Capitalistic manipulation of the barbed wire & snake meat Industries.
“The Illuminati have taken our livelihoods away” were the words of Mr. Sky Lukewalker the outspoken director of the Institute of Climate Studies at a news conference called after new revelations in the supposed climate change were discovered.The panel of eminent scientists had concluded that global warming only occurred during the day and cooled at night. The 30 billion dollar Project was under investigation by the FBI as whistle blowers had reported the cash had been spent on a Barbed wire factory as well as to import snakes from the Far East in an attempt to fill a vacuum in the canned meat industry.
Having been shut down by glorified members of the Elite class the factories had closed with the loss of 19 jobs; however within days of the factories closing they had re-opened under new ownership.
The Illuminati spokesman Gerald Peniwhacker the 3rd stated that the barbed wire and snake meat canning industries were controlled by the George Foreman Grill company and therefore off limits to Scientists and anyone else.
Mr. Lukewalker now fears for his life and with a mullet hairdo disguise lives in a trailer park with his wife and adult children growing potatoes and cooking crack cocaine to make ends meet.
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A well known industry in Brazil is under investigation about rottened meat being used in addition with beef and sold to many suppliers around the globe, Jamaica being one of them.
As a result our government had removed all tinned beef off all supermarket shelves pending further investigation.
Hot dogs:- All hot dogs contain a minimum of 35% real dog, its a trademark issue from the old days, when the dogs were left in the sun, became hot and then consumed in a long thin sausage case, disguised with fried onions and ketchup to mask the taste of dog.
I think the illuminati causes the sun to get hot thus making humans over heated whilst summer is approaching.
I also heard that the illuminati is responsible for taking the canine teeth from the hot dogs and implanting them in the human mouth making tearing very easy for us.
I didnt know that about canine teeth, I thought they used them to make venetian blinds, CS is an education.
Your study is on a very wide spectrum, the canine teeth from the dogs I thought that they were only placed in humans now further studies show that not only are they used to make venetian blinds but they are also used to make special bullets for guns made by the illuminati group.
I think I will disregard the tin beef for awhile and go for the snake meat because the illuminati had put rottened meat in my tin beef as a matter a fact I have beef sitting in my cupboard that I dare not use.
You are right, I will. I wonder if cats eat that kinda thing?
Prof, I have Spanish cats, they eat beef, metal, cardboard and tyres, so I assume your cats may enjoy a bit of tainted tinned beef.
I haven't eaten there.
Mappy, sometimes I find myself wondering how serious your blogs really are.
Biffy, My blogs are twofold, bizarre and serious!, however most people dont actually read the whole blog so the subject changes drastically after a few comments.
Rough, Its a risk we take when buying supermarket food or eating takeaways, or in Restaurants, I suppose that not overthinking and buying/eating at places we hope are not tainting our food is the way to go.