Top 10 List Comments (2,000)

RE: My Wants

i agree with you theres is no problem if you are compatible and understand each other.But not too fashion i am much like an old fashion than become weird sometimes.:cheers

RE: How not to turn off a woman

author needs a mushroom stamp on her forehead....women love that

RE: My Wants

Am I the only one sure that this is NOT for real, and the guy is just "fluent in sarcasm"? :) He's making fun of the classical stereotypes, come oon!...

RE: Why Women Dislike Nice Guys

Im a nice guy and I have had plenty of relationships.. I AM THE ONE that dont put up with lies, and women who think they can be abusive mentally or emotionally.I have confidence and self respect. I wont accept a woman that treats me with less value than she would treat herself. Nice doesn't mean a push over or someone whos too clingy or desperate and certainly doesn't mean boring. Look up the word NICE in the dictionary, it gives you a proper definition.

RE: Why Women Dislike Nice Guys

What gives YOU the RIGHT to judge? You are completely WRONG!

RE: top 10 reasons women confuse me :)

No means maybe later.

RE: My Wants

ever wonder why your still single!! i suggest rewriting your list

RE: Top 10 Problems Most Men Have Pursuing Women...

Real love is build with time and patient,stay away from her for sometime,and she we come begging when she know you really love her.guys don't force a woman into loving you when she is not,it hurts later.

RE: TOP 10 WAYS TO MAKE LOVE

I like this .....<3

RE: TOP 10 WAYS TO MAKE LOVE

I just read this post and it was lovely. Diane, I'm so sorry. You seem a really nice lady and I'm sure if you don't meet a soul mate (personally I believe there is more than one in the world) I am sure you will meet a companion who will make you happy. I wish you all the best x

RE: 10 Reason Why Women Fall Out Love

10 reasons women fall out of love... if the man has or does or is:

1. Smelly feet

2. been dead for at least two years, and his severed head arrives in the mail

3. excommunicated by the Pope or by the Archbishop of Canterbury

4. forgotten a lot of things, like which side has to be "up" of his woman during lovemaking

5. the warranty on his open heart surgery expired

6. becomes a woman himself

7. started to date her mother

8. started to date her father

9. goes on a shopping spree and spends his entire life savings buying French Bourettes and Hawaaiian Hoola-hoops

10. started to date his own mother

RE: top 10 reasons women confuse me :)

1. You are easily confused

2. You are a man, so you don't know the meaning of "no"

3. In the presence of female beauty your IQ drops 28 points, however temporary the reduction is

4. The female s*xual pheromones create fear in your mind

5. You think of happiness and bliss, and that's it, you can't do any more Calculus problems that night until you first get your rocks off

6. The better a woman looks, the more she don't want you to touch her. Confusing.

7. The better a woman looks, the harder her boyfriend will beat you if you touch her.

8. Everyone wants a blonde, isn't that confounding. You'd think that one or two guys out of three billion would want a brunette. But no.

9. In your town all women are blonde, and all guys are either dark haired, or bald. Recessive genes, is any of you inside?

10. Nature tells you to go for the best looking woman. Society tells you to adore them and look, smile, candle-lit dinners, etc. before you marry them, THEN you can touch them, but you can't touch others. For Ghenghis Kahn and all the Emperors of China the same thing was something completely different.

RE: TOP 10 WAYS TO MAKE LOVE

I don't see any love-making on the pictures or in the captions.

Love-making is screwing. Copulating. Sometimes o*al-to-genital sex, or genital-to-an*l s*x. Fornicating is also a form of love-making, as is fisting and cunilingus.

Bill Clinton said only penile-to-vaginal penetration is sex.

What you are describing in your annotated pictorial is how to develop a lifelong loving relationship. Which I adore, but please don't mix up one expression in the English language with the other.

If your kind will keep on bastardizing the language, then girls will be boys and boys will be girls, and yes will mean no and no mean will yes, and God will mean devil and devil will mean god.

Please, please, be midnful of your English words.

God Save The Language.

RE: 10 things to help you have a pleasant smell

Seeing that the diet of the Yellow Races produce the least amount of body odour, I suggest, in the tradition of your footsteps, that also these foods are odour-reducing:

1. Steamed rice

2. Monosodium Glutamate (MSG)

3. Deep fried food

4. Deep fried cockroaches

5. Snake steak

6. Reclaimed and Rerprocessed innertubes esp. Szechuan.

7. Tapeworm Sushi

8. Raw fish

9. Egg foo young

10. Super some yom guy.

RE: Top 10 Books in The Bible

"Even Karl Marx based a lot of his work on Exodus (he was very well versed in the Bible). "

I looked and I looked, but I can't find the Bible verses on Karl Marx. Does he have his own Book? Or is he in Predicaments?

RE: My Wants

You must have a huge c--k because all your blood is running to the wrong head ha ha ha.

RE: My Wants

Hahaha...cute. In a caveman sort of way. LOL

RE: My Wants

lol so many expecting

RE: My Wants

Wow so is that it

RE: TOP 10 WAYS TO MAKE LOVE

Very true, I found my soul mate in 1966 in Madrid and we were very, very happily married for 35 years.......until my husband was killed in a tragic airline accident........my life changed drastically!!!
But after nearly 10 years of wondering what to do with my life, I have decided that life is worth LIVING and I have joined this site to see if I can find another SOUL MATE and enjoy life again!!
Good luck to everyone.



Diane

RE: My Wants

what century are you living in little boy?? you dont want a girlfriend or a life partner! you want a mother or a mail order bride! obviously you have some or a lot of issue to deal with..

My Wants

Well I couldn't say I think fat birds are sexy :P haa g'way so ya big hippie :P

RE: My Wants

Description for No. 7 sounds odd. JMO

Btw, I'm a Vegetarian

Summer

RE: My Wants

haha ok :)

My Wants

Ahaa nothing there is too shockin guys

RE: How do you can have a real woman for your all lifetime?

money doesn,t matter to me never has done its so far down my list of importsnt things for a potential partner to have that its not even on it.

How do you can have a real woman for your all lifetime?

Hi sweetlegs!
We all are different. I as example have been eating my whole life out, love roses, like shopping, hate cooking and love to please somebody. But this means nothing.
Certainly you are the best match for somebody and you will be the best dating girl in the world for him. Don't worry, it is just a matter of time!