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Highest Impeachment rating in history ? (satire)
Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Boasts That His Impeachment Will Get Higher TV Ratings Than All Other Impeachments By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an interview with NBC’s Lester Holt, Donald Trum
Husband Down
Haha!! This is a Good one!! A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans',
Trump invites Putin to the White House
SATIRE Satire from The Borowitz Report Leaders of ISIS and Al Qaeda Puzzled Why Trump Has Not Invited Them to White House By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The leaders of ISIS and Al Qaeda said on Friday
A Few Chuckles
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply sayi
verbal diarrhea
the master has spoken .... and we all know who that is ????.. on his visit to the uk ..the one and only ..just could not zip it ... so now the whole world knows that the usa does not have any allies left ... as mr verbal , clearly stated ,,that Eu
Being an only child from a small village was tough...
That´s because I had to fuk someone else´s sister, yak yak!
Having a heck of a day......
I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears. "This is
Robert Mueller gets offers of help from somewhat surprising sources (satire from Borowitz).
Satire from The Borowitz Report Merkel Asks Mueller If There’s Anything She Can Do to Help By Andy Borowitz July 11, 2018 BRUSSELS (The Borowitz Report)—The German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, took a break from the NATO summit
Chasing Rabbits
An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in d
Chick Fil A song ala / Beatles
The Chick Fil A song by Tom Hawkins taking off on a Beatles classic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OwZGmYV-1I
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LOU & WEN!
Happy Birthday To Lou & Wen! Happy Birthday To Lou & You! Happy Birthday To Lou-OOOO & Wen-eNNN! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EmH9f0c9olc Grab A High Life & Sing Along, Y'all! Lou! Wen!
I bought a new Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.
It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline or E85. I had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated. The technician said to the radio, 'Pla
Can We Bring Back The Old Blog Format Please....
it's the one where most recent blogs appear on top and not the last commented one...? It's kinda strange reading multiple blogs form one blogger...boring actually and stale blogs keep appearing on top is also not cool, specially if they a
Four Men
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.” “That's odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse then y
Truth on the lack of 'civility' by protestors
Here's Trevor Noah
Finally a believable explanation for Melania Trump's choice in jacket message. lol
Here is the explanation by 'Melania' herself. So, there you have it.
The Male Robot Companion (MaRC) - a review
The way to sell to a man is to mark the product as exclusive and double the price. The way to sell to a woman is to say she can have two for the price of one. This is the main reason female robot companions have been the focus of the develope
THE HAIRCUT
Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing communit
ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND.
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and ther
58,000th BLOG!!!
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Congratulations to Trump Voters - You've done it !!
Satire from The Borowitz Report Bar Officially Cannot Be Lowered By Andy Borowitz July 24, 2015 MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—A group of scholars who have been monitoring the descent of the bar over the past few decade
Robot Bartender
A GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS: THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS: "WHAT WILL YOU HAVE? THE GUY REPLIES, "WHISKEY." THE ROBOT BRINGS BACK HIS DRINK AND ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR IQ?" THE GUY SAYS, "16
Terrific News from Singapore :)
Satire from The Borowitz Report Kim Jong Un Offers to Host Peace Talks Between United States and Canada By Andy Borowitz 11:13 A.M. SINGAPORE (The Borowitz Report)—One day before his summit with Donald J. Trump, the North Ko
The Superbowl Winners to meet with Mueller lol
I'm not sure if you have been following this situation, or not. But Dirty Don Trump started a whole big to do, because several of the black football players decided to respectfully kneel, instead of stand up, during playing of the USA national ant
"OMG ! You'll never guess what !"
or add your own photo caption.
Finally some smidgen of truth out of Guliani ? lol
Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump’s Lawyers Argue That He Cannot Be Impeached Because He Was Never Actually Elected By Andy Borowitz 10:57 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what they believe is a legal masterstr
Trevor Noah on Kim Kardashian's visit to the Whitehouse
"Like with any episode of the Kardashians there's a big butt."
Smile
Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get the hole filled!
You're odd !
Your feet smell, while your nose runs. You park in a driveway, and drive on the parkway on your way to the store to buy jumbo shrimp. What the hell is wrong with you ?
He's the only one that fits the bill.
Reading through profiles of women on my home page I see most have demands us lessor mortals could never meet, non smoker, must like dancing & travel, own hair & teeth love of animals & grandchildren, good sense of humour, financially ind
Prognosis
Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband go
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello"
smiles..................
Life is........like online Love is.....like offline Heart is....pending worries are everyday...updating problems are always.....incoming money keeps....out going i am always.....Working Happiness slowly......Downloading....
What is the most funniest thing u ever did or someone or witness
Most funniest moment ever you witness how hard it made u laugh how did it make your day go and who u tell
Coffee Talk -
So y'all punsters have a blog OF YOUR VERY OWN https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oiJkANps0Qw Am I considerate or WHAT?!
Today is my not-birthday !
Yes, just like 362 other days of the year, it is NOT my birthday. Please wish me a happy not birthday, as I did not get another year older today. Yes ! https://preview.ibb.
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Trump considers firing the word Subpoena
Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Deletes Nine Tweets While Attempting to Spell “Subpoena” By Andy Borowitz 11:50 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump deleted nine tweets early Wednesday morning in a
Just Three Words
A 76-year-old man is having a drink at the Meadows Country Club bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short while, the girl notices him star
The Telephone Rings And
A whispered child's voice answers - Hello? (An employer is calling to pass information to an employee.) - Hello. Is your Daddy there? Whispered Voice - Yes. Caller - May I speak with him? WV - No. C - Is your Mommy there? WV - Yes
I have just one word for this - Wow !
I've met pitbulls that were nicer. The 2018 Correspondents Dinner in Washington DC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxISB26avpw