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A Politically Correct Holiday

This time of year we remember those persons who are no longer viable; we welcome those newly viable persons to celebrate their first season to be joll...
481630Dec 20Dec 21Jan 20

Am I a Hoarder?

During a recent conversation I was called a hoarder, I dont agree. A small example of what I have:- 2 fridge freezers, a beer fridge and a chest...
692810Oct 14Dec 11Jan 22

How to maintain a woman

Women require constant maintenance and servicing, some handy information to get the best performance out of a woman is: Listen to her; she w...
1,3231490Nov 7Dec 104 hrs ago

Manspreading and the re-evaluation of sitting

Social justice busybodies and greedy public transport people are attempting to eradicate manspreading, its illegal in some countries including the USA...
769750Nov 18Nov 29Jan 20

CS First blog in Klingon

qaStaHvIS qa' Hoch Segh je lalDan laj ghItlh blog pa' tlhIngan. Hoch relevant, Hoch bImejpa' asimilated, resitance 'Iqbogh. vaj transgender, pagh...
494450Nov 15Nov 1814 hrs ago

Cheerleaders ate my Pony

Ever since I was knee high to a zebra I had always dreamed of owning a pony, a pony of my very own. I scrimped and saved for many decades working 7 jo...
651580Sep 8Nov 919 hrs ago

Laughable US Snowflakery

With the snowflake generation becoming more bizarre with their demands the world has become far too sensitive to these adult babies. Colleges have saf...
728660Oct 23Nov 511 hrs ago

All Saints Day & Day Of The Dead

Today is All Saints day, everything is shut so that people can go to the cemetery to have a chat and remember the dead, plastic flowers are exchanged...
280230Nov 1Nov 12 hrs ago

Dr. Maps Advice - All Questions answered

Dr. Map is available to answer all your questions, from problem Bears in your garden, to tuning a Webber twin Carb, relationships and general woes and...
1,2591560Oct 27Nov 114 hrs ago

Man Flu- Its Real

I have had severe man flu for a couple of days, I was relieved to have actually woken up today. My will is up to date and the house keys have been le...
418500Oct 29Oct 30Jan 18

Dating for the undatables

Gathered here and there are a bunch of diverse intelligent and not so intelligent beings, some are good looking most are not, some are just an outline...
757720Sep 27Sep 29Jan 18

Love is just an Illusion

It’s becoming apparent that love is just an illusion. Love is a feeling and not a tangible substance, love is just signals in the brain, the brain sen...
1,4861340Sep 17Sep 2413 hrs ago

Humans and Microchips

I’m not talking about small boxes of French fries shoved into your wrist, but microchips that can and are being inserted into human hands and in cases...
500450Sep 21Sep 21Jan 20

Cyber Life

Most of us seem to live and socialise in cyber land, daily messages and now and again a telephone or skype call to show that there is a human on the o...
758580Sep 14Sep 15Jan 20

The CS Retro and Vintage Art Roadshow-Female bloggers edition

Things that some people consider older can be quite valuable and a great investment. Some valuables here are definitely worth looking at and invest...
1,478860Sep 11Sep 132 mins ago

NewYorkcitylove

You should rather post these in the articles section, These are NOT blogs and no one will read them here. Thank you....
128-0Sep 13Sep 13Jan 21

WARNING FOR THE UNDEAD

I have just attended my own wake! Walking into the coffee bar this afternoon the entire bar stared at me, I thought I had shit on my shirt or somet...
287210Sep 10Sep 11Jan 21

World Hole Day

Holes have been a part of our lives since life began, from humble cave dwellings Man (and women) have embraced these natural or man (or women) made or...
834820Sep 2Sep 3Jan 12

4th World Postal Services

I simply needed to return a shirt; here things are not quite so simple if you live in a small village. A telephone call to the suppliers cost me 50...
470540Aug 30Aug 30Jan 21

Neighbors

Mrs. Morbid from over the fence, tight leggings worn away between your more than ample thighs, you spew hatred, it’s a kid riding his bike, calm down...
596591Aug 26Aug 277 hrs ago

The Enigma of Women

Although I adore women, they are an enigma, no guide books or code breaking machines are yet capable of deciphering or understanding what these beauti...
891760Aug 21Aug 23Jan 21

Just had a hot steamy date

I saw her across the room, I couldn’t keep my eyes off of her, she came closer, I could smell her scent, I smiled, she seemed to smile back, my heart...
450360Aug 21Aug 22Jan 18

A perfect start

I arise, dress and stroll through the quiet crime free streets to the local coffee bar. Its only 6:30am and the sky twinkles with stars. We are...
526420Aug 20Aug 20Jan 22

Makeup tips for cheese

As with any makeup a good foundation is required, my choice is the L’Oréal True match blendable foundation as its great with your cheeses oily or dry...
711640Aug 18Aug 192 hrs ago

Returned From Exile

A while back I was sent into exile for various crimes, mainly failing to attend a bipartisan think tank on global cooling as well as overuse of the w...
1,192881Aug 11Aug 13Jan 20

Have I made an evolutionary discovery?

Like most people I have wall to wall carpeting inside my BBQ, I noticed that my Chicken (that was raised by cats) had been laying eggs on the carpet i...
336270May 23May 24Jan 20

Plugholes

Plugholes are so underrated; almost all of us just ignore them unless trying to force a chunk of carrot or something equally sinister down the kitchen...
253190May 2017May 2017Dec 28

The mystery of the false leg

The false leg was found by Edna Mc Feckwit, a widow ever since her late husband passed away from choking on an oxtail bone shortly after WW2, she was...
1,0761200May 2017May 20179 hrs ago

Caught on my CCTV

I have had a few anomalies and weird things happening in my house and gardens recently. A few were: Huge piles of dirty laundry discovered each...
469420May 2017May 2017Jan 21

Life can change in a second

Yesterday I was attacked in my garden by a rabid butterfly, and at first I thought it was minor, but not long after the savage attack life seemed to c...
560550Apr 2017Apr 201717 hrs ago

I love them

They look wonderful, the scent and taste of utter perfection They glisten like a Pink rose dripping with morning dew They are warm to the touch...
697630Apr 2017Apr 201710 hrs ago

The Apocalypse?

Today is Friday, seems the dreaded apocalypse has come a few millennia earlier than expected:- Dr. Sassypants restricted me to one coffee a day (sh...
279240Apr 2017Apr 2017Dec 20

CS Romantic Picnic

The scene, a quiet spot next to a babbling brook, dappled sun and shadows on the blanket, The sound of waves crashing in the distance, a picnic basket...
840820Apr 2017Apr 2017Jan 18

The Manopause

We always hear about the female menopause, but never the manopause, normally between 40 and 65 years old its alleged that our testosterone levels drop...
520530Mar 2017Mar 2017Jan 20

Splinters are fabulous

After a session of wood carving yesterday my hands were full of glorious splinters, long sharp shards of ancient olive wood embedded deep within my de...
425490Mar 2017Mar 2017Jan 13

Live discovered on Mars

A North Korean spokesman announced the successful launch of their space explorer rocket, they proudly showed video footage of Dolphins and Tuna taken...
511480Mar 2017Mar 2017Jan 13

Capitalistic manipulation of the barbed wire & snake meat Industries.

“The Illuminati have taken our livelihoods away” were the words of Mr. Sky Lukewalker the outspoken director of the Institute of Climate Studies at a...
343270Mar 2017Mar 2017Jan 11

Found Love in my Fridge

While cleaning out my fridge looking for missing plates I found a large cabbage hidden behind ½ empty jars of green moldy stuff, at first I just place...
8511050Mar 2017Mar 2017Jan 19

Curtains

Curtains have been around since the Roman times, they were originally called toga's as the Romans wore them, at night when they fancied intercourse or...
631780Mar 2017Mar 20174 hrs ago

Our brains are Internet browsers

Our puny human brains are very similar to a computer’s hard drive and our thoughts are like an Internet browser. We often have far too many tabs op...
646640Mar 2017Mar 2017Jan 21

Nursery Rhymes Updated

Little Hood Redding Ride So this skank named Red Hooding Ride wanted to check her grandma’s house for crack money, she got out of her t...
726770Mar 2017Mar 2017Jan 13

International Womens Day

Today is International womens day, originally celebrated as Women's working day in 1909. This years theme is "Be bold for change" On behalf of all...
907971Mar 2017Mar 2017Jan 13

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