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Advice wanted:- I want to be a tramp or hobo

Due to circumstances that were probably under my control I have decided to become a man of the streets. There is a difference between tramp and hob...
855870Sep 24Oct 12Dec 10

Women…for Dummies

This short but concise guide will help men have a little more understanding on women and how to deal with them. Women have been around for a very l...
1,2711410Oct 2Oct 55 hrs ago

Politics for dummies

The word politics comes from the Greek word Politikos, basically something about Citizens and public life. Much has changed since men wore bath shee...
431580Sep 29Sep 2919 hrs ago

Shakespeare for Idiots, or non-readers

Romeo & Juliet- The modern version by William Mapshake At a nightclub in 1976 Romeo was doing his best to impress a bird he fancied called Julie, H...
249180Sep 26Sep 2723 hrs ago

Transitioning isnt just for snowflakes

Our liberal underlords have dictated that we can be any gender or variation of gender or trans to any variation of gender, perhaps for some it’s a rea...
968910Jul 13Jul 1312 hrs ago

The Wall

Having a large property that borders onto derelict homes and orchards is becoming a security risk; I am finding illegal animals coming over the bounda...
361200Jul 3Jul 38 hrs ago

Preparing for a date

We men have no idea what a woman goes through preparing for a date or even a simple coffee meet up, They spend time and money on hair, nails clothing...
1,6491201Nov 2016Jul 3Dec 10

The Human/Pie Genome Project

We have all probably eaten pies containing bits of human, now Scientists are combining human and pie DNA. A Dr.Gregg has managed to not only combin...
566350Mar 12Apr 10Dec 10

A Politically Correct Holiday

This time of year we remember those persons who are no longer viable; we welcome those newly viable persons to celebrate their first season to be joll...
792630Dec 2017Dec 20179 hrs ago

Am I a Hoarder?

During a recent conversation I was called a hoarder, I dont agree. A small example of what I have:- 2 fridge freezers, a beer fridge and a chest...
1,023810Oct 2017Dec 20172 hrs ago

How to maintain a woman

Women require constant maintenance and servicing, some handy information to get the best performance out of a woman is: Listen to her; she w...
1,9341491Nov 2017Dec 201710 hrs ago

Manspreading and the re-evaluation of sitting

Social justice busybodies and greedy public transport people are attempting to eradicate manspreading, its illegal in some countries including the USA...
1,179750Nov 2017Nov 20174 hrs ago

CS First blog in Klingon

qaStaHvIS qa' Hoch Segh je lalDan laj ghItlh blog pa' tlhIngan. Hoch relevant, Hoch bImejpa' asimilated, resitance 'Iqbogh. vaj transgender, pagh...
898450Nov 2017Nov 20174 hrs ago

Cheerleaders ate my Pony

Ever since I was knee high to a zebra I had always dreamed of owning a pony, a pony of my very own. I scrimped and saved for many decades working 7 jo...
913580Sep 2017Nov 201712 hrs ago

Laughable US Snowflakery

With the snowflake generation becoming more bizarre with their demands the world has become far too sensitive to these adult babies. Colleges have saf...
946660Oct 2017Nov 2017Dec 9

All Saints Day & Day Of The Dead

Today is All Saints day, everything is shut so that people can go to the cemetery to have a chat and remember the dead, plastic flowers are exchanged...
422230Nov 2017Nov 20173 hrs ago

Dr. Maps Advice - All Questions answered

Dr. Map is available to answer all your questions, from problem Bears in your garden, to tuning a Webber twin Carb, relationships and general woes and...
1,7771560Oct 2017Nov 20172 hrs ago

Man Flu- Its Real

I have had severe man flu for a couple of days, I was relieved to have actually woken up today. My will is up to date and the house keys have been le...
693500Oct 2017Oct 20176 hrs ago

Dating for the undatables

Gathered here and there are a bunch of diverse intelligent and not so intelligent beings, some are good looking most are not, some are just an outline...
1,042720Sep 2017Sep 201722 hrs ago

Love is just an Illusion

It’s becoming apparent that love is just an illusion. Love is a feeling and not a tangible substance, love is just signals in the brain, the brain sen...
1,9401340Sep 2017Sep 201712 hrs ago

Humans and Microchips

I’m not talking about small boxes of French fries shoved into your wrist, but microchips that can and are being inserted into human hands and in cases...
743450Sep 2017Sep 201711 hrs ago

Cyber Life

Most of us seem to live and socialise in cyber land, daily messages and now and again a telephone or skype call to show that there is a human on the o...
982580Sep 2017Sep 2017Dec 10

The CS Retro and Vintage Art Roadshow-Female bloggers edition

Things that some people consider older can be quite valuable and a great investment. Some valuables here are definitely worth looking at and invest...
1,775860Sep 2017Sep 20174 hrs ago

NewYorkcitylove

You should rather post these in the articles section, These are NOT blogs and no one will read them here. Thank you....
234-0Sep 2017Sep 2017Nov 29

WARNING FOR THE UNDEAD

I have just attended my own wake! Walking into the coffee bar this afternoon the entire bar stared at me, I thought I had shit on my shirt or somet...
392210Sep 2017Sep 2017Dec 9

World Hole Day

Holes have been a part of our lives since life began, from humble cave dwellings Man (and women) have embraced these natural or man (or women) made or...
1,141820Sep 2017Sep 201714 hrs ago

4th World Postal Services

I simply needed to return a shirt; here things are not quite so simple if you live in a small village. A telephone call to the suppliers cost me 50...
689540Aug 2017Aug 2017Dec 8

Neighbors

Mrs. Morbid from over the fence, tight leggings worn away between your more than ample thighs, you spew hatred, it’s a kid riding his bike, calm down...
780591Aug 2017Aug 201724 hrs ago

The Enigma of Women

Although I adore women, they are an enigma, no guide books or code breaking machines are yet capable of deciphering or understanding what these beauti...
1,037760Aug 2017Aug 2017Dec 10

Just had a hot steamy date

I saw her across the room, I couldn’t keep my eyes off of her, she came closer, I could smell her scent, I smiled, she seemed to smile back, my heart...
573360Aug 2017Aug 2017Dec 10

A perfect start

I arise, dress and stroll through the quiet crime free streets to the local coffee bar. Its only 6:30am and the sky twinkles with stars. We are...
687420Aug 2017Aug 201716 hrs ago

Makeup tips for cheese

As with any makeup a good foundation is required, my choice is the L’Oréal True match blendable foundation as its great with your cheeses oily or dry...
986640Aug 2017Aug 2017Dec 9

Returned From Exile

A while back I was sent into exile for various crimes, mainly failing to attend a bipartisan think tank on global cooling as well as overuse of the w...
1,451881Aug 2017Aug 201710 hrs ago

Have I made an evolutionary discovery?

Like most people I have wall to wall carpeting inside my BBQ, I noticed that my Chicken (that was raised by cats) had been laying eggs on the carpet i...
433270May 2017May 2017Dec 4

Plugholes

Plugholes are so underrated; almost all of us just ignore them unless trying to force a chunk of carrot or something equally sinister down the kitchen...
357190May 2017May 201723 hrs ago

The mystery of the false leg

The false leg was found by Edna Mc Feckwit, a widow ever since her late husband passed away from choking on an oxtail bone shortly after WW2, she was...
1,2711200May 2017May 20172 hrs ago

Caught on my CCTV

I have had a few anomalies and weird things happening in my house and gardens recently. A few were: Huge piles of dirty laundry discovered each...
676420May 2017May 2017Dec 7

Life can change in a second

Yesterday I was attacked in my garden by a rabid butterfly, and at first I thought it was minor, but not long after the savage attack life seemed to c...
665550Apr 2017Apr 201721 hrs ago

I love them

They look wonderful, the scent and taste of utter perfection They glisten like a Pink rose dripping with morning dew They are warm to the touch...
831630Apr 2017Apr 20175 hrs ago

The Apocalypse?

Today is Friday, seems the dreaded apocalypse has come a few millennia earlier than expected:- Dr. Sassypants restricted me to one coffee a day (sh...
361240Apr 2017Apr 2017Dec 10

CS Romantic Picnic

The scene, a quiet spot next to a babbling brook, dappled sun and shadows on the blanket, The sound of waves crashing in the distance, a picnic basket...
982820Apr 2017Apr 2017Dec 10

The Manopause

We always hear about the female menopause, but never the manopause, normally between 40 and 65 years old its alleged that our testosterone levels drop...
638530Mar 2017Mar 2017Dec 6

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