Cheerleaders ate my Pony

Ever since I was knee high to a zebra I had always dreamed of owning a pony, a pony of my very own. I scrimped and saved for many decades working 7 jobs at once; I sewed buttons on zipless jackets for 10 hours a day and worked as a plate washer at a major Burger chain.

Finally the day arrived, I had a paddock, a warm comfortable stable and a little rake all ready, Boomslang my pony was a reality.

We laughed and watched TV; we shared our meals and became the best of friends, his little grin always brightened up the cold dark days of winter.

One day a minibus of lost cheerleaders came by, they were cold and wet and in need of warmth, I invited them into the stable, they soon removed their skimpy wet outfits and warmed themselves in the hay. I offered hot cocoa and egg sandwiches and they gulped it all down and settled down to sleep.

I had a job down the coal mines before my hours at the cotton mills and left them under the care of my pony Boomslang.

I returned after my 78 hour shift ready for to ride Boomy around whilst I giggled uncontrollably and what greeted me will haunt me for the rest of my life, The cheerleaders had gone and the remains of my pony still glowed in the embers of a fire, his bones cleared of meat littered the stable, my bottle of Mayonnaise was also empty, Boomslang was gone, so were my dreams.

We all have dreams, or work hard towards achieving something, karma can strike and ruin them in an instant, but we can simply start again, after all dreams can be achieved with hard work and time.

Say whatever you want, just not that stuff that's dominating this place.
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wow wow i just hope they did not make vid of pony crying crying crying
Reddy, I doubt it, Ive scoured Youtube and just saw a movie on chipped beef and white gravy, it was the most horrible video Ive ever seen, nothing posted about my poor boomslang being consumed.
wow so glad of dat mr Mappygrin

But good to share eggie sandwiches with friends peace
Can anyone think of a comment to post on a blog such as this which is not totally about anything but the blog itself?
nope roll eyes laugh
I think you are making a big mistake here. You were gone for 78 hours so could have been alliens or marauders. A bunch of cheerleaders can attract all kinds of creatures. Maybe they had to run for their lives and now you accuse the poor girls of eating your pony. I suspect you did not investigate it properly. scold
ekself could just be old roman bones or chicken bones laugh laugh
Boomslang??????????????

You named your pony Boomslang??????????????????

wow
Redex...yes or maybe cheerleader bones. Think Map has something against cheerleaders. I think we must all stand up fot cheerleaders around the world who get wrongfully accused just because a pony went missing.
OOOHHHH i am slow these days the vultures i am about to burn at the steak grin vulture sanrnies between friends laugh laugh
I will be a cheer leader cheering cheering cheering
Molly you are brilliant....completely forgot about the feminists who must hate the idea of any woman being a cheerleader.
To me, you women on here sound like a bunch of desperate housewives trying to interpret the modern art your husbands left for you to find in the form of skid marks on the backside of their underpants while doing the laundry.

dunno
This is the kind of dream only Freud is equipped to interpret. uh oh help
Tennet? I can guarantee you, he'd be laundering his own skidmarks wine
Seven jobs indeed doh you can't fool us professor you're just trying to hide the fact you're a headline writer for The Sun newspaper laugh
Z, he'd get plenty of headlines here laugh
...it`s a fine line, between a dream and a nightmare....uh oh
Neigh, Viking grin
Tenner, no repentance here babe.

Go to a god blog if you want that devil
... and I thought Patrick did a good job. Alas... mumbling
-viking

True. I suspect that the pony loved all the attention it got before becoming bush meat. Who knows? Very possible I say. roll eyes
...bush-meat....hmmmmm....grin yeah, probably what it was.....smitten
Oh well, you'll know for next time- eat the cheerleaders first. The coal mine people will understand, they're used to it.
i am very sorry for your loss, Map... moping
Had I know, my last words should never been spoken.
cheering cheering cheering cheering cheering
(your blog about female maintenance and my comment about
Cheerleading managers) sad flower
was he a quick one map
JJ, He was fast, he was the son of Shergar, I miss him.
Annanda, Yours sounded more twisted than mine, perhaps I should have used Llama instead of pony...who knows.
hug
I think you're right, Map, about my version of story, not the poor Lhama.
Or we may be both twisted, you and me. hug
Annanda, Its not twisted its called an overactive imagination, in my case caused by enough caffeine to power a small town and a somewhat bizarre mind.hug
Molly hug In a world of hatehug and pain, with evilhug everywhere, to share a hug with someone shows kindness andhug compassion, affection and warmthhug , My heart is heavy at timeshug so I sharehug with all.kiss bouquet hug
I was told I was using too many emoticons there mumbling
Yes Molly, they did, you were able to show utter contempt for my calm, caring niceness simply by using the maximum emoticon allowed, I even saw the bits of carrot..metaphorically speaking.

(No hug zone)

Embedded image from another site
Anna, are you actually Brazilian?
Your English is so good, I presumed you were a native speaker living there
Well done
Continue hugging if you wish, I shall just look away snooty
laugh
Hey, Molly,
I wish I could attach your comment to my resumé! love
I loved it! Thanks hug
Yes, I'm Brazilian, born and raised here. I lived a few years abroad, but Europeans didn't want me there for good and I had to come backmoping
Perhaps I'm a English soul trapped in a Brazilian body. I'm a transcitizen! People should be more understanding of us, transcitizens, no one ever talks about us, they just look away. crying
Anna, I won't look away from you, but I won't hug you every post either laugh
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