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Where's the Rogue
Enquiring minds want to know. I'm jonesing - need a fix please
Christian Subject Matter
During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's Chosen People. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not r
Words
George Carlin on the use of unnecessary words. Some are a bit salty.
This will change everything !
Presenting the...... . . . . Tear Only it, can prevent forest fires AND "tastes great !"
Cough, cough...
It was uncle Jason's 93rd birthday and we all gathered around a cake to celebrate. He got out of the hospital just last week as his Emphysema was getting the best of him. If you know uncle, he's a real trooper and insisted to be released against doct
The Virgosign on a typo
A bit on the lighter side of life today. Do you kick yourself when you message anybody and message goes out with a typo ? Or worse, you write if well and the internal autocorrect programme changes a word and so the whole message might look ridiculous
So you think you can judge
Trevor Noah's hilarious take on the ongoing Kavanaugh confirmation hearing. Day 1;
THE WOODEN TOILET SEAT
The train raced onward through the night, chugging power and a sense of purpose. Molly and Jack were stuck on the crossing. Molly died instantly but Jack lived another 23 years. He said he'd been quite attached to his legs but both had to be amput
A Few Smiles
Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doi
Like... you know?
People say the word 'like' too often in a sentence and sometimes it's followed by 'you know' Expect 'an-duh' or uhh... to be part of that too. People do this... like all the time... you know? I listen to local radio on the way to work (WBGG) and
It's official. Australians are the best men to meet.
This is a dinkum Australian love poem, and if it don't bring a lump to your throat, and have you rushing to the Strine men listed here on CS, you're one fussy old cow is all I can say. Of course I love ya darlin' You're a bloody top-notch b
She loves long moonlit walks along the ocean...
Women often have great expectations for what to do on a first date. Stated in many profiles I've seen, they want those romantic walks along the ocean. Guys, be wary of such requests, especially if the women lives in a city like Albuquerque, New Mexic
There's Snow On the Roof, But...
...there's still fire in the furnace! Check out former president Bill Clinton, getting an eyeful at the Aretha Franklin funeral/life celebration: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/aretha-franklin-funeral-internet-frenzy-at-bill-clinton-s-gaze-d
Monday Monday
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For the writers on CS - Evie nails it
If you don't care to follow links, the text is below but the pics and gifs on her original blog are hilarious https://eviegaughan.com/2018/05/01/writers-what-not-to-say/ When you write books, people are gonna want to ask you stuff. It is very
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First the Apple
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
Joke
Omg, this is Too Funny!! ?? ?? ?? In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you pro
The quartermaster's store
The bloggers included all commented on my last blog which seemed as good a way as any of selecting victims Add a verse, make it worse There have to be two lines before the chorus Comment without a verse and you will get done
AL SHARPTON CAN’T SPELL ARETHA FRANKLIN SONG: ‘R-E-S-P-I-C-T’
Haha, now this is funny. Although nobody watches Al Sharpton’s Show this is a moment that can’t be missed. While honoring the late Aretha Franklin, Sharpton has a difficult time spelling her legendary song R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Just watch to see the notch j
Hair today... gone tomorrow.
I was looking at old photos of my father taken when he was around my age. He had less hair than me. Very thin on top, but I'm the one with more grey hair. Grandmothers on both sides of the family had white hair at an early age. My uncle (on my mot
Wow! pens...
My office provides ball point pens in black, blue and red. I won't mention a brand name, but they are called Wow! Unless the paper you write on is a writing tablet, you have a good chance it will skip. Anything that came through a laser printer is
Pence's one man parade in honor of Trump (Satire from Andy Borowitz)
Perhaps you are aware of the controversy surrounding the Hitler-like military parade that Trump wants to begin. For one thing, some estimate the cost to taxpayers would be in the very high $ Millions. Since there is no recent military victory, i
Funny business slogans...
PLUMBER: We're #1 in the #2 business. ELECTRICIAN: Our prices won't shock you. SANDWICH SHOP: Let's MEAT for lunch. DENTIST: I do my business in your mouth. WELL DIGGING SERVICE: Your hole is my goal. VETERINARIAN: Every litter
Bad Bureaucracies
It's kinda annoying when a simple process of renewing a passport turns into circus, I'm sure every embassies has different sets of rules and regulations to follow but our embassy rules here simply suck, so unproductive and not helpful at all. We hav
Some terrific irony in the newest Borowitz column
I'm not sure, if you are aware of the current feud between Dirty Don and his former aide, Omarosa. But, if you like, you can catch up with this video; Regardless, comedian Andy Bor
Photo Caption Contest - Lion ride
Create your own photo caption(s) for the following photo, if you like. My first entry is; For lunch Leo opts for tourist takeout. Here's the photo;
Words we use every day that (sometimes) aren't really words...
A list of words that I see/hear all the time that come to mind: wanna is the shortened version 'want to' as in "Be back shortly, I wanna get a drink" coz is the shortened version of 'because' for example "Coz you never know about th
lol
A man goes to bed one night and falls asleep. The next thing he knows, he is standing at the gates of heaven with St. Peter. He says "where am I?" St Peter replies "you died and you are at the gates of heaven. The man replied "omg no, I can't be dead
How our needs and wants change the older we get!
A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.
Justice Ginsburg Speaks
Tag - Satire ================ Ginsburg: ‘I Am Mentally Fit Enough To Serve Through The End Of President Eisenhower’s Term’ WASHINGTON, D.C.—Dispelling rumors that the Supreme Court Justice could
A Wife Is Dreaming In Bed
She suddenly wakes up and shouts "hide quick, my husband is home". Her husband wakes up, gets out of bed and jumps out the window.
"Dreams can come true, they can happen for you, if....."
.....you read Andy's most recent column in The New Yorker. Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Family Flees to Moscow By Andy Borowitz July 27, 2018 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bringing a tumultuous chap
Ivanka Trump's next business venture ?
You may have heard by now, that Ivanka Trump will be closing up her Chinese child sweat shop. Sad, so sad. https://www.npr.org/2018/07/24/632019337/ivanka-trump-is-closing-her-fashion-company So, what will the girl that has a father,
The Inverse Vampire
It's been raining here a lot recently. In fact, this is the rainiest spring & summer in New Jersey (USA) that I remember. This week alone I was rained out of playing softball; Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and even though it was sunny today, the ga
The End Is Near...
As a kid, I remember people holding signs on the street corners that read Repent - The end Is Near. It's 60 years later and I see less of those signs. Well, except for internet. You see those signs often. It's easier to make an internet post than sta
Fear of deportation
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Schmokin Hot...
Years ago, I came across a dating site that had video chat rooms. I think the way the interface worked was someone would open a room and they would be the operator of the room. We could see the operator but not the other people in the room. I'm gues
What are you seeking on here ?
That has to be the most popular question I get from women who initially contact me on here. It's in their first email to me and yet, I go to great efforts to pre-answer that in my profile, which they obviously haven't read. So, from now on, they
It's a case of up or down low
New timely satire from Borowitz This is subsequent to Dirty Don's very recent ALL UPPER CASE TWEET to Iran. Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump to Discontinue Obama-Era Practice of Using Lowercase Letters By Andy Bor