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Transitioning isnt just for snowflakes

Our liberal underlords have dictated that we can be any gender or variation of gender or trans to any variation of gender, perhaps for some it’s a rea...
751910Jul 13Jul 1339 mins ago

The Wall

Having a large property that borders onto derelict homes and orchards is becoming a security risk; I am finding illegal animals coming over the bounda...
267200Jul 3Jul 39 hrs ago

Preparing for a date

We men have no idea what a woman goes through preparing for a date or even a simple coffee meet up, They spend time and money on hair, nails clothing...
1,4581201Nov 2016Jul 310 hrs ago

The Human/Pie Genome Project

We have all probably eaten pies containing bits of human, now Scientists are combining human and pie DNA. A Dr.Gregg has managed to not only combin...
400350Mar 12Apr 1016 hrs ago

A Politically Correct Holiday

This time of year we remember those persons who are no longer viable; we welcome those newly viable persons to celebrate their first season to be joll...
606630Dec 20Dec 2119 hrs ago

Am I a Hoarder?

During a recent conversation I was called a hoarder, I dont agree. A small example of what I have:- 2 fridge freezers, a beer fridge and a chest...
825810Oct 2017Dec 11Jul 13

How to maintain a woman

Women require constant maintenance and servicing, some handy information to get the best performance out of a woman is: Listen to her; she w...
1,6641491Nov 2017Dec 101 hrs ago

Manspreading and the re-evaluation of sitting

Social justice busybodies and greedy public transport people are attempting to eradicate manspreading, its illegal in some countries including the USA...
918750Nov 18Nov 298 hrs ago

CS First blog in Klingon

qaStaHvIS qa' Hoch Segh je lalDan laj ghItlh blog pa' tlhIngan. Hoch relevant, Hoch bImejpa' asimilated, resitance 'Iqbogh. vaj transgender, pagh...
629450Nov 2017Nov 1824 hrs ago

Cheerleaders ate my Pony

Ever since I was knee high to a zebra I had always dreamed of owning a pony, a pony of my very own. I scrimped and saved for many decades working 7 jo...
752580Sep 2017Nov 201716 hrs ago

Laughable US Snowflakery

With the snowflake generation becoming more bizarre with their demands the world has become far too sensitive to these adult babies. Colleges have saf...
826660Oct 2017Nov 2017Jul 14

All Saints Day & Day Of The Dead

Today is All Saints day, everything is shut so that people can go to the cemetery to have a chat and remember the dead, plastic flowers are exchanged...
335230Nov 2017Nov 201720 hrs ago

Dr. Maps Advice - All Questions answered

Dr. Map is available to answer all your questions, from problem Bears in your garden, to tuning a Webber twin Carb, relationships and general woes and...
1,4521560Oct 2017Nov 201712 hrs ago

Man Flu- Its Real

I have had severe man flu for a couple of days, I was relieved to have actually woken up today. My will is up to date and the house keys have been le...
531500Oct 2017Oct 2017Jul 13

Dating for the undatables

Gathered here and there are a bunch of diverse intelligent and not so intelligent beings, some are good looking most are not, some are just an outline...
861720Sep 2017Sep 2017Jul 13

Love is just an Illusion

It’s becoming apparent that love is just an illusion. Love is a feeling and not a tangible substance, love is just signals in the brain, the brain sen...
1,6571340Sep 2017Sep 2017Jul 14

Humans and Microchips

I’m not talking about small boxes of French fries shoved into your wrist, but microchips that can and are being inserted into human hands and in cases...
625450Sep 2017Sep 2017Jul 13

Cyber Life

Most of us seem to live and socialise in cyber land, daily messages and now and again a telephone or skype call to show that there is a human on the o...
856580Sep 2017Sep 2017Jul 14

The CS Retro and Vintage Art Roadshow-Female bloggers edition

Things that some people consider older can be quite valuable and a great investment. Some valuables here are definitely worth looking at and invest...
1,615860Sep 2017Sep 20179 hrs ago

NewYorkcitylove

You should rather post these in the articles section, These are NOT blogs and no one will read them here. Thank you....
179-0Sep 2017Sep 2017Jul 13

WARNING FOR THE UNDEAD

I have just attended my own wake! Walking into the coffee bar this afternoon the entire bar stared at me, I thought I had shit on my shirt or somet...
333210Sep 2017Sep 2017Jul 14

World Hole Day

Holes have been a part of our lives since life began, from humble cave dwellings Man (and women) have embraced these natural or man (or women) made or...
974820Sep 2017Sep 20174 hrs ago

4th World Postal Services

I simply needed to return a shirt; here things are not quite so simple if you live in a small village. A telephone call to the suppliers cost me 50...
571540Aug 2017Aug 20171 hrs ago

Neighbors

Mrs. Morbid from over the fence, tight leggings worn away between your more than ample thighs, you spew hatred, it’s a kid riding his bike, calm down...
678591Aug 2017Aug 20173 hrs ago

The Enigma of Women

Although I adore women, they are an enigma, no guide books or code breaking machines are yet capable of deciphering or understanding what these beauti...
944760Aug 2017Aug 2017Jul 12

Just had a hot steamy date

I saw her across the room, I couldn’t keep my eyes off of her, she came closer, I could smell her scent, I smiled, she seemed to smile back, my heart...
504360Aug 2017Aug 201716 hrs ago

A perfect start

I arise, dress and stroll through the quiet crime free streets to the local coffee bar. Its only 6:30am and the sky twinkles with stars. We are...
590420Aug 2017Aug 20172 hrs ago

Makeup tips for cheese

As with any makeup a good foundation is required, my choice is the L’Oréal True match blendable foundation as its great with your cheeses oily or dry...
822640Aug 2017Aug 201717 hrs ago

Returned From Exile

A while back I was sent into exile for various crimes, mainly failing to attend a bipartisan think tank on global cooling as well as overuse of the w...
1,286881Aug 2017Aug 20175 hrs ago

Have I made an evolutionary discovery?

Like most people I have wall to wall carpeting inside my BBQ, I noticed that my Chicken (that was raised by cats) had been laying eggs on the carpet i...
374270May 2017May 2017Jul 14

Plugholes

Plugholes are so underrated; almost all of us just ignore them unless trying to force a chunk of carrot or something equally sinister down the kitchen...
282190May 2017May 20178 mins ago

The mystery of the false leg

The false leg was found by Edna Mc Feckwit, a widow ever since her late husband passed away from choking on an oxtail bone shortly after WW2, she was...
1,1581200May 2017May 20174 hrs ago

Caught on my CCTV

I have had a few anomalies and weird things happening in my house and gardens recently. A few were: Huge piles of dirty laundry discovered each...
543420May 2017May 2017Jul 13

Life can change in a second

Yesterday I was attacked in my garden by a rabid butterfly, and at first I thought it was minor, but not long after the savage attack life seemed to c...
606550Apr 2017Apr 201719 hrs ago

I love them

They look wonderful, the scent and taste of utter perfection They glisten like a Pink rose dripping with morning dew They are warm to the touch...
750630Apr 2017Apr 2017Jul 13

The Apocalypse?

Today is Friday, seems the dreaded apocalypse has come a few millennia earlier than expected:- Dr. Sassypants restricted me to one coffee a day (sh...
313240Apr 2017Apr 2017Jul 13

CS Romantic Picnic

The scene, a quiet spot next to a babbling brook, dappled sun and shadows on the blanket, The sound of waves crashing in the distance, a picnic basket...
891820Apr 2017Apr 2017Jul 12

The Manopause

We always hear about the female menopause, but never the manopause, normally between 40 and 65 years old its alleged that our testosterone levels drop...
567530Mar 2017Mar 2017Jul 15

Splinters are fabulous

After a session of wood carving yesterday my hands were full of glorious splinters, long sharp shards of ancient olive wood embedded deep within my de...
480490Mar 2017Mar 2017Jul 14

Live discovered on Mars

A North Korean spokesman announced the successful launch of their space explorer rocket, they proudly showed video footage of Dolphins and Tuna taken...
534480Mar 2017Mar 2017Jul 9

Capitalistic manipulation of the barbed wire & snake meat Industries.

“The Illuminati have taken our livelihoods away” were the words of Mr. Sky Lukewalker the outspoken director of the Institute of Climate Studies at a...
371270Mar 2017Mar 2017Jul 12

Found Love in my Fridge

While cleaning out my fridge looking for missing plates I found a large cabbage hidden behind ½ empty jars of green moldy stuff, at first I just place...
9091050Mar 2017Mar 2017Jul 14

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