Here is a list of Comedy Blogs. A Blog is a journal you may enter about your life, thoughts, interesting experiences, or lessons you've learned. Post an opinion, impart words of wisdom, or talk about something interesting in your day. Update your blog on a regular basis, or just whenever you have something to say. Creating a blog is a good way to share something of yourself with others. Reading blogs is a good way to learn more about others. Click here to post a blog.
Date
I had a date last night, it was great, tomorrow I'll try a grape.
Love Notes
I sent my new girlfriend a drawn love note I made with my ipad. She replied "awww how sweet". I told her that I actually drew it with my p*nis. She asked "why is the font so thin?"
Fact Of The Day
When you sit on a toilet in the city, your butt is connected to a network of other butts citywide
Losing the will to live........
It appears that the men on the island that i live have certain category's It goes as follows. They are married .so they only want sex. They are engaged so they only want sex They have girlfriends but want more sex. If they are single which i
Its Bad Driving Where I Live
You got to watch out for the pieces of road in the potholes
Fleeing to Russia...
New news about the 'Merchant of Death' arms dealer Viktor Bout who was recently traded with Russia for the release of Brittney Griner. It's reported he sent a telegram to Donald Trump asking him to flee to Russia to escape the charges in New York tha
Can You Believe It?
My neighbor came over banging and screaming at my door at 3 am this morning. Can you believe the nerve. Fortunately for him I was still up playing my drums
Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997
NEW YORK, NY — District Attorney Alvin Bragg is reportedly set to indict Trump this coming Tuesday for the removal of a mattress tag back in 1997. According to sources, new evidence was discovered in the mattress tag cold case by grizzled Detective H
hunting the gowk
Hope no one pranks you too badly
For the first time ever,.......
[image not available]
Funnies
Monkeys relax, eat, play, sleep and have sex like crazy ... I was wondering ... why the hell did we evolve ?! -------------------------------- ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? WITNESS: He
So
I said to the wife "well if I'm so bald, how do you explain that long dark curly hair?" She replied "your a** don't count"
If a tree falls in a forest...
We don't need to get philosophical about it. It makes a sound. It does. Do you need to see webcam video as proof? It makes a sound and that's my final answer!
The clairvoyant knows
A very dear friend of mine consulted a fortune-teller or a clairvoyant yesterday as the uncertainty of the globe put her into a very nervous state. Well she said the lady told her that the current state of affairs is similar as to when a passenger s
X files
A new analysis of samples collected from a Wuhan seafood market has suggested for the first time a concrete link between some of the wild animals being illegally sold there and the origins of the COVID-19 pandemic, The Atlantic reported on Thursday.
What I don't like about been single
I've no-one to pick my bad mood out on, with Anyone in the mood for taking, stick
Knock knock...
https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/257853437_4398572486905464_7470741183113840404_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=4bZKwWtTswkAX8VWmYO&tn=hm4k_SI3nl2wpTBM&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=380b2ee30aac844ba472b2837b310
lol
My wife said to me "look at our new neighbors. See the way he holds her, the way he kisses her. How come you don't do that?" I said "because I don't know her well enough".
I am I am ......i think I am :)
One of the good days it was today.... a day of light and happiness no shadow formed against me shall prosper... ....and if you say what to that then I say do they speak English is what mother clucker..... Again a jok
Words That End in AN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gRZphKc4kg
A parrot or a dog??????
A parrot or a dog a parrot reports and shites on command......A dog stays with you for life accepts you 4 you and is as loyal as.....well if your a dog lover you'll know........
:)
A man goes to bed one night and falls asleep. The next thing he knows, he is standing at the gates of heaven with St. Peter. He says "where am I?" St Peter replies "you died and you are at the gates of heaven. The man replied "omg no, I can't be dead
Aliens amongst us!
They abduct us at night probe us and implant microchips in our azzes how bizarre there leader is a red faced chucky doll called Donald trump....... And they put Prozac in the water to distract our minds from the government's hidden
Teenage Umbilical Cord
https://scontent.fosu2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/87415136_3554075477956573_1701367121541332992_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=kbDEN11XpmMAX_X83xf&_nc_ht=scontent.fosu2-1.fna&oh=00_AfAbxCv0xNI-wkNLLFkQyjNGysf8WFbtD_RqG67A4gZ4j
I don't think 'Ketchup' man might be interested...lol
Heinz Looks for Man Who Survived a Month at Sea Eating Only Ketchup So They Can Buy Him a Boat Spotting an opportunity to change someone’s life and nab some pretty stunning publicity in the process, Heinz is looking to get in contact with a
New York street smart...
I worked with a guy who had lots of common sense but barely made it through high-school. It wasn't that he couldn't do the work, his mind was elsewhere. Friendly, strong personality, very likeable. He grew up in different parts of New York state and
Yet another balloon taken down
https://www.facebook.com/reel/432566189024881/?s=single_unit&__cft__
Over hard, over easy, and runny...
https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/328743216_1681082385643375_8703076420657259101_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=4M0AdPaTIR8AX8s5_Uj&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AfBPz8A1ZrCvaHwD4z6f35eeijJeqOdfJRRS0AuFHFPWvA
Why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PegLhy9ooXQ
Joke's
What's the definition of madness......?.......... the awnser is two bald men fighting over the last hairbrush in walmart.......... Whats the definition of pain........ .....well its a mouse sliding
There's a BIG balloon outside?
https://scontent.fosu2-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/327965920_1006471823665692_2047180446239898725_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg&_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=MIRgwvpgLz0AX-_acfH&_nc_ht=scontent.fosu2-2.fna&oh=00_AfC80xRjfBHqVmfiVNqhnwJmrf
Funniest way to die (Kick the bucket)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w00Kab17aeI
Business Proposal...
I got up this morning thinking, there must be a way to quickly become a multi-millionaire. I just need to find the right Business Proposal. If I play my cards right, I'd be rich in just 2 weeks... Awesome.
The 55 minute timer...
In the days of black & white Television, my parents owned a model that had a timer as part of the on-off switch. My guess is people who used the TV prior to sleep wouldn't have to get out of bed to turn it off or experience the 'snow' in the middle o
I don't care how monkeys eat bananas...
I've seen and read stories telling me I'm eating bananas the wrong way. They describe how the world does it, including monkeys. They flip the banana over, pinch the bottom and pull the peels back. Wow... I hold the banana the way it grows, snap back
Funny story about a greedy police officer...
Police Share Mugshot of Canine Officer Accused of 'Stealing' https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/9ciq8uvqW01Ckpt6_Q0lHA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTgwNztjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/parade_250/0a9f09c7f48e7b60c30f5967f41a
If CS suddenly closed their site...
I'm doing some 2023 what if scenarios and pondered what would happen If CS suddenly closed their site... Happy? Sad? Some trauma? Indifference? Woah, what thoughts to the number of hours each week I spend here. I suppose I could pick up where I le
Biden Declares The Southern Border As Secure As America's Elections
EL PASO, TX — Following a long-awaited and much-publicized visit to the U.S.-Mexico border, President Joe Biden sought to reassure the American people that the nation's southern border is every bit as secure as America's elections. "Listen, folks.
Laughter and food...a great combination.
SMILE A WHILE...AND GIVE YOUR FACE A REST. That should really be 'flipping', not "flicking".
Religion, COVID and the fear of 5G...
There appears to be a connection between religion, COVID and the fear of 5G as they often are blogged together. That reminds me of the senior member who passed away nearly 2 years ago. Many of his blogs were on the same subjects. He was friendly a
The Hucklebuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vihnr5dM3PM