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Women…for Dummies This short but concise guide will help men have a little more understanding on women and how to deal with them. Women have been around for a very l...	2,841	104	0	Oct 2018	Oct 2018	4 hrs ago
Politics for dummies The word politics comes from the Greek word Politikos, basically something about Citizens and public life. Much has changed since men wore bath shee...	1,235	43	0	Sep 2018	Sep 2018	16 hrs ago
Shakespeare for Idiots, or non-readers Romeo & Juliet- The modern version by William Mapshake At a nightclub in 1976 Romeo was doing his best to impress a bird he fancied called Julie, H...	748	17	0	Sep 2018	Sep 2018	Apr 20
The Wall Having a large property that borders onto derelict homes and orchards is becoming a security risk; I am finding illegal animals coming over the bounda...	1,054	12	0	Jul 2018	Jul 2018	Apr 29
Preparing for a date We men have no idea what a woman goes through preparing for a date or even a simple coffee meet up, They spend time and money on hair, nails clothing...	2,821	90	1	Nov 2016	Jul 2018	Apr 30
The Human/Pie Genome Project We have all probably eaten pies containing bits of human, now Scientists are combining human and pie DNA. A Dr.Gregg has managed to not only combin...	1,366	24	0	Mar 2018	Apr 2018	Apr 22
A Politically Correct Holiday This time of year we remember those persons who are no longer viable; we welcome those newly viable persons to celebrate their first season to be joll...	2,064	44	0	Dec 2017	Dec 2017	Apr 26
Am I a Hoarder? During a recent conversation I was called a hoarder, I dont agree. A small example of what I have:- 2 fridge freezers, a beer fridge and a chest...	2,196	70	0	Oct 2017	Dec 2017	Apr 26

How to maintain a woman Women require constant maintenance and servicing, some handy information to get the best performance out of a woman is: Listen to her; she w...	3,539	105	1	Nov 2017	Dec 2017	Apr 30
Manspreading and the re-evaluation of sitting Social justice busybodies and greedy public transport people are attempting to eradicate manspreading, its illegal in some countries including the USA...	2,402	62	0	Nov 2017	Nov 2017	Apr 27
CS First blog in Klingon qaStaHvIS qa' Hoch Segh je lalDan laj ghItlh blog pa' tlhIngan. Hoch relevant, Hoch bImejpa' asimilated, resitance 'Iqbogh. vaj transgender, pagh...	2,096	34	0	Nov 2017	Nov 2017	6 hrs ago
Cheerleaders ate my Pony Ever since I was knee high to a zebra I had always dreamed of owning a pony, a pony of my very own. I scrimped and saved for many decades working 7 jo...	1,649	44	0	Sep 2017	Nov 2017	Apr 25
Laughable US Snowflakery With the snowflake generation becoming more bizarre with their demands the world has become far too sensitive to these adult babies. Colleges have saf...	1,922	42	0	Oct 2017	Nov 2017	21 hrs ago
All Saints Day & Day Of The Dead Today is All Saints day, everything is shut so that people can go to the cemetery to have a chat and remember the dead, plastic flowers are exchanged...	1,013	20	0	Nov 2017	Nov 2017	Apr 26
Dr. Maps Advice - All Questions answered Dr. Map is available to answer all your questions, from problem Bears in your garden, to tuning a Webber twin Carb, relationships and general woes and...	3,416	110	0	Oct 2017	Nov 2017	Apr 29
Man Flu- Its Real I have had severe man flu for a couple of days, I was relieved to have actually woken up today. My will is up to date and the house keys have been le...	1,753	42	0	Oct 2017	Oct 2017	Apr 29
Dating for the undatables Gathered here and there are a bunch of diverse intelligent and not so intelligent beings, some are good looking most are not, some are just an outline...	2,129	58	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	Apr 30
Love is just an Illusion It’s becoming apparent that love is just an illusion. Love is a feeling and not a tangible substance, love is just signals in the brain, the brain sen...	3,605	82	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	22 hrs ago
Humans and Microchips I’m not talking about small boxes of French fries shoved into your wrist, but microchips that can and are being inserted into human hands and in cases...	1,583	37	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	Apr 27
Cyber Life Most of us seem to live and socialise in cyber land, daily messages and now and again a telephone or skype call to show that there is a human on the o...	1,829	46	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	Apr 29
The CS Retro and Vintage Art Roadshow-Female bloggers edition Things that some people consider older can be quite valuable and a great investment. Some valuables here are definitely worth looking at and invest...	2,736	76	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	Apr 30

NewYorkcitylove You should rather post these in the articles section, These are NOT blogs and no one will read them here. Thank you....	592	-	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	Apr 28
WARNING FOR THE UNDEAD I have just attended my own wake! Walking into the coffee bar this afternoon the entire bar stared at me, I thought I had shit on my shirt or somet...	757	17	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	Apr 22
World Hole Day Holes have been a part of our lives since life began, from humble cave dwellings Man (and women) have embraced these natural or man (or women) made or...	1,980	66	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	Apr 29
4th World Postal Services I simply needed to return a shirt; here things are not quite so simple if you live in a small village. A telephone call to the suppliers cost me 50...	1,423	35	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	15 hrs ago
Neighbors Mrs. Morbid from over the fence, tight leggings worn away between your more than ample thighs, you spew hatred, it’s a kid riding his bike, calm down...	1,344	37	1	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	Apr 25
The Enigma of Women Although I adore women, they are an enigma, no guide books or code breaking machines are yet capable of deciphering or understanding what these beauti...	1,702	63	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	7 hrs ago
A perfect start I arise, dress and stroll through the quiet crime free streets to the local coffee bar. Its only 6:30am and the sky twinkles with stars. We are...	1,262	32	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	Apr 27
Makeup tips for cheese As with any makeup a good foundation is required, my choice is the L’Oréal True match blendable foundation as its great with your cheeses oily or dry...	1,865	45	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	6 hrs ago
Returned From Exile A while back I was sent into exile for various crimes, mainly failing to attend a bipartisan think tank on global cooling as well as overuse of the w...	2,270	66	1	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	Apr 30
Have I made an evolutionary discovery? Like most people I have wall to wall carpeting inside my BBQ, I noticed that my Chicken (that was raised by cats) had been laying eggs on the carpet i...	893	21	0	May 2017	May 2017	Apr 21

The mystery of the false leg The false leg was found by Edna Mc Feckwit, a widow ever since her late husband passed away from choking on an oxtail bone shortly after WW2, she was...	2,154	90	0	May 2017	May 2017	Apr 28
Caught on my CCTV I have had a few anomalies and weird things happening in my house and gardens recently. A few were: Huge piles of dirty laundry discovered each...	1,430	31	0	May 2017	May 2017	Apr 26
Life can change in a second Yesterday I was attacked in my garden by a rabid butterfly, and at first I thought it was minor, but not long after the savage attack life seemed to c...	1,267	42	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	Apr 29
I love them They look wonderful, the scent and taste of utter perfection They glisten like a Pink rose dripping with morning dew They are warm to the touch...	1,617	53	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	Apr 27
The Apocalypse? Today is Friday, seems the dreaded apocalypse has come a few millennia earlier than expected:- Dr. Sassypants restricted me to one coffee a day (sh...	670	19	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	Apr 28
CS Romantic Picnic The scene, a quiet spot next to a babbling brook, dappled sun and shadows on the blanket, The sound of waves crashing in the distance, a picnic basket...	1,694	62	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	Apr 28
The Manopause We always hear about the female menopause, but never the manopause, normally between 40 and 65 years old its alleged that our testosterone levels drop...	1,235	34	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 24
Splinters are fabulous After a session of wood carving yesterday my hands were full of glorious splinters, long sharp shards of ancient olive wood embedded deep within my de...	1,128	31	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 27
Live discovered on Mars A North Korean spokesman announced the successful launch of their space explorer rocket, they proudly showed video footage of Dolphins and Tuna taken...	993	39	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 26
Capitalistic manipulation of the barbed wire & snake meat Industries. “The Illuminati have taken our livelihoods away” were the words of Mr. Sky Lukewalker the outspoken director of the Institute of Climate Studies at a...	707	18	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 26
Found Love in my Fridge While cleaning out my fridge looking for missing plates I found a large cabbage hidden behind ½ empty jars of green moldy stuff, at first I just place...	1,753	69	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	15 hrs ago

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