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The Human/Pie Genome Project

We have all probably eaten pies containing bits of human, now Scientists are combining human and pie DNA. A Dr.Gregg has managed to not only combin...
310350Mar 12Apr 10Apr 17

A Politically Correct Holiday

This time of year we remember those persons who are no longer viable; we welcome those newly viable persons to celebrate their first season to be joll...
540630Dec 20Dec 21Apr 18

Am I a Hoarder?

During a recent conversation I was called a hoarder, I dont agree. A small example of what I have:- 2 fridge freezers, a beer fridge and a chest...
746810Oct 14Dec 11Apr 18

How to maintain a woman

Women require constant maintenance and servicing, some handy information to get the best performance out of a woman is: Listen to her; she w...
1,5111490Nov 7Dec 10Apr 18

Manspreading and the re-evaluation of sitting

Social justice busybodies and greedy public transport people are attempting to eradicate manspreading, its illegal in some countries including the USA...
822750Nov 18Nov 29Apr 14

CS First blog in Klingon

qaStaHvIS qa' Hoch Segh je lalDan laj ghItlh blog pa' tlhIngan. Hoch relevant, Hoch bImejpa' asimilated, resitance 'Iqbogh. vaj transgender, pagh...
547450Nov 15Nov 18Apr 18

Cheerleaders ate my Pony

Ever since I was knee high to a zebra I had always dreamed of owning a pony, a pony of my very own. I scrimped and saved for many decades working 7 jo...
692580Sep 8Nov 9Apr 12

Laughable US Snowflakery

With the snowflake generation becoming more bizarre with their demands the world has become far too sensitive to these adult babies. Colleges have saf...
769660Oct 23Nov 5Apr 18

All Saints Day & Day Of The Dead

Today is All Saints day, everything is shut so that people can go to the cemetery to have a chat and remember the dead, plastic flowers are exchanged...
307230Nov 1Nov 1Apr 18

Dr. Maps Advice - All Questions answered

Dr. Map is available to answer all your questions, from problem Bears in your garden, to tuning a Webber twin Carb, relationships and general woes and...
1,3301560Oct 27Nov 1Apr 17

Man Flu- Its Real

I have had severe man flu for a couple of days, I was relieved to have actually woken up today. My will is up to date and the house keys have been le...
470500Oct 29Oct 30Apr 18

Dating for the undatables

Gathered here and there are a bunch of diverse intelligent and not so intelligent beings, some are good looking most are not, some are just an outline...
799720Sep 27Sep 29Apr 15

Love is just an Illusion

It’s becoming apparent that love is just an illusion. Love is a feeling and not a tangible substance, love is just signals in the brain, the brain sen...
1,5561340Sep 17Sep 24Apr 12

Humans and Microchips

I’m not talking about small boxes of French fries shoved into your wrist, but microchips that can and are being inserted into human hands and in cases...
562450Sep 21Sep 21Apr 13

Cyber Life

Most of us seem to live and socialise in cyber land, daily messages and now and again a telephone or skype call to show that there is a human on the o...
802580Sep 14Sep 15Apr 17

The CS Retro and Vintage Art Roadshow-Female bloggers edition

Things that some people consider older can be quite valuable and a great investment. Some valuables here are definitely worth looking at and invest...
1,529860Sep 11Sep 1314 hrs ago

NewYorkcitylove

You should rather post these in the articles section, These are NOT blogs and no one will read them here. Thank you....
152-0Sep 13Sep 1321 hrs ago

WARNING FOR THE UNDEAD

I have just attended my own wake! Walking into the coffee bar this afternoon the entire bar stared at me, I thought I had shit on my shirt or somet...
310210Sep 10Sep 11Apr 14

World Hole Day

Holes have been a part of our lives since life began, from humble cave dwellings Man (and women) have embraced these natural or man (or women) made or...
902820Sep 2Sep 3Apr 18

4th World Postal Services

I simply needed to return a shirt; here things are not quite so simple if you live in a small village. A telephone call to the suppliers cost me 50...
523540Aug 30Aug 30Apr 19

Neighbors

Mrs. Morbid from over the fence, tight leggings worn away between your more than ample thighs, you spew hatred, it’s a kid riding his bike, calm down...
630591Aug 26Aug 27Apr 15

The Enigma of Women

Although I adore women, they are an enigma, no guide books or code breaking machines are yet capable of deciphering or understanding what these beauti...
917760Aug 21Aug 23Apr 15

Just had a hot steamy date

I saw her across the room, I couldn’t keep my eyes off of her, she came closer, I could smell her scent, I smiled, she seemed to smile back, my heart...
475360Aug 21Aug 22Apr 15

A perfect start

I arise, dress and stroll through the quiet crime free streets to the local coffee bar. Its only 6:30am and the sky twinkles with stars. We are...
552420Aug 2017Aug 20Apr 8

Makeup tips for cheese

As with any makeup a good foundation is required, my choice is the L’Oréal True match blendable foundation as its great with your cheeses oily or dry...
769640Aug 2017Aug 201719 hrs ago

Returned From Exile

A while back I was sent into exile for various crimes, mainly failing to attend a bipartisan think tank on global cooling as well as overuse of the w...
1,231881Aug 2017Aug 2017Apr 18

Have I made an evolutionary discovery?

Like most people I have wall to wall carpeting inside my BBQ, I noticed that my Chicken (that was raised by cats) had been laying eggs on the carpet i...
349270May 2017May 2017Mar 27

Plugholes

Plugholes are so underrated; almost all of us just ignore them unless trying to force a chunk of carrot or something equally sinister down the kitchen...
262190May 2017May 2017Apr 8

The mystery of the false leg

The false leg was found by Edna Mc Feckwit, a widow ever since her late husband passed away from choking on an oxtail bone shortly after WW2, she was...
1,1161200May 2017May 2017Apr 15

Caught on my CCTV

I have had a few anomalies and weird things happening in my house and gardens recently. A few were: Huge piles of dirty laundry discovered each...
503420May 2017May 2017Apr 17

Life can change in a second

Yesterday I was attacked in my garden by a rabid butterfly, and at first I thought it was minor, but not long after the savage attack life seemed to c...
584550Apr 2017Apr 2017Apr 16

I love them

They look wonderful, the scent and taste of utter perfection They glisten like a Pink rose dripping with morning dew They are warm to the touch...
719630Apr 2017Apr 201711 hrs ago

The Apocalypse?

Today is Friday, seems the dreaded apocalypse has come a few millennia earlier than expected:- Dr. Sassypants restricted me to one coffee a day (sh...
293240Apr 2017Apr 2017Apr 7

CS Romantic Picnic

The scene, a quiet spot next to a babbling brook, dappled sun and shadows on the blanket, The sound of waves crashing in the distance, a picnic basket...
857820Apr 2017Apr 201718 hrs ago

The Manopause

We always hear about the female menopause, but never the manopause, normally between 40 and 65 years old its alleged that our testosterone levels drop...
540530Mar 2017Mar 2017Apr 7

Splinters are fabulous

After a session of wood carving yesterday my hands were full of glorious splinters, long sharp shards of ancient olive wood embedded deep within my de...
443490Mar 2017Mar 2017Apr 17

Live discovered on Mars

A North Korean spokesman announced the successful launch of their space explorer rocket, they proudly showed video footage of Dolphins and Tuna taken...
519480Mar 2017Mar 201723 hrs ago

Capitalistic manipulation of the barbed wire & snake meat Industries.

“The Illuminati have taken our livelihoods away” were the words of Mr. Sky Lukewalker the outspoken director of the Institute of Climate Studies at a...
354270Mar 2017Mar 2017Apr 13

Found Love in my Fridge

While cleaning out my fridge looking for missing plates I found a large cabbage hidden behind ½ empty jars of green moldy stuff, at first I just place...
8751050Mar 2017Mar 2017Apr 14

Curtains

Curtains have been around since the Roman times, they were originally called toga's as the Romans wore them, at night when they fancied intercourse or...
674780Mar 2017Mar 2017Apr 18

Our brains are Internet browsers

Our puny human brains are very similar to a computer’s hard drive and our thoughts are like an Internet browser. We often have far too many tabs op...
671640Mar 2017Mar 2017Apr 15

Nursery Rhymes Updated

Little Hood Redding Ride So this skank named Red Hooding Ride wanted to check her grandma’s house for crack money, she got out of her t...
753770Mar 2017Mar 2017Apr 16

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