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A Needed LaughThe neighbors thought it was odd, but 93 year old Morton was dating again. One Monday morning Morton woke up with a funny feeling that something impo...

Too much tension on here!Too much tension on here! I am posting this to get people to laugh and relax! ENJOY!...

Silly Ribbit! Treks Are For Kids!Some of you may remember this from long ago, on another matchup site, but then again some of you might not. This is posted in memory of Bruce, AKA Wo...

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She A. Clever manipulator...Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?" Wife: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?" Hubby: "No. J...

COW HIT BY A LIMO>>> Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat...

The WifeTom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for...

How many more Blogs?Oh dear we're having a blog tantrum Now folks, blog every available bullshit that comes to your mind as it is just a fecking boring Sunday...

Do You everSee a picture, and automatically think of a blogger...

:)A man goes to bed one night and falls asleep. The next thing he knows, he is standing at the gates of heaven with St. Peter. He says "where am I?" St...

I Got My First Date For 2019Its a court date but its a date and I'm dressing up...

ROLL CALL!!...Ok...Ok, a CS female is missing here therefore, let's all line-up for roll call. Maybe then we will find out whose missing and put out an APB on her....

Can You Believe It?My neighbor came over banging and screaming at my door at 3 am this morning. Can you believe the nerve. Fortunately for him I was still up playing...

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SpeechlessThe Driver sitting there with Bert on a boring Tuesday night at the local bar. Of course the Driver is drinking soda, otherwise...how could he be the...

PinkI love color changes. Right now I'm in love with pink before pink it was blue and before that green. Out of the blue a few weeks ago I just decide...

The MagicianA magician has been working on a cruise ship doing the same act for many years. The audiences like him, and they change often enough that he doesn’t h...

Trump Sends Stocks TumblingOnly in America ......

"THAT" Time of Year!My Business....... A father walks into the market followed by his ten-year-old son. The kid is spinning a 25-cent piece in the air and catching it b...

3 bikers and an old manAn elderly man was eating breakfast at a truck stop when some bikers stormed in, obviously all revved up. They’d been riding all day, and now, thoroug...

'Melania's' preview of her rose garden speech tonightWell, last night was weird, unless you want someone screaming at you. But, tonight will feature a more soft spoken Melania. And right here & now,...

How to kill the coronavirus...

Yes, I Can Help!(you may be better off without it)Being one of the senior members in our family, the younger generation often asks me for advice. Upon my return yesterday, I received this email from o...

Be Afraid, be VERY Afraid ! lolOnly 1 hour ago in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Says It’s a Very Scary Time for Men, Because Women Can Vote Them Out...

ROLL CALL!!...Ok...Ok, a CS female is missing here therefore, let's all line-up for roll call. Maybe then we will find out whose missing and put out an APB on her....

For Many Years I've Spent 90% Of My Money On Booze, Drugs, And WomenThe rest, I just wasted . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....

A woman's aPology............ .......

From beyond the graveSatire from the Borowitz Report. “How Has This Bastard Not Been Impeached Yet?” Nixon Asks in Hell By Andy Borowitz 6:14 P.M. HELL (The Bo...

Shopping Trolley UnionUOST (Union Of Shopping Trolleys) With British retailers now charging a staggering 5 pence per plastic shopping bag shoppers have begun to steal tr...

I don't think 'Ketchup' man might be interested...lolHeinz Looks for Man Who Survived a Month at Sea Eating Only Ketchup So They Can Buy Him a Boat Spotting an opportunity to change someone’s life and...

I Do Feel A Little Sad When I can't Join The BlogsSo very busy at work these days...hardly have any energy left to organize my new place Had a little birthday-house warming party last Saturday, t...

Heckler...Typically, a heckler is a person who harasses and tries to disconcert others with questions or challenges. In a public setting they are often known to...

RhabarberbarbaraHere is the story of Rhabarberbarbara German language is funny...