hand along the way
You could be the moon on a
starlit night that makes the
night air sing
You could be the one with the
magic touch with all that love
can bring~

Here it is ladies!)The definitive test
concerning the true state of your mental
faculties. Just for fun you might wanna
take this test to see if you're really
insane. Results will be scored by people
who learned more and more about less and
less until they finally knew everything
about nothing. Be of good cheer! What do
you have to lose?
Ok, here we go.Just answer yes or no to
each question and we promise not to publish the results on the six o'clock
news.
For the ladies:
1. When you first meet a CS date in a public place do you steer away from the
clubs and bars fearing your new date
might discover how many jerks you beat
the hell out of just for being stupid?
2. Do you communicate with the spare tire
in the trunk of your car?
3. If you have red hair and the letter of
your first name begin's with 'L,' do you
think that means you've decended from
someone famous?
4. Did you ever want to be a witch?
5. Do you believe that the Wizard of
Oz had the hots for the wicked witch
of the west?
6. If so, would you be the brides maid
at their wedding?
7. Does being insane take most of the
stress out of your life?
8. At your job, would your coworkers raise
an eyebrow if you showed up wearing nothing but a pink thong, while you're screaming out that you are the true Joan
of Ark?
8. Are you the twin daughter of different
mother?
9. Have you ever suspected that the common
house fly has a better grasp on Einstein's
theory of relativity than you do?
10. Do you wish that you had invented the
toilet?
11. Have you ever confessed to a priest
why you've never worn a bra in church?
12. Do you believe that Mickey Mouse could
whip your boy friends A*s?
13. Do you feel unjustifiably good
about yourself because you paid for
your boyfriends rent just because he
lived in the woods for the last seven
years?
14. Have you ever set fire to your new
dates house with his very own "romantic
candles?"
15. Do you believe that men are not much
further along the evolutionary scale than, let's say, the cockroach you just swept
off your back porch?
16. Are you still reluctant to reveal to
your inner circle of friends you
confide your true feelings to a water
buffalo at the zoo?
17. If yesterday was tomorrow, and
next week was the last Thursday in
the second month of 296 BC. would
you take the day off and go skinny
dipping?
18. Does the word 'slop', make you
want to seek professional counciling?
19. If this next question had no answer,
would you ever again be able to look
your neighbors cat in the eye?
20. Do you still believe that Peter Pan
wrote the Declaration of Independence?
21. Is the FBI still confused as to why
they cannot find your last 17 boyfriends?
22. Do you still believe that your mailman
is the product of a genetic experiment by
beings from another planet?


There it is ladies. The ultimate test of
sanity or insanity. But it's all good!
Go forth. Be fruitful and multiply!
Cafe

You'll freak when you see this filthy beast,Just look at all these mangled teeth, And my face you'd say, is a dripping mess, But on my planet I'm truly blessed, When I was born they threw a mighty feast,To celebrate their grusome beast, They served it two times dead dipped on a stick, Then slung it in my face like a bucket of spit, I grew and grew, and was belched from my nest, Then left to rot, until I looked my best, I mated with something I scraped off a rock, Now the eggs are hatching in our beastly flock, Your planet was ripe for colonization, Just begging for a mass invasion, So I gathered my brood of hungry crunchers, Hundreds and hundreds of mangling munchers, We hitched a ride on a speeding comet, And slammed the earth like a ball of vomit, Now we're licking our chops in anticipation, So happy to announce your extermination, Like we're soooo gonna' trash your habitation, Cause an Alien Skillet is your destination! cafetwo2010

A few extra pounds weighed
heavy on her mind
But her electrifying smile
was one of a kind
The other girls in the office
could swish and sway
They thought slim and slender
would win the day
But their pride was hurt when
that man walked in
And just passed them by with
roses in hand
So handsome was he you could
hear them swoon
But his feet kept walking into
another room
His heart was set on the real and
true
That's what he saw in her eyes
so blue
He approached her desk and you
could hear no sound
He lay down the roses then
spun her around
The girl who could carry a pound
with grace
Was surely the desire of this mans
taste
And as he gently slipped her from
her office chair
The slim and slender had no
strength to bare.

Hi..

and to say it Again..Hello!
I knew you would see this
and I came here and saw
that, Yes,!# You are
HERE!
I am 170 cm in my body
Length if somebody
made me stand
against a wall.@/
To add to this i Am
208,137,000 seconds
Old
My anatomical neurology
number is 43.6
I ask mY doctor WHat
that meant and he
t old me to go
To hell
I thanked him and sEnt
his grandmother a
christmas card..@
Last Thursday I was
struck by lightNing
And three hours later
I c o u l d speak
In Portuguese
YOU need to know these
things about me if we
are going to Go to
tHe store and EAt
The hamburger
To gether..
I like to laugh A Lot.
I would laugh in your
Mothers face BUT she
w ould beat me like
A Dog!
My country was destroyed
bY a swarm of flys and
and I hid under a
Dead Cow
I must now write you
tO see if you're good
EnoUgh to pass a
m edical history test
to give me the birth
O f my children
We and our children
Can jump in the sunshine
as long as the FBI
doesn't want to shoot
you in your privates
Meet me at the airport
and kiss me three
Times
I will bake you something
i can fry in a
bucket..
thank you cause you
are HAndsome when
I looked at your
pRofile and I knew that
yOu would not Put
mE down and make me
cry when i read about
it in the newspaper..#

High on life..
Why?
Oh, I don't know
Maybe I've set my
Mind and heart on
The alter of hope
Someone said, "Are
You kidding."
The world has gone
On the way it always
Has
The mountains have
Never moved
The rivers still run
To the ocean
The cow still chews
The cud as it ever
Has
And humanity.. still
Seeks to recind the
Curse of Adam
So what makes me
Such a happy
Camper
Well, umm..
Guess
Upon some timeless
Truth that, well
I still believe in
The stars of
Every forgotten
Hope
I still believe that
Joy of heart, soul,
And spirit is the
Most cherished
Prize
I still believe that
A constructive mind
That seeks the betterment
Of us all is the key
To every lovely thing
And that we may possibility
Weary the stars of our dreams
If we fall short of of
Divine providence that with
Outstretched arms calls
Us in still small voices
That we..
Only we..
Can take up the
Mantel of the
Dreams of God
Or, languish in
A sphere that will
Never rise beyond
The level of
Our own
Minds
Surely the sun
Will rise, and the
Moon will give
It's sleepy light
Yet all the power
Within us shall
Be weighed in
The scales of Every
Word we speak.

The morning sun found me
Without the touch
Of your hand

A wish is
A wish

I bow my head
And smile

Have I played
The fool?

Perhaps I was never
Who I thought
I was

She cannot read
My mind

And my spirit is
Alien to the land
Of the living

I should have
Guessed

It was in the cards
From the
Beginning

The ace is high
And the contellations
Will never yield more
Than the market
Will bare

I suppose I was bought
For a price

But I still reside in
My cocoon of
Benevolence

Waiting on love

On truth

I'm still a child finger
Painting on stars
Too deep for me
To fathom

Yet I bless the spirit
Of life in the
Mosaic of
My confusion

My words come to
Me by the light
Of the path that
Guides my feet

I extend my hand
That you may
Walk with me

My love...

Cafe

Time after time
you forgave me..
You kept pulling me
out of the pit..
I was lost in my soul..
my reason was gone..
But every time you loved
me back to life..
And again..I fell..
How long will you continue
to strive with me?
I think I know..
Until I'm like you..then
I will know true love~

Somewhere in the midst
of flesh and bone..
Somewhere in the midst
of blood sweat and tears
Between all that is
Or can be..exist the
unsearchable spirit of
life
Like a young eagle under
the safty of its mothers
wing, I am sustained within
the ever changing folds of
time and space
If by some foolish endeavour
I stray beyond the reach of
my soul I am pulled back into
the fold by the spark of some
immutable truth
At such times I can almost hear
a fatherly whisper saying..
'You are not your own..'
That all I can be trancends my
childlike mortal dreams..
And somewhere in the midst
is a burning love
A purity..
Perhaps lost in the dreams of
children
A sacred heart vailed for a
moment so as not to burn til
the day star arises in our
hearts
Somewhere in time the truth
will take every thought captive
though such things are to great
for me to imagine, yet..
Somehow I'll know~