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Women…for DummiesThis short but concise guide will help men have a little more understanding on women and how to deal with them. Women have been around for a very l... | 2,833 | 104 | 0 | Oct 2018 | Oct 2018 | Apr 25 |
Politics for dummiesThe word politics comes from the Greek word Politikos, basically something about Citizens and public life. Much has changed since men wore bath shee... | 1,233 | 43 | 0 | Sep 2018 | Sep 2018 | 6 hrs ago |
Shakespeare for Idiots, or non-readersRomeo & Juliet- The modern version by William Mapshake At a nightclub in 1976 Romeo was doing his best to impress a bird he fancied called Julie, H... | 748 | 17 | 0 | Sep 2018 | Sep 2018 | Apr 20 |
The WallHaving a large property that borders onto derelict homes and orchards is becoming a security risk; I am finding illegal animals coming over the bounda... | 1,053 | 12 | 0 | Jul 2018 | Jul 2018 | 32 mins ago |
The Human/Pie Genome ProjectWe have all probably eaten pies containing bits of human, now Scientists are combining human and pie DNA. A Dr.Gregg has managed to not only combin... | 1,366 | 24 | 0 | Mar 2018 | Apr 2018 | Apr 22 |
A Politically Correct HolidayThis time of year we remember those persons who are no longer viable; we welcome those newly viable persons to celebrate their first season to be joll... | 2,062 | 44 | 0 | Dec 2017 | Dec 2017 | 4 hrs ago |
Manspreading and the re-evaluation of sittingSocial justice busybodies and greedy public transport people are attempting to eradicate manspreading, its illegal in some countries including the USA... | 2,400 | 62 | 0 | Nov 2017 | Nov 2017 | 33 mins ago |
CS First blog in KlingonqaStaHvIS qa' Hoch Segh je lalDan laj ghItlh blog pa' tlhIngan. Hoch relevant, Hoch bImejpa' asimilated, resitance 'Iqbogh. vaj transgender, pagh... | 2,088 | 34 | 0 | Nov 2017 | Nov 2017 | 15 hrs ago |
How to maintain a womanWomen require constant maintenance and servicing, some handy information to get the best performance out of a woman is: Listen to her; she w... | 3,534 | 105 | 1 | Nov 2017 | Dec 2017 | Apr 25 |
All Saints Day & Day Of The DeadToday is All Saints day, everything is shut so that people can go to the cemetery to have a chat and remember the dead, plastic flowers are exchanged... | 1,012 | 20 | 0 | Nov 2017 | Nov 2017 | Apr 22 |
Man Flu- Its RealI have had severe man flu for a couple of days, I was relieved to have actually woken up today. My will is up to date and the house keys have been le... | 1,747 | 42 | 0 | Oct 2017 | Oct 2017 | 22 hrs ago |
Dr. Maps Advice - All Questions answeredDr. Map is available to answer all your questions, from problem Bears in your garden, to tuning a Webber twin Carb, relationships and general woes and... | 3,414 | 110 | 0 | Oct 2017 | Nov 2017 | 5 hrs ago |
Laughable US SnowflakeryWith the snowflake generation becoming more bizarre with their demands the world has become far too sensitive to these adult babies. Colleges have saf... | 1,918 | 42 | 0 | Oct 2017 | Nov 2017 | Apr 25 |
Am I a Hoarder?During a recent conversation I was called a hoarder, I dont agree. A small example of what I have:- 2 fridge freezers, a beer fridge and a chest... | 2,196 | 70 | 0 | Oct 2017 | Dec 2017 | 9 hrs ago |
Dating for the undatablesGathered here and there are a bunch of diverse intelligent and not so intelligent beings, some are good looking most are not, some are just an outline... | 2,125 | 58 | 0 | Sep 2017 | Sep 2017 | 20 mins ago |
Humans and MicrochipsI’m not talking about small boxes of French fries shoved into your wrist, but microchips that can and are being inserted into human hands and in cases... | 1,582 | 37 | 0 | Sep 2017 | Sep 2017 | 11 hrs ago |
Love is just an IllusionIt’s becoming apparent that love is just an illusion. Love is a feeling and not a tangible substance, love is just signals in the brain, the brain sen... | 3,599 | 82 | 0 | Sep 2017 | Sep 2017 | 22 hrs ago |
Cyber LifeMost of us seem to live and socialise in cyber land, daily messages and now and again a telephone or skype call to show that there is a human on the o... | 1,827 | 46 | 0 | Sep 2017 | Sep 2017 | 5 hrs ago |
NewYorkcityloveYou should rather post these in the articles section, These are NOT blogs and no one will read them here. Thank you.... | 590 | - | 0 | Sep 2017 | Sep 2017 | Apr 22 |
The CS Retro and Vintage Art Roadshow-Female bloggers editionThings that some people consider older can be quite valuable and a great investment. Some valuables here are definitely worth looking at and invest... | 2,733 | 76 | 0 | Sep 2017 | Sep 2017 | 13 hrs ago |
WARNING FOR THE UNDEADI have just attended my own wake! Walking into the coffee bar this afternoon the entire bar stared at me, I thought I had shit on my shirt or somet... | 757 | 17 | 0 | Sep 2017 | Sep 2017 | Apr 22 |
Cheerleaders ate my PonyEver since I was knee high to a zebra I had always dreamed of owning a pony, a pony of my very own. I scrimped and saved for many decades working 7 jo... | 1,649 | 44 | 0 | Sep 2017 | Nov 2017 | 9 hrs ago |
World Hole DayHoles have been a part of our lives since life began, from humble cave dwellings Man (and women) have embraced these natural or man (or women) made or... | 1,978 | 66 | 0 | Sep 2017 | Sep 2017 | Apr 24 |
4th World Postal ServicesI simply needed to return a shirt; here things are not quite so simple if you live in a small village. A telephone call to the suppliers cost me 50... | 1,421 | 35 | 0 | Aug 2017 | Aug 2017 | 10 hrs ago |
NeighborsMrs. Morbid from over the fence, tight leggings worn away between your more than ample thighs, you spew hatred, it’s a kid riding his bike, calm down... | 1,344 | 37 | 1 | Aug 2017 | Aug 2017 | 23 hrs ago |
The Enigma of WomenAlthough I adore women, they are an enigma, no guide books or code breaking machines are yet capable of deciphering or understanding what these beauti... | 1,697 | 63 | 0 | Aug 2017 | Aug 2017 | 17 hrs ago |
A perfect startI arise, dress and stroll through the quiet crime free streets to the local coffee bar. Its only 6:30am and the sky twinkles with stars. We are... | 1,260 | 32 | 0 | Aug 2017 | Aug 2017 | 13 hrs ago |
Makeup tips for cheeseAs with any makeup a good foundation is required, my choice is the L’Oréal True match blendable foundation as its great with your cheeses oily or dry... | 1,861 | 45 | 0 | Aug 2017 | Aug 2017 | 23 hrs ago |
Returned From ExileA while back I was sent into exile for various crimes, mainly failing to attend a bipartisan think tank on global cooling as well as overuse of the w... | 2,266 | 66 | 1 | Aug 2017 | Aug 2017 | Apr 24 |
Have I made an evolutionary discovery?Like most people I have wall to wall carpeting inside my BBQ, I noticed that my Chicken (that was raised by cats) had been laying eggs on the carpet i... | 893 | 21 | 0 | May 2017 | May 2017 | Apr 21 |
The mystery of the false legThe false leg was found by Edna Mc Feckwit, a widow ever since her late husband passed away from choking on an oxtail bone shortly after WW2, she was... | 2,150 | 90 | 0 | May 2017 | May 2017 | 18 hrs ago |
Caught on my CCTVI have had a few anomalies and weird things happening in my house and gardens recently. A few were: Huge piles of dirty laundry discovered each... | 1,429 | 31 | 0 | May 2017 | May 2017 | Apr 25 |
Life can change in a secondYesterday I was attacked in my garden by a rabid butterfly, and at first I thought it was minor, but not long after the savage attack life seemed to c... | 1,265 | 42 | 0 | Apr 2017 | Apr 2017 | Apr 25 |
I love themThey look wonderful, the scent and taste of utter perfection They glisten like a Pink rose dripping with morning dew They are warm to the touch... | 1,613 | 53 | 0 | Apr 2017 | Apr 2017 | 40 mins ago |
The Apocalypse?Today is Friday, seems the dreaded apocalypse has come a few millennia earlier than expected:- Dr. Sassypants restricted me to one coffee a day (sh... | 668 | 19 | 0 | Apr 2017 | Apr 2017 | Apr 22 |
CS Romantic PicnicThe scene, a quiet spot next to a babbling brook, dappled sun and shadows on the blanket, The sound of waves crashing in the distance, a picnic basket... | 1,690 | 62 | 0 | Apr 2017 | Apr 2017 | 22 hrs ago |
Splinters are fabulousAfter a session of wood carving yesterday my hands were full of glorious splinters, long sharp shards of ancient olive wood embedded deep within my de... | 1,127 | 31 | 0 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 | 4 hrs ago |
The ManopauseWe always hear about the female menopause, but never the manopause, normally between 40 and 65 years old its alleged that our testosterone levels drop... | 1,235 | 34 | 0 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 | Apr 24 |
Live discovered on MarsA North Korean spokesman announced the successful launch of their space explorer rocket, they proudly showed video footage of Dolphins and Tuna taken... | 993 | 39 | 0 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 | 4 hrs ago |
Capitalistic manipulation of the barbed wire & snake meat Industries.“The Illuminati have taken our livelihoods away” were the words of Mr. Sky Lukewalker the outspoken director of the Institute of Climate Studies at a... | 707 | 18 | 0 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 | 50 mins ago |
Found Love in my FridgeWhile cleaning out my fridge looking for missing plates I found a large cabbage hidden behind ½ empty jars of green moldy stuff, at first I just place... | 1,752 | 69 | 0 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 | 21 hrs ago |
CurtainsCurtains have been around since the Roman times, they were originally called toga's as the Romans wore them, at night when they fancied intercourse or... | 1,859 | 63 | 0 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 | 21 hrs ago |
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